Bronz Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/04/24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikeriding Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 does anyone here actually use chat up lines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 I hope to god not, especially if they;re using some of the "lines" in this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualjoe Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 "Shut up and get in the van" I got some action with this one the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 I got some action with this one the other day. See you on crimewatch in a few weeks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alextheferret Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 "Wait, do I know you?" "No, you dont" "oh... Would you like to know me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le @ Tnn Engineering Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 "Pirate themed pick up line" Arrr I must be hunting treasure cos it's your chest I'm digging! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 C'mon love, I lowered my standards surely you can lower yours?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronz Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 http://www.typographyserved.com/Gallery/do_you_come_here_often/553883 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Ell, Oh Ell. Before every fag in the world had them because their favourite deathcore singerfag had them, they were kind of a conversation starter Then EVERYBODY got them, I was almost tempted to let mine heal as a result. I've had mine for years, waayy before all these little new era 'emo' and 'scene' kids came along trying to be individual. Now everyone presumes that everyone with stretched ears is a clonefag of some sort, whereas I stretched mine because I wanted to, not because bullet for my little pony has them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Ear wars! Who was the first to stretch them? Who's the true trendsetter? Tune in a bit later to find out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Ear wars! Who was the first to stretch them? Who's the true trendsetter? Tune in a bit later to find out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 You lot don't have shit on the African tribes that have been doing it since f**k knows when. Quit whinging about your 'individuality' - try using your personality instead of the way you look I am aware and ready for the coming attack over my lack of personality and being a grumpy little shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 You lot don't have shit on the African tribes that have been doing it since f**k knows when. Quit whinging about your 'individuality' - try using your personality instead of the way you look I am aware and ready for the coming attack over my lack of personality and being a grumpy little shit. well life's a bitch and people are ignorant and judgmental, but I still love you, you grumpy little shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Seriously, if you rely on looks you're doing it wrong. PLAYER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Yer I can play you're geeky game too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Yer I can play you're geeky game too Yeah I can play your geeky game too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronz Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 (edited) Edited July 7, 2010 by l33th3tr33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mr_malcolm Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Excuse me, do you know why Polar Bears have big paws? wait for responce of no. To break the ice, hi my names .... insert name here .... This one has worked for me a few times just a good way to start some basic conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Excuse me, do you know why Polar Bears have big paws? wait for responce of no. To break the ice, hi my names .... insert name here .... This one has worked for me a few times just a good way to start some basic conversation. Imagine if she was so stupid, in fact, that she didn't understand the little token humour and was just like "oh, thats a good fact that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew_coggan Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Say to a bird 'I bet you 50p I can feel your boobs without you noticing.' They're obviously like 'Haha yeah go on then, not gonna happen.' Grab their tits, hand them 50p and say 'Oh well…' I guess it's more a molesting than a chat-up line though… HaHa lol weirdly my dad told me that one and he did it to some woman at this party lol just to prove it works, it was well funnyI oftern use the old trip and the little spill of the drink, then appologise and ask if they want a drink. Works most of the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 ...and ask if they want a drink... Nooooooooooooooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Metcalfe Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Swallow this pill and count to 10... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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