Joe Papasnap Maher Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 "when" i had my last missus, id wank just as much as i do now?? it is boredom for me...like now im bored...but i had ont about an hour ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 By "return the favour", I hope you don't mean you'll make me feel warm inside he's already done that to one poor young woman who bares his spawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mods Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 used to get one on the bus to school in the morning.. i hated that! The lad(s) saying my girls sorts me out blah blah.. NO! A girl is never as gd at wanking you as ones self.. plus... no effort needed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 To put in to perspective how much i wank... I currently have thrombosis... in my dick. With a bit of googling."A thrombosis can occur during periods of frequent and prolonged sexual activity"i havent had sex in 9 - 10 months.. I am officialy a wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 you're f**king king of the wankersi salute you. those callouses aren't from riding are they ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Geary Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 3 Days ... I do it when I'm bored or feeling Horny as feck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 When you get wanked off by a girl it feels like using your left hand upside down. "you gonna cum?" "yeah i will do when Lord of The Rings, 2 disc edition finishes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 (edited) you clearly aren't shopping under the right lampposts Edited September 7, 2006 by poopipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Pitbull Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 When you get wanked off by a girl it feels like using your left hand upside down. "you gonna cum?" "yeah i will do when Lord of The Rings, 2 disc edition finishes."f**king word!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Second time in the day sex is never as good as the first I find, unless it's quite far apart and/or you're a damn horny bastid at the timei've actually found second time sex in the day to be better had one day when we had house to ourselves (me and gf i'll add) for 10days, we did it 4 times in the space of about 6 hours...and i actually had some of the best 'orgasms' oh and to add to the topic...i do find to masturbate much less when i have a gf. hardly ever do these days, but looking at the posts...may need to change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 When you get wanked off by a girl it feels like using your left hand upside down. "you gonna cum?" "yeah i will do when Lord of The Rings, 2 disc edition finishes."in the sig it goes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 i've actually found second time sex in the day to be better had one day when we had house to ourselves (me and gf i'll add) for 10days, we did it 4 times in the space of about 6 hours...and i actually had some of the best 'orgasms' oh and to add to the topic...i do find to masturbate much less when i have a gf. hardly ever do these days, but looking at the posts...may need to change Yeah but I'm talking about twice within an hour sorta timescale. My cock always feels a little numb if it's too soon, especially after marathon seshes harhar. Most we've done is 3, would love to have a whole day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumhitter Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 One a day for me, sometimes more - morning and night... like the mouthwash... (NOT TO BE CONFUSED!)Unfortunatly my gf isn't that into sex, she used to be but isn't anymore, I think she reached the point in the relationship where you stop wanting to as much (which I think shouldn't exist).... I'm still deep in the first stage which is such a b*****d.Didn't stop wanking when we got together though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinJI Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Definatly gotta agree that you wank less if you have a girlfriend, even if you arn't getting much. Its just how it works, dunno why though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 anyone had their girlfriends say 'i dont want you w*nking off to porn anymore, its like your cheating on me' f**king female retards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 anyone had their girlfriends say 'i dont want you w*nking off to porn anymore, its like your cheating on me' f**king female retardsLOL I just told mine straight that I still wank now and then, lucky me she wasn't really bothered at all.Problem is some girls don't understand that guys always have and always will want to wank no matter what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Haven't had a wank in about 2 weeks, deffinatley less when you have a girlfriend. Just seem to be happier and less argumentative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewannnn Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 ^ squince said it for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 (edited) we did it 4 times in the space of about 6 hours...and i actually had found some of the best 'organisms' Edited September 9, 2006 by radical rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lardo_69 Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 (edited) I finished with my GF about 4 days ago. I havnt had a wank since and i aint even had a boner since. Is that wronge i dont no. I think i have lost my libido. when i am going out with a bird i find that when i am wanking i aint thinking about her. Is that wronge to. does any one else do this. How about.. whats the point? you live life once. God gave you hands to masturbate so f**king do it. I dont see the point in putting your balls through the torture of having to facilitate more than a days worth of cum. Maybe 2 days at a push. I went 2 weeks without a wank.. once and that was the worst two weeks of my life so far. During exams i was having 5 a day everyday maybe even more. ill re-read this post in the morning when my mind is more clear..im off to have a long overdue wank over some dirty jap porn. legend. i laughed so hard when i red this. Edited September 9, 2006 by lardo_69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty boi Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 (edited) If your feeling down then mr penis will be down Keep trying, oh and i havent had one for 3 weeks .Has anyone actually been caught in the act?Adam. Edited September 9, 2006 by monty boi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 thats cause you 15, you dont actually have a penis yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george_seamons Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Aren't you like 12? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 17 george deary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 most i have gone is 3 months without wankin, and fuuuuuck me hahawas THE worst thing ever your joking si?i cant remember not having one for less then 3 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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