Dan6061 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 "That's the post you've set fire to! The ROYAL MAIL! it's like...setting fire to a swan!" - Peep Show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orgun_Donor Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 "If your going to do something do it... worry about it later" - Rob Warner"Its all about Practice....... Practice Practice Practice!" - Martyn Ashton"Why have you got pink bits on your bike? Is it cause your gay?" - Miss informed chav before i taught him some manners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Dig Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 (edited) "Why bother all the good looking sluts are taken""Id love to ride her... she can here me cant she" Both from the same boy i cryed a bit both times Edited April 27, 2007 by cal d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramps Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 If Ignorance is bliss that'll explain my miserey - AkalaWhoever said life int about stacking papers they're a f**king idiot and need to wake up - Akala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D a n n y. . . Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 (edited) "Contact where in... Helloooo, you Barred!" - John Smiths advert Edited April 28, 2007 by bigez_91 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King C Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 (edited) Not sure if this is fit in but i found it funny.Faggot: King have you got any tips for getting a good tan?Me: yea, get out more.**few seconds later**Faggot: Do you reccon rubbing butter on yourself will give you a better tan?Me: WTF?So yea quote wise: "Do you reccon rubbing butter on yourself will give you a better tan?" Edited April 28, 2007 by kcchan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 So yea quote wise: "Do you reccon rubbing butter on yourself will give you a better tan?"It does. Not good for your skin cancer risk though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Not sure if this is fit in but i found it funny.Faggot: King have you got any tips for getting a good tan?Me: yea, get out more.**few seconds later**Faggot: Do you reccon rubbing butter on yourself will give you a better tan?Me: WTF?So yea quote wise: "Do you reccon rubbing butter on yourself will give you a better tan?"its not as stupid as it sounds, lorraine kelly admitted doing it as a teenager, along with many of her friends. also why do you think many tanning accelerators are called names like cocoa butter, basically the oil in some way makes the skin react to the light stronger, although in most cases, youll just burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 "Once you label me you negate me"if you can name the person this belongs too without googling for it, i'll be a happy bunny.also Descartes had some corkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Greenan!!!!!!!!!! Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 A man with hole in pocket, him feel very cocky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayneone Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 (edited) Anything can happen in the next half hour. (sting ray)My own one:You can spend over a thousand pounds on a bodykit, even more on the engine, but you STILL have a Corsa! Edited April 28, 2007 by wayneone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Pearson Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 "Once you label me you negate me"if you can name the person this belongs too without googling for it, i'll be a happy bunny.also Descartes had some corkersIf I say Plato very tentitively will you be gentle if I'm wrong?EDIT: Having just googled it I realise I'm so far wrong I deserve a kicking..."When the bell tolls three times, it will announce that I have been killed. If I am killed by common men, you and your children will rule Russia for centuries to come; if I am killed by one of your stock, you and your family will be killed by the Russian people! Pray Tsar of Russia. Pray." -Grigori Rasputin, one month prior to his death by assassination by the Tsars, and one year before the Russian Tsars fell from power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 (edited) Only those who risk going too far can possibly know how far they can go. Edited April 28, 2007 by ash-kennard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the666ers Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 "the drugs dont work, they just make it worse" - i just have to blurt it out, out of tune, everytime my mates are on comedowns, and then im thankful i only drank anti freeze bottled up as wkd the previous night.Unfortunately boss, that song was written in reference to cancer treatments that were being used on his dying father. Listen again and you'll realise straight away.Mine are: 'Music is the art most nigh to tears and memory' oscar wildeCan't think of others right now, always the case! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Plod Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 Unfortunately boss, that song was written in reference to cancer treatments that were being used on his dying father. Listen again and you'll realise straight away.You sure? I thought it was his mum who had the cancer not his dad Maybe we've uncovered some sort of conspiracy here Great song none the less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Pearson Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Just remembered another great prawn one:On friday the 13th - Jenny (nicks mum): See, it wasn't that unlucky, you didn't fall off your bike once.Nick: Yes but my f**king car blew up though didn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve@banbury-trials Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 "gravity is a cruel mistress""isn't it near kenilworth?""hmm,is that right?""would you like to see the one eyed trouser snake?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 'Can i touch your knees?'(Very funny in the right situation... Sitting in the park, talking away, randomly come out with it and you'll get great laughs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 If your 10, yes.Don't really have quotes, although if i did, it would be something like Ash's one, but about limits and knowing them.Also something about grabbing great opportunity's that come along, taking a risk and saying yes, possibly going on the wildest adventure of your life.Can think of the reasoning behind quotes, just not the quotes themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 If your 10, yes.Your girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Good come back, well original Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidehop Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 " If all else fails we ALWAYS have Argos" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Your girlfriend?Good lad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011001000110010101110010 Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Your girlfriend?fat pants, we all know you are 11. you shouldnt be touching peoples knees at that age...Fav quote:"ooh, splat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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