konstant Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 "where's your seat" I left it at your Mum's house. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredski Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 I get: Go away you antisocial thug me:no im not causing any harm im calling the police me: well thats original!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onza pro series guy Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 I get: Go away you antisocial thug me:no im not causing any harm im calling the police me: well thats original!! Got this from a local Hitler security gaurd: him: if you don't move on i'll get the police around your house. I'll make sure it's P.C Miller as well he hates anti-social youths on bikes. Me: well I hope he doesn't let his personal feelings get in the way of his profession. Him: We'll if your still here in five minutes you'll be in trouble. We left 45min later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 "I used to be a BMX Champion". Quote from a pissed guy in Aberdeen one night. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterjordan86 Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 I once got told i needed to "oil my brakes" because they were squeaking. Hmmm 'cause that will help them brake me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 "I used to be a BMX Champion". Quote from a pissed guy in Aberdeen one night. I got that from a pissed French guy once in London. He was leathered and could barely walk so I was sceptical. He kept asking to ride my bike which I was reluctant to do until he took his shirt off and he had the letters B.M.X. tattooed across his chest in a really big size, so that was enough for me. As he rode off I said "remember the brakes are the other way round" to which he replied "don't worry" then proceeded to do a long ass manual to desperately grabbing at the front brake, then looping out and slamming down on his back. I just walked over to him, picked up my bike and said "I did try and tell you". 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh allsworth Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 some guy came up to me and asked me if i new some pro that rides a yellow trials bike, and at first i thought of john shrewsbury then this guy said that he had been riding for 40 years and i was like no.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onza pro series guy Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 some guy came up to me and asked me if i new some pro that rides a yellow trials bike, and at first i thought of john shrewsbury then this guy said that he had been riding for 40 years and i was like no.... Ashton? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnnBee Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 I was once out with a few lads riding on a wall near a car park. One of the lads had just been and bought a can of coke. He took a swig and put it on the floor. Some random old woman who was walking by just picked it up and walked away drinking it and talking to herself. Had to be there I suppose but still makes me laugh today hahhaha 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidbarr Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 For some reason all the bmx chavs here call sprockets "the crank". Constantly getting told my crank is tiny, and the other day a bmxer as me to swap my 18t "crank" for his 25t one. Nah, I'm good mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Rock 45 Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 apparently im ungrateful muppet a chav once shoulded at me from far away, also kids just walking up to me and pressing my brakes in amazement that there fluid filled and are your tyres poped? and some of the above that other people have said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TROYston Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 I've convinced about 3 skate park scooter and bmx kids that my rim tape was actually flavored. Red for raw steak and green for nettle flavor. One scooter kid was just like wooow seat-less downhill bikes are weird. A fat one about ten minutes later said 'i bet there just strawberry and apple flavor' i told him that he got me and there just too nice too share but he can try some, so he knelt down and, well, licked my red rim tape. Got back up with a mouth full of dust and said that he thinks i've ran out and need to buy new ones! Silly fatty. The third one on a bmx rim asked me if he can buy them off Allans and he might buy some for his x-rated. Ahhh Fun times . 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conradm94 Posted March 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Bumpiddybump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 That's a strange thing to shout Hahaha just saw that post and your comment - brilliant haha. This threads actually amazing, just re-read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theta2 Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Me and Ricky-B managed to convince some BMX kids that our rim tape was made of rubber bands put round our rims to make us bounce higher Had em going for ages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 When riding my bike: "Are you OK?" Any other sort of riding: "Is it in yet?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialslad13 Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Its always wheres your seat , and this generally friendly looking old man walked up to me and said , you best not come nere me on that stupid thing, il knock you the f**k off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the mysterious leemur Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 *Old lady runs out of house screaming * "Your not welcome here ! Your making too much noise and disturbing people !" I was on a mod bike , with disk brakes and her house was like 100 meters away She then proceeded to call the police , I later found out that she calls them all the time for unimportant reason and is just generally bitchy to everybody . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alistair14 Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 The best one i got last weekend was some old guy saying that i need to oil my brakes cause they're too noisey ..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Adding to the 'things you convinced some kids about trials bikes', I convinced some kid that the TPA dial was used to set how far you pedal kick, and when you let go of the lever in a back hop that's what shot you forwards. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ULtrialsguy Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 (edited) Mostly people ask where's your seat, how much did that cost and other such annoying nonsense. The thing that really annoys me though is when some girl (usually drunk) in a passing group shouts out "real men ride women" to which I usually reply "are you offering?" Edited April 30, 2013 by ULtrialsguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onza pro series guy Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 I ride a 09 spec Fourplay as my daily bike, I was riding across a junction and someone shouted "Oi faggot, when you gonna by the new model", made me laugh to myself quite alot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andeee Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 " Iz u that geezer off britains got talent init??!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamKidney Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Ere mate, Ill give you 200 cash and a cig for you bike. Ermm no.... Another fav that had us all laughing was a rather fetching blonde who took an interesting and said to me; "Thats a nice bike! How longs your stem thingy?" Me: "Wouldnt you like to know " 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
customrider-Rhys Posted March 25, 2012 Report Share Posted March 25, 2012 I normally get the usaul "how much does that cost" "theres no seat" "you need to oil them brakes" which is the best one i think! "whats the sport called?" "dont your tyres pop on them rocks?" and i did get some cocky twat today say to a friend off mine while on the rocks "go on fall off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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