Muel

I vividly remember my first ride on the road, despite having ridden motorbikes off road for years before. Weird that everyone seems to remember their first time! (Hahaaaa!)

I'll come congratulate her. With my penis.

I'm getting there! Training indoors twice a week and either trad or indoors 1 day at weekends. Down from 210lbs to 206lbs but starting to feel stronger. Well done on the V8! Indoors I'm struggling at V2... Never bouldered outdoors though so no idea what I'm at.

Didn't you write off a mint 205 GTI a few years back?

Or, bring back the system that worked well at stopping the scammers from ever getting into the Classifieds, and had the added advantage of stopping illiterate chavs from posting shit everywhere?

EDIT: Just realised you're using facebook Dan. You noob.

Dude, how can you not check that the car is stationary before getting out? That's just silly.

Anything Samsung would be my advice. I had this but with Windows 7, it was a lovely laptop. Battery life was ace, speaker quality and screen quality were awesome etc. The one downside it has is that it's limited by a slow laptop hard drive. Putting an SSD in it made it instantly about 4 times as fast. I paid £620 for mine about 9 months ago, so tis a good price. If you can stand Windows 8. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Samsung-15-6-inch-Notebook-Processor-Windows/dp/B00C89PNK8

Nicely done dude! I got told off on one of my attempts for going through the speed trap at just over 70kph.

Read through that carefully and it mostly makes sense. The bit where I get lost is when I read the links and stuff you post up, possibly because they're written for far more well read people than me or because they assume a knowledge of politics or the world in general which I don't have because I've never actively watched the news or anything. The main reason I struggle to understand is that I don't really want to have to. I want someone like you to tell me what to do so that I have more time in the day to go climbing and watch telly. That said I have honestly tried to get my head round some of this stuff, and I still find it hard to grasp how the government could really benefit from doing chemtrail stuff. Everything I've read in detail so far just doesn't seem like proof IMO, i.e what I understand about it, I don't believe. The bit that bothers me really is the stuff about the NHS getting even shitter. My Grandparents have had loads of work done over the last 5 years or so, and while being a pretty good standard of care considering it's free(ish), the standard has always been "not quite good enough" IMO. Classic Sheffield Hallam Failer

Clarkson has been quoted as saying it's all been scripted lol, it just used to be more loosely scripted. You can still with the road trips and stuff IMO that they're acting normally, but that race was so obviously staged. I saw him in an interview stating how they actually film the races, which is to do the race and get what footage they can, then go back and film all the bits they need.

3 months on and I'm still yet to read a single post or article about this I can understand.

Told you to buy one with your tower 3 years ago you noob. :-P Glad you like it.

I hope you have a horrible time.

Head up to Sheffield while you're coming that far?

Watching Mock The Week, and I f**kING HATE ANDY PARSONS!!! Dunno why but he just seems like such a twat.

That's because it's ever so slightly scripted.

Aye that's true. I want to see more cheap car challenges and ridiculous races. Last series had that Mustang race, but they only cost about £30k I think? Why no more shots like that one of the Veyron coming past the camera car at 150+?

Really didn't think it was all that good to be honest...

So, what will new Top Gear do?

I'm now a little bit more excited than I was 3 days ago when I said I was a little bit excited.

Most folk songs. Quite a lot of American country songs as well.

How? I'm 22, live in a fairly shit area of Sheffield and I can get a Cupra R for £1200 a year, if it was my first year of driving.

I'm a little bit excited.

I already thought of that haha. My server is called lemonparty believe it or not. I log into it with muel@lemonparty.