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These results have shocked me. My friend mentioned this and I had no idea anyone ever did this sitting down. Makes me wonder what other weird things people do all the time that I haven't been told about.

Just curious...

American Hustle was very average. THe acting was all great, just didn't think the plot or much else was anything special.

He stole the move I always wanted to do One time I was bunnyhopping over a chain and my front wheel hit it on the way up and I flipped over the chain and landed on my back, so I thought then if the chain was higher and if I was ridiculously good... I am curious if that's how he got the idea. Anyways, the riding was incredible, but I did find the scenery shots repetitive and thought the intro was too long. And was disappointed that his banger clip was a front flip variation for his past three videos now.

Does he has a facebook you'd want to link...

Technology can't work out captchas yet, I think we're safe from a machine ruled dystopia for a while.

His up to fronts are whimsical

There's a scene in The Office where David Brent's on a blind date and when he sees the woman turns to the camera and says 'for f*cks sake', which was almost exactly my reaction when I saw the girls a friend of mine invited to come out with us earlier. I no longer trust his judgement as regards anything, although he almost made up for it when he texted me saying 'I really did think that at least one of them wasn't going to look like this'.

Needs some work on the facial expressions.

A man sees a bar that says 'Free punch' on the outside. He walks in and says 'hey, where's the free punch'. The bartender tells him to join the queue behind him, but one the man turns around he doesn't see anything.

Don't agree with the Father's logic there. I know he's fictional, but we wouldn't get on in real life.

You should not joke about that. One time I was incredibly constipated, more so than you can possibly imagine. I sat and I sat, I pushed and I pushed and, after an agonizing and mentally exhausting twenty minutes, I erupted. The sound was horrible, and I'll never forget the sheer volume of toilet water that launched at me. I winced thinking about the liquid I had just ingested in such an undesirable manner, and then shrieked due to the arctic temperatures I had just been exposed to. Anyway, I stood up or at least tried to. Something felt wrong. Something was wrong. I quickly resumed my seated position for fear of worsening whatever situation I had fallen into. Something had grazed my inner thigh in a way that's never happened to me and, from what I know of my genetics, most likely never will. Obviously I feared looking down and not just seeing my trophy, but also the damage that required it's release. I was sure I was going to see a mess of intestines so I felt my body for any gaps but unfortunately my rib cages prevented a full examination. I braced myself and stood, an act that required what I 'm sure was the maximum capacity of my bravery. Before I reached the full standing position, I heard another plop and spun to find the source. A second, my thinner strand of feces had emerged, perched on top of the previous. I thought 'this can not be possible, there was only one plop originally' and as I looked at my thigh I saw the brown smear, relinquishing me of my recent fear and replacing it with an intense need to shower. So don't joke about that, might bring up some bad memories for people. Sorry it wasn't too detailed, I'm still at work.

This is a really cool music video

Oh my god Dave Anscombe's right

Yes that video had a great deal of greatness

T'was pretty good, laughed at the piggy back though. Scarier in hindsight though, my avoidance of Asian girls has increased. Kings of Summer is really good. Genuinely very funny in a not throwing gags in your face kind of way.

That was so bad, sketchy riding and so many dabs it made the bike pointless. Should be in the Angry Thread.

Scottish notes are annoying enough, having to deal with Euros is a step too far.

Just curious about this. I haven't ridden in quite a while but was jumping over a rope the other day and my foot snagged it. In the second I started tripping on it, I thought 'uh, this rope's not moving, better pull in it' so reached and yanked at it while still in mid air and it got caught so I though 'dammit' before I landed on the ground. Point is, I remember when I was falling off on my bike I was always amazed at how my thought I was capable of in the second it would take to hit the ground. I've asked a few people about this and some people say they get it and some say they pretty much become dead weight. Not really a question, just curious...

And genuinely scary movie recommendations that I probably won't have heard of?

Their anuses feel pretty deep seated too

I get that and was excited watching the video, but it seemed like a build up to just seeing a little hop that we've seen repeatedly now. The existing video with more of a money shot in place of the little hop would have been amazing, but the build up just to see him do something I could do off a curb just didn't leave me as excited as I think it should have.

Kind of sucked as a trailer, one great clip would have been a lot better.

To be fair I came to post it and only realised at the very last second that there was an anagram going on. Loved the video, one of the very few riders talking videos that fully interested me and wanted more if anything.

If you're not someone who resents found footage horror movies, Grave Encounters is actually pretty great. Nothing smart or original but does exactly what it set out to do. My frequency of head turns is going to increase a lot tonight.