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Yeah that's what I thought, I didn't actually see the final but in the semis they were much better. I would imagine the sax player is probably quite good, just playing dumbed down shit that sounds nice to get votes. If he came on and played Giant Steps he wouldn't get all the grannies sat at home thinking "aww that's pretty"... I would hope so anyway, otherwise I can play as well as he can I didn't get stavros flatley, two fat people who can't dance and aren't funny?

Sounds like you go faster than bad riders on geared bikes simply cos you're a bad rider being forced to pedal non stop. If you get a good rider, one hill and two bikes, one fixie and one geared, he will go faster on the geared. Having your legs forced around by the fixie is slowing you down, no two ways about it, it's not defying the laws of physics, it's shit riders getting a placebo effect and being forced to push themselves/ made to feel like they're superman. If you were a proper athelete who trained properly you'd be able to pwn on a road bike, and realize that it isn't physically possible to go faster round a course on a fixie than a road bike, with good technique.

The massive decline in numbers of churchgoers -> the rise in freeloaders, multiculturalism, immorrality etc? Perhaps immigration wouldn't be tolerated to such an extent if we were all still blindly following the church's stance on everything? Perhaps the church instilling some morals into the scum in the country like they used to wouldn't be a bad thing? I'm sure Britain is a better place to live now than it was 100 years ago generally, but it'd be interesting to see what state the country would be if it was still highly religious combined with the technological revoloution that is responsible for some of the increase in quality of life.

That's a pretty good price, I've never owned one but they are regarded very highly, one of the better riding old school bikes. You may find it harder to ride for pure trials than a more modern frame but it should be fine.

That could well be him. He had a hideously ugly fag hag too, who kept telling me about how he was a dj and record producer. "are you straight out gay? Straight out?" was his line I believe. I had to exchange coming out stories with him and he kept asking if I got loads of guys in the Marines...

Was he fat, balding and camp? There's a whole massive story there, which after much leading on ended up with me and my mate having to play cat and mouse throughout Wellington to get away from him. I was dressed as a top gun pilot and my mate was wearing a pink suit, good times... On topic, try pot washing at a pub. It's hell on earth but can be bearable at the right place.

I got offered £150 an hour off some old dude a few months back, true story. This was in the Station of all places...

Like the sound of £500 an hour? Then pimp yourself out to an old guy. In all seriousness I guess ask around places to see if they need dogsbodies, you may struggle to find somewhere though what with the massive unemployment. Or if you're clever work out a way to make money in school, I used to make a tidy profit selling sweets to kids, turning £3 into £45 in a lunch hour between me and a mate was the record, normally it was less than that but I always made sure I got a free lunch...

I had a quicksilver one of these back in '99 and mine said HS33. It was nasty and the lever blade felt horrid, sold it last month...

Awaits influx of PMs from new members ... More will be revealed at an appropriate time.

Never has so much bullshit been spouted by so few to so many... It would appear that Damon's attitude sucks majorly, sponsorship should be about giving more back to your sponsor than they give you. I'm potentially looking for some riders to sponsor some time in the next few months, don't think Damon is going to be one of the people I approach...

On the subject of getting skull f**ked by maggots, you've been going out with Danny Kearns for quite some time now? I joke, I joke...

Save your money for petrol, once you start driving you'll realise what an actual bum rape motoring is, and what an even bigger waste of money cosmetic upgrades are. No matter what wheels you put on a misubishi colt, you're never going to look bolla'.

My brothers both have asus eepc's, they use them alllll the time and have no complaints, i'd consider getting one if I found just using a phone for internet too prohibitive. Guess they're slightly smaller than a netbook? They're part of a new initiative for all primary school kids to have one, they use them for work in lessons a lot.

Haha I don't even know why he's called DJ talent when he's trying to be an MC... Susan Boyle was dire last night, I've played for 13 year olds who can sing Memory better than her. I was amazed to see Fred the 73 year old dancer on the other night, I have pictures of me in clubs with him

I have a lot of rubiks cubes, when I got bored I used to go round cities seeing how many different ones I could find to buy... I have around 20 different ones, from tiny to very large, and the 4x4, 5x5 and Siamese cubes (two or more connected together). The one I really want but have never bought is the v cube 7, a 7x7 cube...

It sounds like you know in your heart what you want to do, stay pc. A family friend runs a large IT based company, he feels that the extra productivity from the reliability of the macs more than justifies the extra cost so is gradually changing all the computers to macs. I hope to change sometime soon (I.e. Whenever my PC next annoys me sufficiently...) I'm not fussed about performance and like the looks/ ease of use.

I didn't mention a game

I've been reading about area 51 recently, I think it's highly likely there's some aircraft out there with capabilities that we don't currently know about... On a more realistic note, when reading your post I thought it is most likely to be one of the latest generation of Eurocopter air ambulances/ police helicopters, if the wind was in the right direction you wouldn't be able to hear them, and they often hover for long periods of time before flying off at rapid speeds. Perhaps there were two that split up

Yeah man I love finding stuff, I do care work, I went round some old guys's place last night to check he was ok and I found a wallet with £60 in it and a nice watch, they both happened to stay in my pocket by accsedent, uno these things happen

I used to weigh around 16-17 stone, 5 foot 11. This was before I really got into masturbation, we're talking like once every hour or two at least. Obviously just excercising the one arm isn't gonna do much good, so you've gotta be inventive, left arm, hip thrusts between the mattress, that kinda shit. I'm now down to 9 stone and no matter what I eat my weight doesn't change. * *The above post is a lie. I've actually never had more than 10% body fat...

Quite probably, I can't say i've ever paid as close attention to the penis as you clearly have however

Not a huge fan, too many colours for my liking/ slightly weird mix of components, prefered it in its previous incarnations. Where is the thumper frame these days?

Is it true that there's actually a load of secret moderators?

You're 14. You're 14. Go trade some Pokémon cards with him instead or something.