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Who said anything about clinics?

How does it work though, don't you have to prove you're looking for work? And don't they force you back into work after a while?

What am I having for tea tonight?

Everyone knows that's a lie perpetuated by guys with small and mis-shapen todgers.

Hearty lol A question to anyone who's had it done later in life, how painful was it and for how long?

I witnessed a guy do this while trying to jump a bike over a ha-ha wearing white gym shorts, they turned quite red People still take the mick out of him like 5 years on. I don't think i've ever seen a circumsized penis, I can't imagine what they'd look like. I had a gf who confessed to cheating on me with a turkish guy while I was in the marines, she then asked if it was normal for guys to have no foreskin. I wasnt impressed!

Satchels at dawn?

The phone I am referring to is the BT Stratus 1500. It has a sexy black finish, and a good quality screen. The best bit is the internal call facility, free calls to any room in the house! It comes in a twin pack and can also be used in conjunction with loads of other compatible handsets. The docking station is easy to use and charges the phone in no time. I would rate it as 8/10, it would be a 10 if the inbuilt ringers were better. Thank you for reading my review. Edit: this was posted before the op specified mobile phone

Old school... If I'm not mistaken it was called "The judge", identi had a trials rider on their team at one point. Perhaps this isn't the judge, I definitely remember these though, I think mbuk did a review ~2001/2. Looks very sweet...

A friend's dad runs a garden shop, and he gets the big garden shop chains to price match products at his shop, he makes leaflets to show them with crazily low prices on then when they call to verify the price he tells them the same crazy price... Not little items, big things like ride on lawn mowers well below trade price.

I'm too tired to work out if that's taking the mick

I've found a niche in the "stray" scene, straight on straight gay action, basically it involves jerking off builders for cash.

The performance may be good but it still looks a bag of shit... Personally I'd go for the boxster/ another porsche. He's a semi pro rugby player so I'd imagine it's as much about performance as comparing it to everyone else in the teams car, thus he needs something with the most street cred, not old car geek cred.

I was in the depot office last week and someone on the phone was trying to get them to do this, I wasn't particularly listening but it sounded like they were able to do it... Give it a go Edit: ah, serves me right for not reading Mr Griffin's huge post...

@Jarrod: It's virtually impossible to help someone if they don't want help. By the sounds of things she doesn't want help. I know people exactly their same, their ambition in life is to one day be earning £60 a week to cover all the drugs and fags they want, at the moment they're too lazy to even sign on for jobseekers allowance. As hard as it is, at the moment she sounds like she's not worth your time.

I was manualling my Cannondale down the road yesterday and some kid asked me if I could ride along "those rails" like the guy on youtube...

Thank f**k for that, panic over guys! I'll call the bbc right away.

Recently Telford police tried to stop some young boys riding a pedal go kart down a footpath, the boys just tried to do one, and some how a full on police chase with a load of cop cars and the helicopter ensued. There was a big thing about it in the paper, all the local residents thought there had been a murder or something with so many cops everywhere. The boys actually managed to get away too, they ditched the kart in a field and ran

You're forgetting about the man points involved, plus he gets to tell trials forum about how great it was, that alone should be incentive enough. And Joe, go team heartless b*****d! Turns out living in Telford has had some influence on me...

If 'the dollar' is your name for my bedroom wall, then yes And to tomr; yeah I think in a few years I'll look into giving them a go, right now I don't want money tied up in long term investments/ can't really afford to learn lessons the hard way... And jt, don't necessarily give up, every trade teaches you something, just learn from your mistakes and hope for the best in future. To be fair, you'll still see an interest beating return on investment hopefully, which is what matters?

By the sounds of things, to him, yes it is. He can't be too bothered about the gf if he's considering playing away, so obviously values sex pretty highly. I wouldn't personally cheat, but only because I have very high standards for gfs, thus alleviating the need for cheating...

If a tree falls down in the woods and there's noone around to hear it, does it make a sound? Buddhists say no. f**king go for it... Obviously take note of what other people have said here, only you can make the risk assesment, if there really isn't much chance of it getting out then go for it if you want, it's your life. I'd be slightly worried that stories of who's done who stick around for years, so if you're in it for the long term then it'll probably get found out, some drunken mate will start reminiscing about it in front of you and her when you least expect it

He shoots, he misses I actually deal in Ethiopian teenage girls.

Today Duluth, tomorrow Wall Street, Amirite? I hate shares, I like dealing with things that have some intrinsic value. I'd imagine they are great fun though, as long as you're winning/ know how to play the game... JT are you going to invest any more in the future? I'd imagine you have the time to sniff out some good buys. Or has this put you off for life...

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