Mark W Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 They f**king loved him. Massive party underneath some Chinese restaurant - my friend used to work with a guy who ran a massive chain of Chinese restaurants in London, so if he wanted to have somewhere to party, his friend would just get his dad to close a shop for the night so they could have free food and drink all night.But yeah, properly sketchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 his friend would just get his dad to close a shop for the night so they could have free food and drink all night.How amazing would that be?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Last night was f**king amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 I suppose that answers my question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Heh heh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 cokes not too bad of a drug and saying introducing it to someone is practically murder is a bit ott.on a related note . . .too early for jokes?"tv presenter Mark Speight has been found dead by British transport police in paddington station, his body was covered in paint and he had been stabbed with a pencil and a pair of scissors.Police believe he died of an Art attack !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 They f**king loved him. Massive party underneath some Chinese restaurant - my friend used to work with a guy who ran a massive chain of Chinese restaurants in London, so if he wanted to have somewhere to party, his friend would just get his dad to close a shop for the night so they could have free food and drink all night.But yeah, properly sketchy.you has a PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 We should have a trials-forum, invite only party underneath a restaurant owned by the chinese maffia. Dr. N Riviera, I put you in charge of the invitation list, pm me when it's done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 (edited) Apparently Mark was well hung... Well, wouldnt you be after 6 days Works joke. Edited April 15, 2008 by Si-man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 How old was he?And, ohhh, that would explain all the Police at Paddington Station last Friday!What a shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 He was 42 I think bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 the 1st photo from the scene has been posted on the net now: bbc news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Come on, if something's in really bad taste it's got to at least be funny...Apparently Mark was well hung... Well, wouldnt you be after 6 days Works joke.the 1st photo from the scene has been posted on the net now: bbc news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Police are investigating the bigger picture of Mark Speight's death todayIt was sent in by susie (11) from reading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 (edited) TV presenter Mark Speight has been found dead by British Transport Police in Paddington Station. His body was covered in paint and had been stabbed with a pencil and a pair of scissors. Police believe that he died of an Art Attack. Edited April 16, 2008 by Ben Cox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 check the top of the page... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Speight did SmArt, not Art Attack. That was Neil Buchannan. Unfortunately it's too late, the joke's gone round like wildfire already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 i assumed it was implying rivalry assasination haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 (edited) someone missed the joke then...clearly Art Attack and smART were competing programmes right? So perhaps the punchline - if you think about it really really hard (i know it's difficult to think about being anything other than a knob at the moment for you but try) - is talking about an attack by a competitor, or more specifically Art Attack?Or maybe everyone who's heard the joke made exactly the same mistake? Not likely.edit: beaten to it, but not so spectacularly I reckon. Edited April 16, 2008 by pocketRocket FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeNNy Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Neil Buchannan also died? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Fair enough. I think Buchannan is still alive. Hopefully someone's nailed that bloody puppet though.Apparently Speight was in hot water about his fiancee's death.Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Police are investigating the bigger picture of Mark Speight's death. It was sent in by 11 year old Susie from Reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Police are investigating the bigger picture of Mark Speight's death. It was sent in by 11 year old Susie from Reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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