Krisboats Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Just watched derren browns trick or treat and he showed the guy how to eat part of a light bulb. Being the slightly easily-swayed, mildly drunk and stupidly ignorant person i am, i thought i'd give it a go. Got a piece about an inch square and started chomping down on it. After the first few crunches the fear of getting cut by it seemed to waver and it became more of a monotonous chore. How many people reckon they dare do it too? Apparantly you have to get the glass, chew it with your molars and keep crunchin it till its in small paste sized pieces, then wash it down with some water. I don't condone that you try it, for obvious reasons, but fook me... that was easy as hell and now i feel great. I've eaten glass! Mind over matter?... Discuss EDIT: For the record, boumsong and my housemate stu have both done it too now, with no blood or incidents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroMatt Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Yeah but did you eat the filament and fitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 A lad from college supposedly swallowed 24 lightbulbs. Like the small ones, but still. Wtf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NicP Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Just wait untill you go for a shit NicP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Yellow Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 when it comes out its going to hurt i reckon... whyyyy would you do such things. whatever floats your boat i guess, im not hard enough to do it.. you can impress your kids and granchildren when the time comes too steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Smith Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Just wait untill you go for a shit NicP my thinking exactly that could cause soo much harm to your body don't try it anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave85 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Give boumsong some more, might make him a bit brighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted May 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Seriously, the idea is to chew it into a paste, theres literally no chunks left, its probably less course than cotton wool after a good few minutes chewing. And pottsey, ha ha, smooth.. I'll let him read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Yellow Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Give boumsong some more, might make him a bit brighter LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Being as he chewed it into a paste, It will come out as a paste! May give it a go... Watch this space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 a girl in my college, in my year, put her hand up in a drugs talk. The ex addict who was talking to us about peer pressure, people lying and all that shite to keep us off drugs, said if anyone bites a light bulb, he'd give them £20. She went in front of everyone, and just put the whole ball of the bulb in her mouth and thinking it was fake,bit down. It imploded in her mouth leaving her in a complete mess, with glass in her throat and mouth she was in a bad way, with paramedics and operations to follow. He came back and gave her the £20. In the afternoon talk, he said he'd been doing that example for 10 years and nobody had ever bitten the bulb before! Bongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 (edited) I'm going to eat some titanium holes tomorrow, they should make me lighter right? edit: Bongo, that's harsh is she ok now? Edited May 30, 2008 by Inur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroMatt Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 I'm going to eat some titanium holes tomorrow, they should make me lighter right? edit: Bongo, that's harsh is she ok now? Only if they are done with cnc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Campbell Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 seems appropriate... Bongo, christ that's not good!! Surprised she didn't sue or something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Whatever tickles your nipple... My mate said that the other day, and i've been waiting to use it since... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 a girl in my college, in my year, put her hand up in a drugs talk. The ex addict who was talking to us about peer pressure, people lying and all that shite to keep us off drugs, said if anyone bites a light bulb, he'd give them £20. She went in front of everyone, and just put the whole ball of the bulb in her mouth and thinking it was fake,bit down. It imploded in her mouth leaving her in a complete mess, with glass in her throat and mouth she was in a bad way, with paramedics and operations to follow. He came back and gave her the £20. In the afternoon talk, he said he'd been doing that example for 10 years and nobody had ever bitten the bulb before! Bongo What a dipshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 hahaha definately!! *sounding like an old man* in my day nobody sued people, they just got on with things, unlike every money grabbing twat these days! *old man complete* (she was fine. And, she was FINE) Bongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 You ate a lightbulb? Crackhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liam-pantera Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 film it please i think its quite interesting how you could get in the frame of mind to eat a lightbulb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Well, I'm currently nursing a semi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeNNy Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Videoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted May 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 WOOJHOO piasheded and more lightbuolndge fior tyhrwe winagee,,!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Smith Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 WOOJHOO piasheded and more lightbuolndge fior tyhrwe winagee,,!!! good night i take Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 I smoked glass once, without knowing... Does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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