BONGO Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Bump.I had sex with a girlThat's a relief.This is all i have to say about sex and related issues...See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to f**k all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get f**ked by dicks. But dicks also f**k assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't f**k the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 That's a relief.If I hadn't had mentioned that, someone would have spinned it off as a dead person or animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to f**k all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get f**ked by dicks. But dicks also f**k assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't f**k the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!Calm down Vinnie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagie Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 I had sex with a girl not too long ago who was a complete mess.UNDERSTATEMENT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagie Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Bad times fish! Bad times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Calm down VinnieNope!! But i know why you said that! (snatch) But you're completely wrong!. Wrong film entirely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 f**k STI tests, do you really wanna know?You know they're pretty much all treatable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 He's from essex... STI's are like the gold stars mcdonalds employee's get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 He's from essex... STI's are like the gold stars mcdonalds employee's get.baaaaaaaaaaaahahahaessex slag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Nope!! But i know why you said that! (snatch) But you're completely wrong!. Wrong film entirely!Team america. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 STIs are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaadI need to get another test too. I CBA though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Team america. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 He's from essex... STI's are like the gold stars mcdonalds employee's get.No No, There better than gold stars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 You know they're pretty much all treatable? Because all sexual infections so symptoms except chlymidia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 He's from essex... STI's are like the gold stars mcdonalds employee's get.I know you're only pissin about, but thats a bit twattish IMO.Im from essex, and im not some chav thats a dumb shit and works in mcdonalds.Im actually in the top 10% in the country for school and never been any lower than the top set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Im actually in the top 10% in the country for school and never been any lower than the top set.Do you want a Mac'Donalds gold star for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 (edited) Im actually in the top 10% in the country for school and never been any lower than the top set.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, get you. Well done. Would you like a gold star?EDIT: Damn you simps Edited March 26, 2009 by //JD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Beaten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 (edited) Beaten It takes time to type that many O's Edited March 26, 2009 by //JD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 It takes time to type that many O's OK I'll make a more contructive response, seeing as you spent so much time on your O's.I know you're only pissin about, but thats a bit twattish IMO.Im from essex, and im not some chav thats a dumb shit and works in mcdonalds.Im actually in the top 10% in the country for school and never been any lower than the top set.I'm not a "dumb shit" I got 4 A's and 8 B's at GCSE (which must put me in the top 10% of the country) I'm on target for AAB in my a-levels including maths, and also got an AS in chemistry (the hardest possible A-level) I also do not work in MacDonalds, but not so sure that many people on her wouldn't class me as a chav haha (but there all emo scumbags) but if your going to go about being offended by steriotypes then i would insist that you are infact very stupid. I bully Fish for shagging sheep, and he doesn't even live in Wales... close enough for me to judge though the silly farmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duck Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I know you're only pissin about, but thats a bit twattish IMO.Im from essex, and im not some chav thats a dumb shit and works in mcdonalds.Im actually in the top 10% in the country for school and never been any lower than the top set.Wow. You really suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Do you want a Mac'Donalds gold star for that?yeah please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 sorry, all gone to the tw*t that was more twat*sh then you, we have chips though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 (edited) lol, who was more twatish than me? i am quite a twat lol Edited March 26, 2009 by Sam-Addy A3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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