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Interesting topic Mr Circus. I suppose the main question regarding this case and idea in general, is wether we're talking about the concepts of 'Eternal Life' or 'Eternal Youth'?

Eternal Life - Immortality, opens up a whole can of worms. We maybe have to consider religious beliefs (the Soul), mystical beliefs, pragmatism etc. and of course a possible progression in medical science, genetic engineering and such, which ideas unfortunately and undeniably possesses a major flaw, the fact we are biological organisms which maybe hindered by our physical being. Unless we can achieve a physical 'Status Quo', combined with Immortality, we're f**ked! (Decapitation could be a problem :turned: )

I personally feel we should be discussing the possibilities, drawbacks or benefits of 'Eternal Youth' in this case. (mind you, it obviously didn't work out for Michael Jackson.)

MAM.

Edit: correction, I don't really mean 'Eternal' youth, what I mean is looking young for your natural lifetime. Does anyone have a word for this?

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"Belm face", because I wanted a picture of a "belm face".

Laugh out f**king loud! :lol: I haven't heard that term for years. I had to google it and found this.......

1. belm

From 1979 and Joey Deacons first ever appearence on Blue Peter (UK kids TV show for septic retards) The art of forcing your tongue against your bottom lip while making "NNNNRRRRGGGGGHHHH" sound just like old Joe Deek did

"you total spazz NNNRRRGGGGHHHHH"

2. Belm

A conversational retort born in the 80's (Via UK kids show Blue Peter in conjunction with spastic Joey Decon)

The "belm craze" spread quickly between all children from 5-55.

The Phrase is pronounced towards one who you are mocking or generally disagreeing with in conversation.

The word "belm" is pronounced by inserting ones tongue between the lower front teeth and lower front lip and pronouncing the word "belm". The "lm" aspect of the word can be "held" for many seconds for great effect; EG: Belllllllllllmmmm". The pronunciation can vary in tone depending on how "spazy" one wants to make the respondent think of the power of the "belm". EG: One could choose to "beeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllmmm" at the respodent via the above proper method.

For added effect to a belm it is normal to rub ones hand up and down along the enlarged front lip area or to slap it in case of greater insult to be conveyed.

One on one contact: One could also choose to do the belm but only utter the sound "mmm" with the tongue stuck in belm position, this is a subtle but thorough belm and should not be disregarded as a poor belm, it is damning. This is the ultimate close contact personal insult. Don't do it unless you really dislike them.

Belm

Beelllllmmmmmmmmmmmm

Belllllllllllllm

Probably one for the 'oldies' :D

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