rocky111 Posted November 4, 2013 Report Share Posted November 4, 2013 (edited) Okay so I found the bath plug blocked up with poo the other day, and I am convinced it was my land ladies son (27 years old). My land lady seems to think it was the cat? definitely looked like human poo to me... I can not believe that cat poo could look and smell the same discuss... Edited November 5, 2013 by rocky111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradJohnson Posted November 4, 2013 Report Share Posted November 4, 2013 When nobody's looking dip your finger in and taste it. If it tastes disgusting then the chance are it's either Cat poop or Human poop. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted November 4, 2013 Report Share Posted November 4, 2013 Finally! A subject I am an expert in! Do you have a picture? If not, a description of the stool in question? Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted November 4, 2013 Report Share Posted November 4, 2013 (edited) It's all circumstantial. A small human female's waste could match a large cat's and vice versa, but depends on the species. Edited November 4, 2013 by bikeperson45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forteh Posted November 4, 2013 Report Share Posted November 4, 2013 My experience of human shite (I design sewage treatment works for a living) and cat shite (I have three of them) is that you have issues as a human if your fecal matters looks anything like cats! Cat shite also typically smells different, much more different diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky111 Posted November 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2013 (edited) lite-ish brown colour, thick paste smells like normal poo. maybe could be a case of coprophelia? I have actually moved out cos this guy just creeps me out... Edited November 4, 2013 by rocky111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsiain Posted November 4, 2013 Report Share Posted November 4, 2013 go on jeremy kyle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted November 4, 2013 Report Share Posted November 4, 2013 What suggests that your land lady's 27 year old son is shitting down your bath tub? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky111 Posted November 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2013 That was not the question but since you asked, I also found a parsnip with a condom on it down the side of a bed he had used, so it would not surprise me he's pretty unstable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted November 4, 2013 Report Share Posted November 4, 2013 Jesus, where do you live, Broadmoor Prison? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FamilyBiker Posted November 4, 2013 Report Share Posted November 4, 2013 i love trialsforum! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stirlingpowers Posted November 4, 2013 Report Share Posted November 4, 2013 You should have stayed. Would have made life ... interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Your landlords 27 year old son has access to your apartment? I'd have lit that place up with spycams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shercofray Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Maybe if it was a tiger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azarathal Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Jesus, where do you live, Broadmoor Prison? I live about 2minutes down the road from broadmoor and my sister did a work placement there, some truly f**ked up people in that place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky111 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 oh did I mention that there was also a razor on the side with poo on the handle which was pretty suspicious to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 This has got to be a frape, surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsiain Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Trape * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky111 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 I wish it was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Someone's had the razor handle up their bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky111 Posted November 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 (edited) The razor may have used to try and push the poo down the drain. If I had only found a small un-touched cat poo in the bath it wouldn't have been an issue, I would'v just cleaned it up. The fact that it was partly washed away makes it seem more like someone was trying to hide the evidence, like it would have been too obviously his poo that he couldn't just leave it. Surely if you are lazy enough that you couldn't be bothered to clean a cat poo away properly, you would have just left it for someone else to clean up in the first place. Edited November 6, 2013 by rocky111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Someone's had the razor handle up their bum. A conclusion drawn on experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AkuskaUK Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 This is brilliant! You should of at least sampled it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 (edited) A conclusion drawn on experience? Can't conclude another way it would have got poo on it. Edited November 7, 2013 by JT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FamilyBiker Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 buy a non-foldable cutthroat razor and it will never happen again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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