Davey

TOP GEAR, original and best, 5th Gear is just a total rip off, with old Top Gear presenters!!! Even the dumb ass name means the same bloody thing (unless your car has a 6th Gear I guess, haha)! Davey

Hmm, is it just me or is this thread just not as good as the emo birds thread? There are only about 2 birds in this thread that I would tap, the rest look like they would give you an STI if you did!! Davey

4 words, ONE NIGHT IN PARIS There's your answer to why guys like her, we are shallow, it's in our nature. It's ironic as when you watch it you can't help noticing she is rubbish in bed, but she's so hot that she can get away with just laying there and letting you have your way, and she looks so good in french knickers it's unreal!! Davey

You know I am, haha, I think that's quite clear!

If you look there is a white line down the road (before the skid marks). It was on the news last night, same pic, that white line is where something on the car broke and gouged a line into the road, causing the crash. The pic above is just the point at which he lost control, so it had slowed down considerably by that point! Davey Haha, damn Shaun H beat me too it, now I look silly...... as always!

Haha, well we know what it is, the question is why?

Mine's from an old issue of MBUK, at least I'm pretty sure it was, think it was a subtitle in the "Hip Hop" section years ago or something. Anyway I bought some self adhesive vinyl lettering and wrote it round my front rim, anyone who knows me will know it's still there to this day about 5 years later! Davey

Ok, a couple of things 1. Football, not so much the game itself but the fact that if I say I don't care if England win the world cup people start accusing me of hating my own country, WTF? No, I just don't like football, I doubt you care if the England tiddly winks team win the world tiddly winking championships but that doesn't mean you don't like England does it you moron, it's a sport not a war, who wins has no impact on me what so ever, I couldn't give a damn!! 2. Ironically (given the thread title) old people, specifically one's who go to the shops/post offices/banks at lunchtimes and do everything really really slowly. I know they can't help being slow but it's the fact that they do it between 1-2pm. I only get one hour for lunch, no more, and I only get it between 1-2pm like most office types. So I have to use it efficiently, and taking an age to pack your goods or pay in that cheque for your grandson is just eating into that precious time. You have no job, you have all day to do things as slowly as you like, why do it then?!? Have some consideration for others! 3. The toilet seat issue, you know when women have a go at you for leaving it up. But why shouldn't we, I mean we need it up right, so what if we put it down then the next person to use it is a guy, he's gotta lift it again, waste of time!! So I've taken to having a go at them for leaving it down, seems only fair to me! 4. I won't even get started on this one as it is both controvercial and I will just go on and on forever, so I'll simply say religion and it's intollerance of other people despite it's own teachings, it is the single most hypocritical thing on this earth! That's all for now, blimey that felt good! Davey

There are different levels of sex. There's "making love" which is intimate and close and slow etc bla bla, then there's "f**king" which is hard and dirty and just for kicks for both parties concearned, full stop. I can honestly say without kidding myself that I have had sex numerous times with no emotional connection what so ever. I slept with this one girl a few times despite the fact we couldn't stand each other and have never been able to have a conversation about anything other than f**king each other, some of the best (and dirtiest) sex I've ever had! Are you telling me when you have a w**k to a porno you imagine being emotionally involved with the girl on screen?!? No, of course not, you don't even care what her name is!!!! Davey

Not likely, not the way I go about it (see your sig)!

Gotta gree with the pipe man there, if it's just sex, the mindless animal lust type that we use the F word to describe, then it has nothing to do with love or emotions and although it's technically cheating it's not that bad. Although if she did it to you then you would cut the guys balls off! It's when you start liking someone else a bit too much that things get complicated, if you can completely detach from emotions and just get your knob wet then it's not much different from wanking off to porn, and the missus knows I've done that! Davey

It is wrong, it is mean, it is thoughtless, it is selfish etc etc, but the fact is most people will do it at some point in their life, whether it's just a kiss or one night stand or full on affair. It's human nature to want what you can't have! Often it is a sign that you shouldn't be with your partner, subconsciously you want to get caught to get out of the relationship, but sometimes you think the grass will be greener on the other side and in doing it you realise that it's not and that strengthens your relationship, so it can be a healthy thing! Anyone who says they would never cheat just hasn't been tempted by the right person, everyone has their limits and girls can be very persuasive! Davey

Nah it's true, did anyone see that sex tips for girls programme, it was on there. They asked like 100 women what their sexual fantasies were and one of the top 10 was being forced to have sex by a hot stranger! Just use some nasty language, take hold of her firmly and get her where you want her, she's your missus so she should trust you, mine does! Davey PS: Waiting in the shaddows? That's so last year! This year's all about befriending them over a period of time to gain trust then pouncing when they least expect it!

Woah, you gotta sort that out, call me sexist or old fashioned or whatever but the girl should be the submissive one!! Just be a man, take charge! This is why I like small girls, easier to kinda do what you want! Just suggest that you be in charge, tell her you're gonna have your way with her, in my experience girls actually get quite wet at the thought of being taken against their will (not condoning rape in any way, that is just wrong and you'll be up in court, but when it's your girlfriend and you're just being playful it's ok) so you never know, she may love it so much she'll become your slave! Enjoy! Davey

PM me the link and we'll talk pics, haha!

I must confess I am intrigued though, is this place free? Is it just pics or vids too? Because pics are a bit gash to be honest! Davey

I love Kate, she is perfect, but you can't win me over like that, I've been a member since 2004 back when she used to do full nudity and all sorts that I can't mention on here! Davey

I think obscure ameture european punk always works well, if it's in a foreign language that's even better, some band that no english person has heard of, french is always good as is japanese! That's not because I like that kinda music, it is rubbish to listen to on it's own but as a background to a trials vid it can't be beaten in my opinion! Davey

No, I have loads but people don't seem to share my taste in women unless it's my Missus... that and the fact that some of the pics aren't suitable for TF! Davey

You obviously don't know me or Poopipe very well, that's half the fun Have we tought you nothing? Davey

Ooh can I come, I'll bring the wife! I liked all three, but the top one particularly, that is some fantastic clevage, they look nice and firm Also he likes ATDI so we'd probably get along! Davey

I vote for a find the fittest naked girl (with naughty bits blanked out for the mods) thread, that way dress code doesn't come into it!! Davey

Have you decided on a name for the little blighter yet mate? I was at my friends kids 1st birthday barbecue yesterday, weird to think 1yr 7months ago she was telling me she was pregnant and I was papping myself that it might be mine... luckilly maths isn't my strong point and there was no way it could have been, haha! Davey

The best thing to come out of Braintree was The Prodigy (I live in Colchester now but that isn't famous for jack sh*t, accept being the oldest recorded town in England) Davey

This thread is a classic, a 15yr old asking for tips on breathing fire.... am I the only person who sees the fundamental problems with that, haha?!? Solidarity people, some things are just a bad idea, you play with fire you're gonna get burned! Davey