Davey

I don't think it was foul, they were wise words for any aspiring young man! I seem to be warning free too, perhaps it's the informative and polite way in which we voice our inner most thoughts to the world at large?!? By the way, have to disagree with the Super Nanny thing, we both know I have perculiar tastes at the best of times, Milton Twins for example, but I'm just not seeing anything there...... sorry mate! Davey

Poops, I just realised they've removed you from my sig Did you get in trouble, you naughty man? Davey

Jeeeeeeeeesus christ! Who, where, how can I get her?!?!? She is McStunning! She is the spitting image of Devon (looks to Poopipe for confirmation of porn star resemblance) only this girl is possibly even hotter! She doesn't look like a chav though, she looks like she's got a bit of class! Off to the toilet with a printout of this pic now, catch you later fellas Davey

I dunno, foreigners coming into your country scaring the shit out of you and killing you for no good reason other than personal gain, sounds like terrorism to me! But I see your point! Either way, pretty shitty thing to do! Davey

Incidentally, lets not forget that when the Americans talk about "Their Great Country" what they mean to say is "This Great Country which we violently purged from it's native inhabitants". This would constitute terrorism would it not? It's not far off ethnic cleansing! Anyway, lets keep supporting them and their narrow minded foreign policy shall we, I'm frankly amazed that America even acknowledge the existence of the world outside their own borders, but then I'm forgetting one important factor aren't I... "There's oil in them there eastern countries"... so of course they know they exist! Davey

I used to get this all the time on my old frame, was really annoying, I didn't land on it or anything it would just slowly start to bend inwards. I would guess that it's just poor materials as they are produced very cheaply and in fact they make them weak so that if you do land on them they break and not your mech. Get a decent sleel one made, or get in contact with one of the clever chaps on here who have gone hangerless and see how you can go about doing that, it's definitely the future!!!! Davey

Yeah I noticed quite a few places sell the old style but they have like triangular holes in the boosters, not many places seem to have the REAL oldschool ones with the little cirlces which are WAY sexier! Raceline yellow ***! Davey

Davey has done his bit Speak to you soon lover!

Not sure what you mean? The show doesn't belong to the presenters, it's the channel bosses who come up with the idea and hire the presenters etc, so yes channel 5 did rip it off totally and completely from the BBC to the point of hiring the same people that the BBC hired! Davey

I've ridden an Echo Team and they are lovely, that would be my choice as I don't like the look of Pythons, but so many people seem to have Zoos so there must be something fantastic about them! Davey

Oh come on, that's not true, what about the Frosties Kid? Laurence Llewelyn Bowen? Robert Killroy Silk? The american guy who hosts "animals do the funiest things"? Yvette Fielding? Derek Acorah? Surely some of these names must fill you with anger and hatred? Davey

Surely that makes it an even bigger rip off?

Arse.... that's all!

I'm not sure I understood a word of that?

Drunk or not, if a girl is hot AND knows how to move she can mesmerize you. But my missus has discovered that texting me the word "panties" at about 10pm keeps me thinking about her arse all night and frankly not much compares to that! Davey

Obviously not too early for sexual innuendo though!

Maltesers - No explanation required, you all know it! Lockets - So addictive they have to put on the packs not to exceed 3 packs a day, because you would! Refreshers - They're way too yummy but don't last long enough! Yorkshire puddings - Sunday roast, time for seconds, blatantly having another few yorkshires! Roast Potatoes - See Yorkshire puddings, same deal! Thats all for now Davey

I'm straight edge, what the hell is my excuse?

KMC Cool chain, I think you'll probably find most people use/recommend these, although my LBS was out of stock last time I broke one so I'm running a really bog standard job at the moment which has been fine! Davey

I ruined any chance of passing through the pearly gates a long time ago, or at least passing though them with my fingers or my tongue or..... well you get the idea! Davey

I am in love! That is actually how I imagine heaven to look (not that I will be going there after the things I've done)! To me that is like a big sign saying "Insert finger here"!!!! Davey

Really, freaky stuff! I still would, but Chloe is now my favourite by default! Davey

I don't have my own MySpace, I just assume that people don't really care about all the silly details of my life, plus I'd just use it to chat to cute emo girls and my missus would throw a fit! However I'm very glad everyone else has MySpace so you'll never hear me complain, because my band are on there and it's the best free promotional tool ever invented for unsigned bands!!! I don't think I'm allowed to advertise it on here though, but we're called "novella" and we're from the "uk" so I guess if you were to type those two words as a suffix to the usual myspace address you'd stumble upon our page by accident !!!! Davey

Hoof? Explain yourself man, you just blasphemed in a big way! Kate is the fittest bird ever with the exception of Chloe, you know it makes sense! Davey

I take it all back, look at the business end on that, that's just asking for all kinds of depravity! Davey