Davey

Don't be daft, if Paris Hilton died there would be a MASSIVE thread with THOUSANDS of posts with comments and pics and links to dodgy websites, lol. But seriously post a thread about any of those 124,999 other people and we would all pay our respects because we're good people! This is Steve's thread, maybe open another one for anyone else who you'd care to mention and they would get the same treatment (but without all the references to stingrays and crocodiles)! But back on topic, I can't say I will miss him because that would be a lie but for me he was in a similar league to Tim Westwood, they are both so far fetched and unreal it's a joke and for that reason I like them. Thoughts go out to his family! Davey

Not sure about Mini's, but generally for cheapness you want something: Diesel (cheaper overall fuel consumption) 4 door (cheaper insurance because in a crash people get trapped in the back of 2 door cars) Newish (cheaper insurance because new cars are less likely to break) Small (smaller cars need smaller engines and that's cheaper for fuel + insurance) Fords (parts are cheaper/easier to find) VW's (last forever) Bear in mind: If you buy anything French the electrics will pack up surprisingly quickly If you buy anything Japanese it will be cheap but built entirely from black plastic If you buy anything German build quality won't be great but everything will last If you buy anything old then check it's history If you buy anything new then make sure you get a load of extras thrown in Obviously this doesn't literally apply to every car ever made before anyone starts saying "My VW packed up first day I had it" or "I have a Peugeot and the electrics are fine" etc etc, but it's a genrally accepted guide, lol! Davey

Yeah I agree with Forest Gump, I'd forgotten about that, shit I was balling my eyes out when he was talking to her grave, and when he says "He's so smart Jenny" Wanted to give him a big hug! Davey

Oh my god, how could I forget, Oingo Boingo!!! Seriously, stupid name but it's Danny Elfmans old band (the guy who does music for Tim Burton films) and they're bloody brilliant!! Davey

Saving private Ryan, at the end when they visit the grave and he starts crying and asks his wife to tell him he's a good man, I'm welling up now just thinkin about it Davey

Novella (my band) Sworn In Raised Fist The Refused The Faint Parkway Drive Bring Me The Horizon The Chariot Norma Jean Neat People Death For A Day Deaf Havana Street Light Youth Carved From Violence The Hope Conspiracy With Honor Every Time I Die Agony Scene Penknife Lovelife Postmortem Promises Summers End Black Dahlia Murder Terror! The Bled Between The Buried And Me A Life Once Lost Beecher Most Precious Blood Remembering Never Architects Azriel The Hunt For Ida Wave Son Of Sam Not Advised Eighteen Visions If I think of any others I'll keep you posted! Davey

It's a figure of speech, but to be fair the thread invites us to post pics of our tattoos, it doesn't invite us to give a sh*t what people think of them, haha! So like me he probably really doesn't care if you like them or not, but it's interesting to see!

You have just opened yourself up to SO much grief mate: "But you won't like them forever" "You'll regret it when you're older" "Trivium are sh*t" "That's a gay tattoo to get" "Oh how original" "You're just trying to be cool" "bla bla bla heard it all a gerzillion times"! Just to warn you I say fudging go for it, although I agree Trivium are sh*t, haha! Davey

As you are getting him a guitar I'm assuming that he has an interest in that sort of thing? Maybe he used to play when he was younger?!? There may be photo's from when he was young about your house somewhere? Either that or ask other family members who may know! Short of that, it'd have to be the air guitar, haha, or maybe suggest that you want to get one for yourself and ask him to come along and check them out for you. Unless you are a bit of a guitar whizz you can probably get away with saying you're unsure about what to get or don't know if you're being ripped off or whatever! Davey

So I guess you've never used a camera to take pictures of things then, as you have this great memory?!? I can understand why people don't like tattoos and think they're stupid, but to those people I say just don't get one, it's really that simple! I've had some of my tattoos for 4 years, I have come a long way since then both mentally and professionally, but I still love them. If one day I decide I don't then you are all free to say "I told you so" and slap me, haha! But as far as I'm concearned the fact that I might not like them when I'm 60 is irrelevant, Im not gonna look good naked when I'm that old anyway and the grey hair that I will have probably won't fill me with joy either! But for all I know I might drop dead tomorrow so won't have to find out! Davey

Haha, are you serious? If you did manage to turn a tyre inside out you'd be left with a slick, they don't have inverted tread pattern on the inside! Davey

Erm, not really no I don't see where you're going with it. Some people don't understand tattoos and you appear to be one of those people. Unless you get a tattoo of your mum or something then chances are one day you won't be into whatever it was you had tattooed, that's just how it goes, but if we gave a damn then no one would ever get one and this thread wouldn't exist! Tattoos are about memories, they are about who we were as much as who we are! So no, I don't like HIM anymore, but I still love my tattoo and the memories that come with it, plus it still looks good and I get nice comments from hot emo chicks who do still like HIM Davey

Haha, well who doesn't love porn? But no the "XXX" is a symbol of straight edge, at least that's what it means for me and that's what's important in my opinion! Davey

Ok, who said that tattoos on your thumbs are illegal, that made me chuckle. It doesn't mess with your fingerprint, tattoos are on the skin beneath the surface layers (think it's the epidermis or something) which has nowt to do with fingerprint. Besides which you can slice your fingerprint off and it will grow back just the same anyway! Anyhoo, here are some of mine My wings: Him logo (don't like them anymore but still a good tattoo and gives the missus something to look at): Straight Edge Tattoo, got more planned:

You wouldn't get suction, you'd get compression! The air in the wholes wouldn't be able to escape and would be compressed as the tyre pushed down on the road. Best case scenario you'd get lots of little farting noises as the air escaped. Worst case scenario the tyre would actually be riding on little air cusions, similar to a hovercraft, which is not good for grip (anyone who's ever had a go in a hovercraft will know this)!!! Davey

This is me givin it hell at the Underworld in Camden Wow, I am well handsome...... Davey

How about Bronson? I think that's a quality name, sounds kinda mischievous! Short of that, just call him Dave and he will automatically become everyone's mate (everyone has a mate called Dave)! Davey

WTF is up with America? "Hybrid mutant beast"? What the hell is mutated about it (oh apart from the glowing eyes of course, silly me)? At best it's cross bred, but it's perfectly normal looking, and it's hardly big enough to be called a beast is it, just looks like a dead wolf to me! "Looks like something from a Steven King novel"? Oh right that must have been the really shit one he wrote that he never told anyone about because it was about a poxy little grey haired dog and no one would have been scared... accept America! Christ, no offence to any Americans reading this but you are living in a nation of muppets run by possibly the biggest muppet ever to have lived, sort it out! Davey

It depends on individual taste. I think the most "trials" style helmets are regular ones, the best of which are probably Giro or Met ones if you don't have a lot of money to spend. But I would imagine the kids would think that a piss pot was more "cool" and they are actually very comfortable, especially the "TSG" ones, so have a look at some of them. They sell them in most decent bike shops or of course online, but best to go to a shop so you can try them on for fit because it's important that they fit correctly!! Try Halfords!!! Davey

You're lucky, for most of us new years day is a complete and utter dissapointment, but for you it's probably quite cool! Davey

I'm 22, but I don't look it or feel it or act it or sound it... accept when I answer the phone at work and have to be all professional like! Davey PS: Using a bit of rough mathematics (rough because the over 25's is an unlimited field) the average age at time of this post is 18

I'm with Jay Jay, moths actually bring me out in a cold sweat and I scream like a girl. I once went into a toilet cubicle, sat down as you do and on the back of the door was a HUGE moth, and when I say huge I mean it was a good 3 inches across, big furry flying evil b*****d of a moth! I couldn't bring myself to open the door and get out of there because it was right there, so I climbed up over the wall into the next cubicle and ran the hell outta there, had to wait till I got home where I knew it was safe to do my business, haha! Davey

Haha, now look what you've done!

Yep, that's done it, this is yet another post containing you and me that will be drastically edited come tomorrow morning! For the record my missus is quite fond of you too, but that's because she thinks you're a big cuddly lookin gorilla in real life..... she's not that bright, lol! Davey

Basically anything that involves the following view: ( * ) It is female before anyone says anything... Davey PS: I hope this doesn't count as porn