Stephen Morris

I'm scared of flying over the sea because I can't swim... :( Apart from that there's nothing in particular that scares me, I can name a few things that I don't like very much though... The feeling just before you have an operation, Getting your exam results in the summer, Sitting on top of a big drop/gap, waiting to for the wind to die down so you can try it.

and a pointy stick, sharper than the wit and repartee of every trials forum member put together. Avril believed it was now time to put her nippleitus behind her and

rhyming dictionary, she opened it up and found the words...

You can also buy lottery tickets and get married with your parent's consent.

thesaurus so she could look up a wide range of synonyms, yet as unlikely as it seems, Avril soon grew bored of her thesaurus due to...

We have a winner... (I didn't "touch" everything, but I'm still declaring myself the winner) Camera Jar Fridge Ketchup Musical instrument Table NEXT ROUND - slightly harder: Pritt Stick, Condom, Orange Juice, Novelty hat, Ice Cream, Games console. Good luck, the winner gets the title of "geekiest member of the forum"

Where are you finding all this out young man? Don't keep it a secret, let us all know!

I like the riding and I liked a lot of the angles, however the video lacked that certain something that makes me REALLY like it. However, there's only been about 5 videos of that nature - I'm very hard to please. Music was shite, had to listen to it with the sound off and Bloc Party playing. All in all, nice video (Y) As for riding in Northampton, there's that wall ride by the post officem those Sol Central balls and 3 steps (wow!) and a HUGE rail line outaside the Roadmender place. Rob Regan is at Northampton uni, so he may know some places Tart.

When's St Stephen's day then?

I can't grow my hair any longer than a slightly messy length because it goes curly at the back and around the ears. I used to have it short but my girlfriend showed me the light, so now I have it curt to a longish length, let it grow until it gets curly and have it cut back to short but messy again. I'll post pictures later, university and work beckons...

I don't drink, I think drinking is unnecessary. As for the party atmosphere, I don't like parties so it sounds like a bit of a nightmare to me. I guess I can understand why people will be partying and using St Patrick's day as an excuse, but sadly I wont be one of them. Yes it's fair to say that Christmas and Valentine's day are very consumer based nowadays, but to me it feels like St Patrick's day is a holiday for the Irish. It's like us getting drunk on Independence day or Ramadam, obviously it's a bad example but you see my point. To me, St Patrick's day is an Irish version of an English holiday (St George's day) that I also don't celebrate. So it really seems like a silly thing for us in this country to recognise as a holiday. I'd imagine that there are far more Indian families in this country than the Irish, but there'll be more people celebrating St Patrick's day than Diwali which seems a bit wrong - people just jump on the bandwaggon. Anyway, that's what I think. I know it's not very fun, but I'm a boring old man. Stephen Morris.

Hey Spoonz, how are the T-shirts going? How many people said they would have one? How many were made? How many have been sold? Also what sort of memorial are you guys making for DJ? I agree that it's a good cause, possibly not the greatest cause as you say, but I hope that everybody who wants one and said they'd have one, does eventually buy one. I'm sure you're eager to raise the money you need for the memorial. Good luck with the shirts, Stephen.

I will be doing absolutely nothing. I don't celebrate St Georges day so I'm certainly not going to celebrate the Irish patron saints day. It's just a stupid excuse for people to get drunk, but surely as we're all big boys and girls we can drink when we want. Oh by the way Xdream, I really hope you're not one of those people who actually believe in being 1/8th Irish... it's not a problem, but I do kind of think that if we're going to be stupid, then I'm 1/1000th Viking, 17/1000th Anglo Saxon etc etc. Lets face it if we go back far enough then we're all related and from the same race. I've noticed that the American's seem very proud of their Irish roots, not sure why. Anyway, I've no problem with the Irish, but I'm about as interested in St Patrick's day as I'm sure they are about St Georges day. It's just consumerism gone mad, mad I tell you.

I just bought the game 2nd hand for £20, I'm about to start playing it now. If I happen to find out, I'll let you know, but I'm shit at driving games so don't get your hopes up. *wishes he new stuff about cars* Stephen Morris

Where are you from? What timetable are you after? What bus company runs the route you'll be taking?

I'm thinking from the bus company. I'm sure they have a website, why not search for it for f**ks sake.

You managed to fit stretch 15 seconds of footage to fill a 2 minute gap... awesome! All I can say is that the riding was fine, just cut the crap like the trackstands and riding around on grass because that's not entertaining. The sign to a good video is that it's 2 or 3 minutes long, but they keep the editing tight, so as soon as the move is over another one begins, no trackstanding, no faffing about.

How do you jam a song on your radio?

Hmmm another one of these threads... Favourite bands: Feeder, Pixies, Placebo Bands I'm listening to at the moment: Bloc Party, Weezer, Oasis, Interpol,

Good point, it is the 13th tomorrow. I'm not comping because I can't be bothered. I found that all the competitions I went to were a bit dull, plus it's cold and wet at the moment so I'd rather be riding street than getting muddy. I'll ride some comps in the summer when it's more fun, although I think I'm more likely to do Hampshire as it sounds like more fun than Essex.

I have 2 metal plates and 36 screws stuck in my arm!!! They were put there by a surgeon though, does it still count? I've knelt on a drawing pin and got countless rings stuck on my fingers but that's about it I'm afraid, no silly piercings or swallowed lego bricks.

Just a thread to say that we'll be in London tomorrow morning sometime. We're a bit bored of riding the usual places, so if you fancy seeing a place that isn't the Southbank, St Pauls or the Tate then feel free to come along. We'll probably be meeting between 10 - 12 at the Shell centre. See you there or maybe not, Stephen Morris and Tim Rodriguez (prize bitch)

I'd never heard of them, but am downloading their videos now, thanks for the link and for opening up my life to riding outside south east England.

By the interest at the moment, I'm guessing the competition is this coming Sunday.

Sorry if I'm being dense but what is the raf?