Dwarf Shortage

What the actual f**k. How does a comment asking the whereabouts of a feature on a website get into the realms of the mass tissue growths on the mother of the most helpful person to answer someone's mother? I don't know what kinda of alternative logic you possess, where being a twat gets people to want to help you, but it doesn't work like that here, or pretty much anywhere in the real world. Quit being a dick, and think about things before you say them. Also, use the search bar.

Some say it's ventured off, in search of New Members who can actually type properly, others say it's left in desperation. All we know is, it's called the validation button.

Alan Wake is well shit.

As soon as I'm able to find out how to validate you, you can have a vote from me Whereabouts in Lancashire are you from?

According to the names of the uploads, Anna Faris. Plus 1-ing Skoze's request for the woman too hot to not be in porn.

Is there a place on our user area where we can see everything we've uploaded, and delete things we don't use/need anymore?

I'm wearing a poncho. It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.

Oh boy. Sick topic.

As you said they're obviously not reading it or taking much of an interest to it, so I was thinking how I could make people actually want to read something. Now if I can make an interesting flash guide with bells and whistles, which laid down everything all the different guides do, in a simple, condensed yet attractive form maybe more people would actually read it and take it in.

If you fully manual-ed that bush my life would be complete. Great vibe, sweet riding, win

I got a virus the other day, after some googling it looks to be pretty intense. It's called 'VBS:ExeDropper-gen and win32:ramnit-b', or something. Can anyone help me out? If it ends up with me having to do a fresh install of xp, what's the risk of moving some files over to an external HD while I format my PC, I've got loads of music I want to save, but could it end up taking the virus with it?

Did a quick mock up, no content yet, sorted the base, kept the kinda trials forum-y theme, may remove the logo as it could look a bit weird being directly below the logo on the web page. Gah, I'm not permitted to upload this type of file. Mods/Admins, help?

Probably has a placebo affect of "I've just spent £30 on this shit and it'd be a shame if it didn't work."

You can attach files using the button below the text box when you reply, or you can upload to an image hosting site such as flickr, etc, and paste the images in from there.

Try here.

I was thinking of this, and you would have to score a certain percentage on the validation quiz in order to register, but it might be a little harsh/off-putting.

@Mark, what's wrong?

Alright, I've been using Flash CS4 for a couple of years, I've got some games up on Kongregate, and I was thinking of making an interactive guide to Trials Forum to be stuck in NMC or something, which can give new members a lot of the information which is commonly asked about in topics, easily and without clogging up the forum with repetitive topics. Before I start actually working on it, I was wondering (@Mods), is it possible to embed a .swf file into a topic? Or a way to make the file accessible on TF? @Everyone, feel free to tell me if you think it's a pointless idea, add your own things you'd like to see in a guide for NMC, etc. So far I've got a quick overview of what Trials is, as a sort of 'welcome to the forum', an interactive quiz on how to get validated easily, and an FAQ kinda thing, i.e. "What bike should I get?" and then some stuff off the wiki. I'll regularly upload the file so the rest of the forum can ask to change stuff if it's wrong, ask for more stuff to put in, etc.

No way am I the only one who though this was mail order bride spam. Looks like my bike, but shinier and in working order!

She was hot when you were watching The Gadget Show, and you've only got 3 guys to compare her to. Even though now there's that new girl, who's quite fit, and definitely hotter than Suzi Perry.

I love you.

Agh, beaten to it

Have you ever been to Essex?

MATT DAMMOOOON. Watch it, rebelliously! Kinda watched Ong Bak 2 tonight, not the best choice for 'Valentines Day', but meh, the bits I saw were great