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Go to a 3 shop. They gives phones to anybody. I've got shocking credit and got an iPhone 5 for £36 a month with unlimited everything

Grinder or drill the head off with a 10mm drill

Had a right night last night. Went to watch a burlesque show, which consisted of several near naked women shaking their ass and titties in front of me, whilst drinking a pint with the girlfriend day next to me. Not allowed to film though, and couldn't get away with doing it sneakily as I was on the front row in the middle. Then onto her uncles 60th party. Perfect Friday night.

Looks a nice build that dave

I've rode Llandow on a motorbike, to be honest it felt a bit small even for that

Got a 26" wheelset off gumtree for my mtb. Hope pro 2 Evo hubs on mavic xm319 rims for £90 all in. Only up the road in castleford as well so I collected to save on postage. Proper bargain

Big lot of upgrading gone on for me in the last few weeks. Did the 1x10 conversion a few weeks ago, now it's bedded in nicely and quiet as a mouse. Got a right bargain off gumtree last night, got a set of pro 2 Evo hubs on mavic xm319 rims for £90 all in. Well chuffed with it, can't half tell the difference now

Yeah it was. Our lass loved it for some reason. Loves a bit of gore. She can quite easily watch medical shit whilst eating her tea

Jet lag is a mofo. Wide awake at 2am. Got to be up at 5 for work

I'm the same, I have to go see the nurse every couple of months and get them syringed out. I've always had waxy ears, but it's worse now I work in a warm and dusty environment. Gets to the stage where I can't hear and it affects my balance. First time I went it was horrific the amount of shite that came out

Shimano disk brakes have the best lever design I've ever used. My deores are 1 fingered stoppies from speed on my full Susser. Brilliant brakes for the money

The new racing line pistons have a dust/wiper ring on them, much better design. As long as you keep the piston lubed with decent quality silicone grease they'll be faultless and won't leak/need regular bleeding

That roundabout is ridiculous. Bet it's crash city. The junction at the bottom of the M1 in Leeds used to be pretty bad where bewleys hotel is but they sorted it out a few years ago

Hahahaha. f**king love you JD

Pros of living up north, more specifically Yorkshire, Some of the best riding spots in the country Chips and gravy Decent beer Cheap beer Dan james cox Nearly all the best TGS riders are from the north 2 major motorways connecting us with the South 2 major railway lines doing the same World champion Carthy The south. Hmmm where do I start No chips and gravy Shit cloudy cider Who rolls a cheese down a hill? Those bellends from the valleys have pretty much ruined my vision of Wales, not that it was any good to start with Wales has shit draconian policing on all its decent roads. Bristol is a complete twat to get to, because the M5/M6 is nearly always jammed up around Birmingham M25 is always busy, because you southern softies are always in a rush to get to where you want to be and end up crashing London is just a complete nightmare To drive round in anything that's not a bike or moped The glorious southwest as josh kydd puts it has one major dual carriageway to the bottom of it. And when it gets shut, they are pretty much screwed. I could carry on, but I've only just got up and I'm on holiday. Visiting Yorkshire people in 'Murica.

No, he'll be training on the Sunday and it's a 360 mile round trip from mine. Bit far for a day

Good lad

Nice that was Karl. Must try and get over to manc and have a good ride with you boys

Still in Texas. Went to the local gun range/club. Hired a Smith and Wesson 9mm semi auto with 50 rounds, And just had to have a go with the desert eagle .50. It's a seriously powerful gun, they only give you 5 rounds with it. My hand is still aching 4 hours later

His will be low 8's because it's full of Ti and carbon bits. The only Ti bits mine has are the brake lever fixings. Weight is an thing upto a point, but i think feel/stiffness should be the factor that people should consider. Weight does affect how it rides, don't get me wrong, but stiffness/feel will affect it a whole lot more. I bet Jordan's Skye is much the same as mine, no give at all

I was going but I'm not now. It's my lads rugby presentation on the Saturday night. Seen as how I do some coaching I can't not go

It's a light bike, so easy to throw about. But it's so goddam stiff it's unreal. Not a bit of flex anywhere. Feels really good to ride. Sam kidney loved it haha. I rode his rockman and you can't half tell the difference

9.08kg, now with trialtech bars on and not these onza genesis ones. Weighed with my brand new luggage scales the week before I left for texas

Chris Evans would be a good fit. Proper petrol head who doesn't really do the political bullshit like clarkson did. Big Ferrari collection as well. Wonder who the other two will be now. Glad Hammond isn't going back on, can't stand him

Echo headsets have the top race sat inside the top cup when they are set up right, so it looks like a one piece unit. Then you just put your spacers on top of that