Mate left his comp at my house, Him and his dad came to pick it up the next morning, for some reason I decided to hop in my back garden not remembering his brakes were shocking, went straight over the back of the bike...
At this point I'll mention that I was wearing slippers and a dressing gown... there I was lying on the floor, dressing gown flown open, and looking up red faced to my friend and his dad utterly pissing themselves.