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I've just bought a Kona Stinky frame. They're dirt cheap 'cos they're about as fashionable as Fred Dibnah (RIP) and they never break. And just to make you jealous I'm going to the alps in three weeks for a fortnight of riding it down steep hills and freeride parks. Woop woop, hollerrrr etc.

You set 'em up, I knock 'em down! We make a good double act (in a strictly heterosexual way, naturally).

Where do they hurt?

I don't want to know about your ring and the homos who inhabit it

Zomg drugs turned her gay! Maybe that's what Bongol is worried about

I only just read this thread. Danny Kearns that looks f**king boss. Get it done, now.

No Alan you c**t.

Ahem. I reckon if you're used to a bike with a decent spec (I.e. your old Base) then the Onza will feel gash. It's very 'budget' and it'll be heavy and poor quality. It might make a decent bike for a beginner (and it's a good price) but as an experienced rider I personally would get hella frustrated with it. Whereas you could buy a decent bike second hand and the biggest frustration would be the (easily changed) maguras? Just sayin', s'all.

Yeah but if they did retract the allegation, you can be sure they'd put it in tiny print on page 44. Nobody cares about normal people not committing crimes. People only care about scandal and sleaze.

Newsflash: Everything is OK - gooooo Chinese Government.

Remember that uploading is much slower than downloading. Around 10x slower (depending on your ISP).

Well yes, it'll take a long time to upload that many photos...

The bulk uploader is horrible - It's Java and sloooow. Just do a normal upload but hold down ctrl when you're choosing files and you can upload as many as you want that way

Are you sure it's the BB that's wobbly, rather than the BB / frame interface? I've never seen a BB develop noticeable amounts of play in itself, but if your BB is loose in the frame it'll be like that. If it is, sort it out NOW.

They've been around for years, and they never caught on because you look like a total gimp riding one. Although maybe I'm wrong, the official word is: Er, obviously.

http://www.caraudiodirect.com/ I got my headunit from there - very cheap and great service but I have no idea if they do what you're after.

Don't worry about overclocking. Your CPU is at least twice as fast as the "3 GHz pentium 4 or AMD Athlon 3000" it says you need.

I think he's saying that one bullet has the potential to kill someone. If you get shot through your heart/ major arteries with that one bullet, you'll die. If you then get shot with 19 more bullets it doesn't really change things.

Yes, it's five/six minutes slow.

Exactly. There was that betting thing he did a few months back. Basically if the odds on a horse winning a race are 6-1 then if six people all put money on different horses, one is likely to win. Then he magnified that over several races, and told people he had a 'system'. One woman won money on six out of six of her races, and assumed that Derren's system was foolproof. Of course all he had done was involve about 3000 people - the probability of one of them winning money on all six races was 1.0 - he'd fixed it. But the one person on the ground who won all the races (and obviously didn't know about the 2999 other people) thought it was amazing, and bet her life savings on the next race, and lost A lot of the stuff he does is likely - it might only work 1 in 10 times or less. But of course you don't see the failed attempts, and when it does work, it looks amazing.

Well what are they going to look like then? I'm intrigued.

I jest, I jest. Sorry Hendrix :$

I think you need to separate fact from rumours. There are a lot of stupid Apple fans who make Photoshop mockups of new computers/iPods, and start rumours about it for fun, and because they're stupid. N.B. This post was done in the style of the blogs that propagate these rumours which aren't fact. Just in case you didn't get that

Yeah but I can't imagine many wannabe ninja knife nuts want to run around with a Sir Lancelot Edition Genuine Replica Medieval Sword.

You might just need to refresh the page (Ctrl + F5) to see your new avatar.