Simpson

If it was a choice between spending £30 on a helmet or borrowing one. I'd borrow one. They would be required to provide a lot higher quality, if its not OF LEAST a ACU gold race approved helmet I wouldn't wear it.

Angle grinder,

its not they have till the 30th to sort it out according to the bbc

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debadging "Debadgering refers to the process of removing the manufacturer's badges from a vehicle" you still have an Audi badges. Argue with Wiki.... laters.

Removing some badgers. Is not the same as debadger'ing

I say if when your buying for a girl you should aim for 2-5 presents which cost nothing but will make her smile or make her think that your sensitive and emotional. And 1-2 bigger gifts - Because she's a woman and loves money being spent on her - obviously depending on your budget. Will put more ideas up later if you want, just put a few because Sam seemed to get frustrated by the constant dildo suggestions haha.

Right Ill start this then. Cheap quirky mobile phone case off ebay. Candyfloss maker Nice necklace (dont get suckered into that Pandora shit though, over a year too late and too generic) Big teddy bear (doing huge Disney ones for £20 atm) You can get photo frames which have like 5 different slots, buy it and fill with pictures of you both, A connection to your first date, the DVD of the film you saw - gift vouchers to the restaurant or whatever. Cheeky sex gift - just like small bullet or massage oil or something more delicate. Mixtapes rule. If she likes Kim Kardashian theres a new range out in Dorothy Perkins (i think, my gilrfirend is easy to buy for.) Tickets to go see a band / play / zoo / aquarium. Callender - diary Bottle of spirit she likes but cant usually afford / bubbly. Perfume Bought all these for my girlfriend and she seemed to like em - cheap and thoughtful for most of the gifts and then 1 or 2 things which actually cost money.

Dude your 22 and trying to install the Sims 3..... Thats a real joke.

Uninstall your anti homodar driver

Kimi was jokes, I would hate people talking to me all the time like: "Yea I get it I need to drive fast, let me concentrate." f**k knows where all his speed came from pulling away from 2 safety cars without incident. Wonder where its all been hiding.

Any downloadable versions for the phone? Don't have 45mins free at home but do plenty of commuting!

Copy and paste the tax code on your pay slip into google.

I miss em'

Yea sod him you've been brutally honest in the first place, if your parents were still using the oven daily you could have tried to fob it off as working but you didn't you said spares or repairs. Saying that he did seem to pay a fair wack for a "non working" oven, either offer him £50 or just be blunt and tell him where to stick it. If you pay peanuts you get monkeys.

I dooo. Cheap tax, cheap insurance, high MPG, perfect city car, good ride, pokey, cheap to buy, cheap to fix etc. etc. etc. Great car.

My day from walking out the door to walking in the door is 12 and a half hours. Today was more like 15. If you wanna do it stop talking about it and just do it. If you don't then don't............ its really simple.

Na fairly sure he would have been at terminal velocity anyway.

YOU POST TO KONGO?

Yea I play the lottery. It funds homing pigeons and loads of awesome stuff. Chance of winning more money than you can with £1-2 anywhere else, bookies normally have a £500,000 limit.

If I was ever crazy enough to jump out of that window, I would of least have the common sense to wear shoes.

Yea but picture if you lived in a "crime" free area of Wales with a green within line of sight of your house, would things be different then? Not necessarily got an opinion on this but just playing devils advocate, people can be too quick to snap judge people in situations such as these. (not that you did)

I would say I used to play out the front of my house at 6-7, (could be bullshit but I was pretty young) with my older sister and other kids (We lived down a close and everyone knew everyone so cars always went slowly and stuff for us). Obviously my Mum checked out the window occasionally but she didn't sit out with us or anything. She had stuff to do, would it have been better parenting if she would have locked us in and made us watch mindless TV or be be active and social with other kids..... The problem with all these things are its fine parenting until something goes wrong. Don't know what I think about the parenting thing, but I think the outcome is going to be devastating. I also thought that about the guy if he didn't do it, obv cops keep their cards close to their chest so its hard to judge.

Standard questions are on-line. Make sure you do full research on phones and Orange as a company. - How to deal with an irritable customer - how you resolved it. - Problems with colleuges - how you resolved it - Situational Question - If a customer asked this you would do.... this - Any time you have gone above and beyond professionally. - Why do you think you would make a good...... - Describe yourself in 3 words. BLAH BLAH BLAH - I don't generally do too much prep for interviews but I'm good at thinking on my feet, but you cant make up information about the company and phones and stuff so if your confident I'd just focus on that. i.e. for my current job she asked me to list 3 of our clients and I rattled off 7 or so and she was pretty impressed by that. Oh and just so you all know the LG 4X is awesome. £30 phone on a £20 tarrif played with one today, but they are a client lol.

Dan he may as well write "Want someone to make your tea, hoover, clean your windows, do the bitch work unloading, build display bikes for free?" The chances of you getting on it very much depends on their insurance, compliance to Trident (?) if anyone else has applied etc. Me and my mate both did work exp. at the same shop, went in cleaned up a bit then went skatepark........ He's pretty much ignored advice about walking in and just having a polite word. But I would still do it if I was you.

Just go in and explain you know your shit and know how to start right away. Your working for free so its not a hard sell.