Adam-Griffin Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 This is either going to be a massive win or a massive fail, i have my reservations as to which i think it will be Basic format:Gender:Height:Weight:Hair colour:Eye colour:Race:religous beliefs/If any:Rough body shape:Age group:Smoker/Non smoker/Either:Alcohol consumption:Accent: (might be silly but i couldn't spend the rest of my life with someone whos got a f**king irritating accent)Level of education/Intelligence:Level of ambition:What quality must this person have:What quality must this person not have:His/her opinion of an ideal future:Personality:Anything else you'd care to add:Bike ridden:Don't post if you're just going to say 'My girl/boyfriends perfect and theirs nothing i'd change' cause no ones perfect and no matter what you say, theres always room for improvement I'll wait for a few replies before i add mine, incase you all think I'm weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phatmike Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Post yours you pussy!I'd sum it all up and offer 'an unconditional outwards manifestation of inner beauty' as pretty much ideal. But if we're gonna quantify things: Gender: Female, naturallyHeight: Shorter than me, but I don't want her waist height all of the time..Weight: Definitely less than me, but height/build dependant - some body fat, but generally slim, toned & curved.Hair colour: ChesnutEye colour: Golden BrownRace: Ethinc or culturally aware at leastreligous beliefs/If any: A self-developed set of ideologies based upon good faith and compassion, belonging to a religious sect or not..Rough body shape: See aboveAge group: +/- 2-3 years of my age I guess?Smoker/Non smoker/Either: Smoker/open minded, but not addicted!Alcohol consumption: Low/Moderate, with appreciation, plus the occaisional bender Accent: Not boring! Level of education/Intelligence: Very high, though not impedingly soLevel of ambition: See above ^ ^What quality must this person have: compassionWhat quality must this person not have: preconcepted hateHis/her opinion of an ideal future: World PeacePersonality: Fun, Bantful, Intruiging, Mysterious but Readable, etcAnything else you'd care to add: NoBike ridden: One or many of my prototypes for testing purposesGood topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Gender: FemaleHeight: Shorter than 5' 3"Weight: Curvy at the most. But prefer skinny.Hair colour: Really doesn't matter to me.Eye colour: Same as aboveRace: Usually white.religous beliefs/If any: Non.Rough body shape: SlimAge group: < 28Smoker/Non smoker/Either: Non. Would never sate a smoker.Alcohol consumption: Doesn't really matter but prefer a girl to have a little something to drink.Accent: (might be silly but i couldn't spend the rest of my life with someone whos got a f**king irritating accent) Anything, I love accents. Especially Irish and welsh girls, or even Scottish.Level of education/Intelligence: Higher the better.Level of ambition: A reasonable amount amount.What quality must this person have: Ability to laugh at farts.What quality must this person not have: Contradicting question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Height: Shorter than 5' 3"Whaaaaaaaaat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted December 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Whaaaaaaaaat?Short girls are the shit.See what i'm getting at ? ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Short girls are the shit.See what i'm getting at ? ...But that's like, waaay short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted December 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 But that's like, waaay short.No no, this is waaaay short:Gender:FemaleHeight:5ft 5 or less, shorter the better Weight:Not massive butnot tiny.Hair colour:Either that sexy shade of Ginger( it does exist, honest!) Or blondeEye colour:Blue (L)Race: whitereligous beliefs/If any: I don't care aslong as they're not extreme/fanatical.Rough body shape: Hips are massive winAge group:16-23?Smoker/Non smoker/Either:Don't care aslong as shes not a preacher...Alcohol consumption:Moderates good, couldn't be with someone that could out drink me.Accent:Welsh is win, aslong as it's that cute little welsh accent and not a deep harsh rugby player one Level of education/Intelligence: Smarter the better, although i'd feel slightly intimidating with someone whos smarter than me so i'm pretty pressed for choice Level of ambition:Higher the better again but so long as she has some i'd be content.What quality must this person have: A f**king awesome sense of humour and the ability to have fun/What quality must this person not have: Must be open minded and willing to try new things, hate girls that are just makeup, nice clothes, babies and Weddings.His/her opinion of an ideal future: Fun life, Kids youngish (Before 25) not ooo obsessed with marriage.Personality: Funny, Outgoing, affectionate, reassuring etc..Anything else you'd care to add:Must have own teeth.Bike ridden: none, none atall. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Hair colour:Either that sexy shade of Ginger( it does exist, honest!) Or blondeALL gingers are hot! Well not ALL, but some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Lies. Hot gingers don't exist. They're called redheads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Very valid point. I retract my previous statement! (A) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDoom Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 http://jforjustice.co.uk/banksters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 (edited) In the interests of saving the kind of thread everyone replies to but nobody actually reads (aka a shit thread) pictures speak 1000 words Quinne Suicide - it's worth a Google image search ^ Less the tattoos (never liked tats on girls) and maybe a touch shorter, tall girls are all wrong! Keep it <5'5 Oh also, Penelope Cruz' accent Edited December 10, 2009 by Jolfa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted December 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Shes actually pretty noice Although, she seems soooo familiar it's weird If shes my cousin or something i'll cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 If she's your cousin or something, please give me her number! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phatmike Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Would you guys really think she was beautiful sans makeup, cleavage and a 'flattering'(...?) pose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Oui Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Gender: FemaleHeight: 5ftish - hopefully not taller than meWeight: Slim - the 'ideal' slim, to the point she doesn't moan about being fat. It pisses me right off.Hair colour: BrownEye colour: Brown, but not fussed.Race: White - Not racist, but I just don't find black girls attractive. Additionally, I do like some indian girls, and japanese maybe.religous beliefs/If any: No religious beliefs, can't be doing with it - meaning I'd have to change my opinions to suit her, which is never healthy.Rough body shape: Nice arse.Age group: 16-23Smoker/Non smoker/Either: Either, I smoke so I'm not too bothered if they do. I just don't like it when they start smoking because I do...Alcohol consumption: Yeah, I like a drinker, but not someone who gets slaughtered all the time.Accent: Derbyshire accent - can't be doing with Irish, Scosers or Geordies, I canna' understand 'em like.Level of education/Intelligence: Must be intelligent, I don't like retarded/stupid girls who depend on looks to get through life.Level of ambition: As above really, must be ambitious career wise and in life in general. No lazy ones.What quality must this person have: Humour is important - hopefully with no bounderies. The amount of times I've caused offense to people from what I call an 'average' joke is beyond count.What quality must this person not have: Overly active. Not to the point of laziness, but I don't like these 'keep fit', athletic girls - theres something overpowering about it. His/her opinion of an ideal future: Successful and hopefully a relaxed relationship. Ideally no kids though.Personality: Witty, clever, funny, smart.Anything else you'd care to add: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm...No.Hmmm, I've never found many girls on that website attractive. Most photos look like a photo shoot at a Rape Recovery Centre. But I do agree with the less tattoos part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 I can see this thread turning into 'The Babe Thread'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 I can see this thread turning into 'The Babe Thread'.PHWOARRRRR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Basic format:Gender: FemaleHeight:5Ft 10 to 6 FtWeight:9 to 11 St, something to grab hold of Hair colour:Brown/BlondeEye colour:Blue/GreenRace:Clearly not going to be anything other than white..religous beliefs/If any:Don't mind, as long as it's not overpoweringRough body shape:Curvy, I hate bean pole bitches. Age group:21+Smoker/Non smoker/Either: EitherAlcohol consumption: LotsAccent: I quite like accents, it means I can patronize them with my well spoken EnglishLevel of education/Intelligence: Well educated, they hold conversation betterLevel of ambition: High, I don't like no goers. What qualitymust this person have: They have to be fun, I can't stand stiffsWhat quality must this person not have: They cannot be stupid, thick people offend meHis/her opinion of an ideal future: Good car Personality: Got to be good natured, and the generic smart/funny/beautiful cliche. Anything else you'd care to add:Bike ridden: Your mum They have to have a strong interest in cars, and antiques roadshow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 (edited) I would right out the big list, but its easier for you lot to envisage this way. my perfect woman would basically be joe maher in a wig.edited: cos i included 2 male names Edited December 10, 2009 by Fish-Finger-er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Gender: MaleHeight: 5'2Weight: 400lbsHair colour: GingerEye colour: WhiteRace: loses all races.religous beliefs/If any: jewishRough body shape: circleAge group:80+Smoker/Non smoker/Either: cigar smokerAlcohol consumption: 30units+ a dayAccent: RussianLevel of education/Intelligence: NoneLevel of ambition: NoneWhat quality must this person have: NoneWhat quality must this person not have: NoneHis/her opinion of an ideal future: Sitting doing f**k all on benifits. Personality: None Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 I would right out the big list, but its easier for you lot to envisage this way. my perfect woman would basically be luke rainbird in a joe maher in a wig.Hands off you fassy', he's mine ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totaltrials Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 This is my perfect woman.She can be anyone I want her to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Gender: FemaleHeight: Shorter than me.Weight: Less than me.Hair colour: Ginger/BrownEye colour: green/grey/blue/brownRace: Again, I don't really find black girls attractive, but I know there's exceptions so I'm easy.religous beliefs/If any: None, I f**king hate religious people.Rough body shape: Arms like f**king sailors, she needs to be able to put up a fight/toned-curvy.Age group: <30Smoker/Non smoker/Either: None smoker.Alcohol consumption: ModerateAccent: Irish/BristonianLevel of education/Intelligence: HighLevel of ambition: HighWhat quality must this person have: Must have a bit of fight in them, but also like anal.What quality must this person not have: Being a push overHis/her opinion of an ideal future: No plans (not pikey)Personality: Fun/funny.Anything else you'd care to add: Maybe have a screw missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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