rocktrials Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 SHOOT IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Dad's girlfriend uses the 'your cat only' system, seems to work pretty well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris4stars Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 (edited) or alternatively get a snake Edited December 22, 2010 by chris4stars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Buy dog, feed dog, dog kills cats. Continue feeding dog, problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Why has nobody suggested catching the cat and giving it a good bumming? You win twice this way 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Kill the cat = Free (Depending on implements) Buy a microchip cat flap = http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B003XLJ5KE/ref=asc_df_B003XLJ5KE1572447?smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&tag=googlecouk06-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22206&creativeASIN=B003XLJ5KE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 (edited) Tell your cat to stop being such a.... .... (it's all about the timing) .... PUSSY! LOL LOL Har de har. Edited December 22, 2010 by JD™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Just explain to the other cat that this is your home and you don't appreciate freeloaders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Just explain to the other cat that this is your home and you don't appreciate freeloaders. I'd go with that. Being civil can work wonders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe O'Connor Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 But for a serious answer that doent involve killing it, would be what I said. Or if you have a slug gun (or pellet gun or what ever you call one), you can shoot the cat and it wont kill it, just scare the hell out of it. As long as the guns not too powerful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 This will fix everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Dale Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 when it comes through the flap do a shit on its head! cats like to be clean so that will probably destroy it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bike_dummie Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Id use a compost bin instead of a garbage bin it will make you unique cover food in some bad tasting stuff and leave it out just dont let ur cat eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JL ! Posted December 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 funny thread. Simple promlem fixed (assuming your cat is fine wearing colours (yes i cant spell you know what i mean though:) ) ATM and for a while we've had this cat flap with a magnet in it. You attach this small magnet to the cat's colour (i hate not being able to spell.) and when it wants to get in he pushes his head against the flap causing the magnet to do its stuff and unlock the cat flap, unless the fatty cat has one of these it cant get in. As said. sorry for the bad spelling, when i say colour i mean the thing that goes round a cats/dogs (whatever) neck. We have one of those cat flaps but this cat just runs at it and bashes it open , it's more like a bear than cat some good ideas though haha JL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty-james Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Skin the evil cat and sell its fur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Tea Why Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Dig a bottomless pit on the inside of the catflap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwalker Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 when would you stop digging? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 When you get to Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haydon_peter Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 But once you make it to a certain point wouldn't gravity start sending you back the other way? Would you just get stuck in 'the middle' with gravity holding you there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Yeah you'd be just floating in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Once you get there you would need to start digging up and putting steps in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinJI Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Trap it in the house and dunk it in a bath of cold water, or spray with with lots of something that stinks. Should put it off. We've got one of the magnetic flaps, and I'm pretty sure it would break before it was forced open, so maybe you just need a less shit one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigamac Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 buy a greyhound, one of mine has caught and killed three, cats fault for being in my garden. my dogs are much faster. +better than a stupid cat.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 keep digging and once gravity kick in hey presto anti gravity cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Put it in a box and post it to Schrödinger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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