Davey Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 it doesnt count at a gig then, cos ive done that many a time...actually i walked up to a random girl in bowling, i was drunk though, but that worked..i belive that specific manover is reconised as a "eiffel tower"Why doesn't it count at a gig? It wasn't a gig I was playing, so it does count. Obviously just having come off stage gives you a certain introductory advantage, so that could be discounted, but I was just another member of the crowd at this particular event..... Needless to say it did come up in subsequent conversation that I was a frontman, lol.Eiffel tower, hmm, really? Makes sense!DaveyI'l just state that the mum doesnt want my balls in a good, she wants them in a bad way(which tends to be the kind of thing I like...if you know what I mean;))Il try making it work, the sex is good and shes great so I'l try my hardest to make the mum like me again! haha!No, I can honestly say I have no idea what you mean..... you like people hurting your balls?!?!?!?Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Well cos it's the same as walking up to someone in a club and offering to but them a drink or something? You're both in the same place so automatically have something in common.In the street... that's well weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Well cos it's the same as walking up to someone in a club and offering to but them a drink or something? You're both in the same place so automatically have something in common.In the street... that's well weird.what he said.and the fact you were playing just blows it right of the table.i think we mean litterally walking though town seeing a girl and walking over to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 (edited) I'l just state that the mum doesnt want my balls in a good, she wants them in a bad way(which tends to be the kind of thing I like...if you know what I mean;))Il try making it work, the sex is good and shes great so I'l try my hardest to make the mum like me again! haha!So much for the lass in edinburgh that does mountain bikin that you really liked then eh jonny!!!Your scared of commitment....stop being an effin pussy, and just go with one bird you like. Edited July 24, 2008 by ben_travis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Well cos it's the same as walking up to someone in a club and offering to but them a drink or something? You're both in the same place so automatically have something in common.In the street... that's well weird.Well not really, most people on the street have at least one thing in common, they all like sex. I got with this girl I met in a burger bar once, I was a right emo at the time and she was this cute blonde all done up for clubbing, worlds apart, the only thing we had in common was we were both wearing girls jeans, and later that evening both pairs of jeans were on the same bedroom floor!Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnyMilton Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 No, I can honestly say I have no idea what you mean..... you like people hurting your balls?!?!?!?DaveyTo be honest, I have ever tryed it in a sexual way, but Im open to new ideas...I might like!So much for the lass in edinburgh that does mountain bikin that you really liked then eh jonny!!!Your scared of commitment....stop being an effin pussy, and just go with one bird you like.Ben when I told her about the Girl I pulled in the Hive, she was cool with it, then she told me shes moving back home... (to france) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 To be honest, I have ever tryed it in a sexual way, but Im open to new ideas...I might like!Ok......... I thought I was a sex case but you're just not quite right mate, haha!Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnyMilton Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Ok......... I thought I was a sex case but you're just not quite right mate, haha!DaveyAlot of people say that about my sexual antic's...haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Alot of people say that about my sexual antic's...haha!Mine too, I got warned about it on here on more than one occasion, but still, ball pain?!?Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnyMilton Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 (edited) Mine too, I got warned about it on here on more than one occasion, but still, ball pain?!?DaveyI have heard people like to get kneed in the balls, for sexual feelings! so it must be good...haha!Who gave you a warning? Edited July 24, 2008 by JohnyMilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 I have heard people like to get kneed in the balls, for sexual feelings! haha!Who gave you a warning?TF as an entity gave me a warning, lol Anyway, back on topic. What is the correct etiquette for if you have been telling a girl that your services are available if she requires them, then when she calls you round you realise she's actually not as hot as she looked in the pics or on the webcam?Is there a correct way to say "Sorry but now I've seen you I actually don't want to plough you" without upsetting the person, you know just in case she was slightly close friends with your sister or something......... for example!Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 TF as an entity gave me a warning, lol Anyway, back on topic. What is the correct etiquette for if you have been telling a girl that your services are available if she requires them, then when she calls you round you realise she's actually not as hot as she looked in the pics or on the webcam?Is there a correct way to say "Sorry but now I've seen you I actually don't want to plough you" without upsetting the person, you know just in case she was slightly close friends with your sister or something......... for example!Daveymaybe in that situation the person could tell said heffer that you'd suddenly got the heebie jeebies over the sister element and that you couldnt go through with it. Then you look sensitive and don't hurt her too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Only do her from behind?That's the trick I used for a girl I f**ked who had her ex bf's name tattooed on her boob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Davey Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Only do her from behind?That's the trick I used for a girl I f**ked who had her ex bf's name tattooed on her boob.Meh, the boob thing wouldn't bother me, lets say his name was Rick, I'd probably attempt a cheesy teen drama style sound off with the boob, like "Yeah, you see this Rick, this me doing your ex missus. Bet you never did her like this did you Rick, ooooh she likes the way Davey puts it down" before grabbing said boob and claiming it as my own.Anyway, back to reality, I don't think she's any better from behind, I may go for the "Second thoughts on account of my sister" angle...... I mean if that were the situation I would DaveyPS: Thanks for the visual dramatisation Ben, why do I appear as a boxing donkey?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 (edited) it was more a meaning for giving her a donkey punch.im sure your well aware of said saying....search on google if your not...its not just a film either Edited July 24, 2008 by ben_travis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 it was more a meaning for giving her a donkey punch.im sure your well aware of said saying....search on google if your not...its not just a film eitherI am, I generally just ask nicely for the girl to squeeze though, it's a more polite method. Or simply say "cough", that works too!Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyota200x Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Davey,Fill us in on your secrets of getting a girl in bed with you. It seems like you have pretty good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Davey,Fill us in on your secrets of getting a girl in bed with you. It seems like you have pretty good luck. Ok, I'll tell you, but this is top secret stuff, these words are very important..............Will.................. you................ f*ck......................me....................?......Powerful stuff, I'm telling you!DaveyPS: Having a nice big knob helps too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Davey. This is the key for you eh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Davey. This is the key for you eh...what the f**k is that thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 "It's not mine!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh PWND Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 what the f**k is that thingSWEDISH PENIS ENLARGER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnyMilton Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Ok, I'll tell you, but this is top secret stuff, these words are very important..............Will.................. you................ f*ck......................me....................?......Powerful stuff, I'm telling you!DaveyPS: Having a nice big knob helps too Im a bit more forceful...I hit them with my car...so I never get rejected... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Josh - How can you tell that it's specifically a swedish one?Johny - you worry me more and more every day man!I got girl trouble, I want at least 3 girls for my personal birthday celebrations tonight and I only got 2. They need to be good on their knees, but swallowing isn't a must, they can just dribble it out onto themselves if they like, I'm easy. Any suggestions?Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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