l33th3tr33 Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Tell her he's got herpes for an epic win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arw_86 Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Tell her he's got herpes for an epic win. tell her you gave it him!!!...............oh wait TAXIIIIIIIIII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Get someone else to tell her he's got herpes for an epic win. Saves looking like you're making it up out of jealousy. Helps if you can get an annoyed ex of his to do it, because it'll be way more believable. I hope my girlfriend doesn't read this and put 2 and 2 together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Currently sat on a beach in the Med with the lady, only "girl trouble" is the wench who's been trying to convince me Charli's been cheating on me haha. Flying back tonight though and won't see her 'til September now, gutted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arw_86 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 only "girl trouble" is the wench who's been trying to convince me Charli's been cheating on me haha. sorry mate, i dont understand that? sun getting to you in the med? lol or is the rain and wind effecting me here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Someones trying to persuade him shes been cheating on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirt jumper jake Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Yes, well done emma for texting me that your ill just as i get on the train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Emma = missus? Go see her anyway, she'll appreciate it. Unless she's got explosive diarrhea or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Why can girls be the biggest Jebends. Ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirt jumper jake Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Emma = missus? Go see her anyway, she'll appreciate it. Unless she's got explosive diarrhea or something. Yeah she said she didnt wanna through up all over me so i said fair enough Why can girls be the biggest Jebends. Ever? They have a vagina, thats why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 To be honest she's probably not as ill as she says, but as long as it's not all the time I don't see the problem in just not being arsed and wanting some alone time occasionally. Especially when you're young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Someones trying to persuade him shes been cheating on him. This. Just arrived home, bored of the UK already. Missing out on another trip to Bouncy Castle Land tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifiedridah2k9 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 They have a vagina, thats why. that made no sense. Yeah ive been having girl trouble lately." oh i dont want it to ruin the friendship" - it wont! " it breaks my heart saying no ". - say yes then for god sake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe O'Connor Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 that made no sense. Yeah ive been having girl trouble lately." oh i dont want it to ruin the friendship" - it wont! " it breaks my heart saying no ". - say yes then for god sake! Bro dont even worry about it. Im nearly 18, never been kissed or had a gf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Totally all my fault and everything.. me and my partner split up a few days ago.....we have been going through rough patches since my daughter of 11 weeks was born. since then we have split up around 5 times...Only this time its different she moved 300 odd miles away took my daughter and said il never see her again its all my fault really as i lied to her a fair few times....im not looking for sympathy in anyway shape or form.. ive always been such an angry person but i do hide it from everyone but the people i love.this time ive really dug my own grave many of you may know i was a bit of a player but this time i found my soul mate and look what ive done i always destroy everything good i eer get i fell for her hook line and sinker soooooooooooo bad . we broke up for like 5 days about two weeks ago and in that time all i done was cry drink and didnt eat made my self fairly ill i just cant function with out her. i now have to wear a wrist band to cover up my tatto (my daughters name and date of birth because every time i looked at it i fall appart...... i dont have any mates atall...and i feel really really alone i just want some one to talk to really.....so if any of you wouldent mind having a chat with me and stuff id appriciate it more than you will ever know. im seriously a bad person despite what u may think.....its all a front .i always look happy and stuff but i never am happy . any way thats all i have to say . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 that made no sense. Yeah ive been having girl trouble lately." oh i dont want it to ruin the friendship" - it wont! " it breaks my heart saying no ". - say yes then for god sake! You're 12. Babies are given by storks and girls have cooties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 In England I believe it's the lurgy, cooties is american shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 (edited) Nah, this society we live in, it will almost certainly be herpes or clamidia. Edited July 18, 2010 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Nah, this society we live in, it will almost certainly be herpes or clamidia. or the aids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_malcolm Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 What Dave said I feel for you man. If I was you I would start looking down the legal routes for access to your Daughter, because its going to affect her quite a bit. It doesnt matter what you have done that takes it to far. E-Hug dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 i miss them both sooooooooooooooo badly and its only been 3 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Decided to give up on that girl I was talking about the past few days. She's amazing, really is but I just don't think, even if she did split with her newly aquired bf, her constant talking of her 'shows'. So I've been talking to one of her best mates instead, who's good looking, just the right shape I look for in a girl, she actually asks about me and doesn't let me do all the questioning and I think she's quite into me as we're off to see toy story 3 together. Snuggles all round. The girl above, nicole, went out with said girls brother. Ha xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 I think she's quite into me as we're off to see toy story 3 together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Get yer snuggle on! ahaha I'm never letting that go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 That was supposed to be an 'and' there! Haha. Haha! Shame it never happened with her but it'l be reet :') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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