Oh mate what happened?
Last night was a f**king joke, paid 15 quid for a ticket to miss a sweet party with lots of my best mates just to be with Mel at 12, spent from half 10 til quarter to 12 more or less on my own in the club 'cos i barely knew anyone about and she pretty much told me to leave her be til midnight as she was with the girls, find her just before 12, midnight comes round and she kissed her mate kerry before me. Err, what? Then she starts being all naughty clearly wanting something (thus signified by a "i reeeeally wanna have sex with you when we get back") i go along with it and suddenly all i want to do is take her home and have sex with her. Me wanting to go home at 3 instead of 8 as i'd been awake since half 5 f**king about with land rovers. Again; err, what? So we stayed out 'til 5am, i spent 70 quid, had an awkward semi-naked sleep.
Similarly, had a row the other day as she's getting wellll close to her mate from uni again (kid's tried to pork her numerous times) and when i bring it up she gets all raged claiming its nothing but good friends, it's all fine etc, nothing going on, all innocent, then says she'd not be that close to him if we were still properly together. What the f**k?! Can clearly see there is something not quite right going on then...
My love life is a joke.