bikeperson45

Here's your diagnosis in comedy form

That story is not helping. I'm just praying Hippy's right. If I don't post within the next hour I might have been killed by a ghost.

I bought some baby moniters early to play a prank on my mum. I'm home alone and testing them out and a tap started. It's been varying in speeds. Am I going to get killed by a percussive ghost?

I thought it was mostly that the existing particles become divided although there is potential for new particles to be created, LIKE BLACK HOLE PARTICLES oh my god

Oh I get it. He inferred that Danny was on the sky, which would be sillily unrealistic, rather than Skye the place. Ha, classic comedy.

Youtube's new 'add music' genuinely made me laugh out loud

I like to think that in Truth, Dare or Bare they all just picked truth and had a night of bonding.

Good thing you posted the picture, if you hadn't I wouldn't understand how hot it was

Tunneeeeee

First shop of that gap looked lazy in a good way

I didn't think of the fact I was holding onto a massive phallic symbol

Knee injury again means giving up riding, so I have a dream that I'm trying to get a ferry when it moves when I'm on the end of a cherry picker trying to get on board with my bike. So I'm dangling over the ocean trying to hold on as it's moving stupidly fast whilst also trying to keep my bike with me. The people on the ferry are all yelling for me to let go of the bike but I manage to throw it so it lands on deck. Obvious symbolism is obvious.

I'm just screwed with doing any of the things I'd like to do now. Knee buggered up again today which is a massively bad sign. Seven months ago I got discharged after the year of physio and was told I could back to normal, slowly obviously. I took everything really slowly but once again all for nothing. And I just can't take going back to work now, things there had been bad but I could live with that knowing I could go for a ride afterwards. And most of my socializing was revolving around a badminton club and it will suck not going to go there now. Downhill from here I suppose.

It'd be difficult but I'd love to see a live action version, would pretty much be epic scale Chronicle.

Bit slow but I've been able to sit and just watch it without distracting myself which says something. Comedy to drama ratio's pretty spot on too.

Awesome Did you get any kind of warm up time before doing the demo part? Always been curious about that since it takes me an hour to warm up.

I feel like you'd make a good straight man in this Dann and Jardo reality show idea. TF Big Brother?

I've had quite a few dislocations (in case you didn't know) so my doctor told me it'll be better the older I get because my joints will get stiffer. Silver linings and all that.

One of these rides today

The riding was obviously good but it was another case of it not being filmed in a way to do it justice for me.

Help me guys, my wheels spinning fine when going forwards but when I'm going backwards its rubbing. Pads are on as straight as I can get them and it's very annoying

I found some after hitting ctrl shift n

This is horrible. When I had a shoulder op I took this and it didn't do anything for the pain but massively constipated me. I woke up at night needing to go and thought I was going to burst the stitches in my shoulder I was pushing so hard.

Great riding but it'd be cooler if there'd been different spots rather than gaps featured in plenty of videos before

I think the reason you don't have a girlfriend is because you're talking to girls about why you don't have a girlfriend