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Lad. Open pipes, drive like a twat, have loads of fun presenting to be a gangster. Some of many ideas

Can't remember if this has been done before, probably has like. Bought an air arms s400 classic .177 with a hawke 4-12-40 scope on, got £150 for my Bsa lightning xl se .177 so only cost £245 with the bag as well. It's mega accurate, pellet on pellet at 35 yards. Do a bit of HFT and general target shooting. Well happy with it

Best thing I ever did was get on a trainee driver scheme and get my hgv licence. Worth the stress of learning again for the wage, which is decent if you get with a good firm

Yes mate, nationwide doing night trunking. It's a piece of piss. Yeah the steering isn't the best on a DAF, it is vague. I have the air in the seat but all the way at the bottom, and the steering wheel all the way out and down so I'm sat quite far back. And the seat base all the way out as well, and reclined ever so slightly up so it supports your thighs

You gotta get the seat in exactly the same place everytime. Is it your rig everyday? I can tell if it's slightly out because it kills the base of my spine after about an hour. I found the best way in the Daf CF that I drive is to get it low like a car, so your legs are more horizontal and it supports your shoulders as well. I do 4 hour stints at a time driving so comfort is paramount, but I know what you mean

Very impressive dude. Old school tgs vibe to it, that's never a bad thing

Probably. Having to magic up £500 just like that wasn't easy

It'll go to TEC (traffic enforcement centre) and they'll stop at nothing to get the money. I had it about 7 years ago after I sold a car to someone and he got a ticket on it before the dvla processed the v5. He got a ticket in Hull, didn't pay it, then two years after I sold it to him I get a knock at the door with 2 bailiffs demanding £500 on behalf of tec. It has to be paid, there's no getting out of it

Me and Barry were gonna enter, think he's still doing but I'm double booked on a holiday in Portugal. That wins for me

If it was clamped on private land, just cut the f**ker off because it's illegal to clamp on private land. Only the council, police, or dvla/ministry can clamp. Same with parking tickets. Chop it off, leave in a smouldering pile and bill the clamping firm for criminal damage to your car saying the scratched it. They'll soon drop the claim

Mehhh. I suppose so....

Bit dangerous innit? She'll know how much stuff actually costs, as opposed to what you've told her it costs. Risky strategy young Daniel

Check the welds under the seat. Not to put a dampener on your marvellous Christmas gift but they crack just by looking at it

I got these pork scratchings, 4 pairs of oddballs (rugby charity) pants, socks, and 3/5ths of an air rifle paid for

Most powerful brake I've ever used. Be less brutal having a Brembo goldline motorbike caliper on it

My old mk1 crewkerz forks were modified to take a normal hub, the dropout had been cut and filed to be normal 9mm vertical jobbies

What a C unit

Can you imagine if she had got in, and her, Angela Merkel and Theresa May all had rag week at the same time. They'd be off to war with Putin fuelled by period pain and Pmt

Swill it out in a bowl of petrol, fill with 3 in 1 oil, go and ride for a bit, nothing too heavy, then take it back off and swill it out again with petrol. Set it on fire to burn all the petrol out. Then lube up with 3 in 1 oil again and it should be spot on. The only thing I did different was used a freewheel tool in a drill with an m10 bolt to save taking it on and off the bike

Seriously debating ditching the full suss and getting a hardcore hardtail frame. On one 456 or a Stanton, something like that

I bought this for our lass. £200 all in. Just needed a new chainring and gears setting up. I did some parts swapping form the shed stash. Needs a set of brake pads and that's it

Scuttling. Northern points restored for the moment

As if. You my friend are off your head