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Never seen a bunch of complete tossers in such close proximaty in all my life.

An albino aferican american?

A blind guy?

A wedding?

WTF.

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They always put a person that is very "Gay out loud" if you know what I mean in the house! I mean why is it necessary to have oen in every season? :blink:

GOL.

Big brother is crap.

Last year, I watched it til the gay dude went in, said 'f**k OFF.' and turned off, which was about 2 mins.

I did watch it more later on in, though, when there was a lot less people in.

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Yay, this years bunch of desprite retards who'll do anything for money...except work.

Does make me wonder though; pretty much anyone who goes into that house are most probably on the dole?

Bitter?

:giggle:

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Haha, f**ker! I was hoping you'd forgotten!

Nah, to be honest the BB audtions are a right laugh...well, if your in with the right group when you're quing up.

I remember my mate saying 'Oh god, I bet we end up with some over the top queer'....behold, behind us a male hairdresser screaming like a girl.

I really do recommend it though! (And the twins are goooooorgeous up close :P)

And not to mention that we knew we would never make it past the auditions because we weren't gay or disabled; both mentally or physically.

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QUOTE (Danny Swindlehurst @ Jun 5 2008, 11:54 PM)

All i can say...ITS Shit..

Bang on with that comment, I completely agree.

And reaper finished this week so I have nothing else to watch but the

top quality films on Zone horror and Sci-fi

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The following sixteen contestants walked through the doors of the Big Brother House for what the show claims to be the biggest and toughest series ever.

Meet the girls:

Alexandra, 23 from Croydon is a single mother who had her daughter when she was 16 years old.

Raised as a Christian, she converted to Islam a few years ago.

Giving herself 10 out of 10 for looks, she describes herself as a “natural born leader” even though she is not very pleasant sometimes, and says “love me or hate me – you'll be obsessed.”

Jennifer from Durham is a part time model and mum.

The 22-year-old beauty is a vegetarian who is anti-abortion, anti-smoking, anti-fur, anti-ladettes, and anti-people-who-spit.

Good Catholic girl Jennifer vows she'd never pose topless for money - watch this space!

Kathreya is a cookie-obsessed Thai massage therapist.

She is a Buddhist, believes in Karma and would like nothing better than to travel the world, tasting cookies in every country.

Kathreya is scared of the dark, heights and has a hatred of feet but she loves platform boots as they give extra height to her tiny five-foot form.

The 30-year-old, who dreams of owning her own massage parlour or restaurant, says she isn't doing Big Brother for the money – she just wants people to know who she is. Right you are, love.

A former bodybuilder, Lisa is one half of the first ever summer Big Brother couple.

The 40-year-old sales rep from Warrington is dating fellow housemate Mario.

Lisa's spiritual side embraces reincarnation, life after death, clairvoyants, ghosts, spirit guides and universal dynamics.

She met Mario when she bought a crystal ball off him on EBay and says the most significant moment of her life was when he pawned his Rolex watch to pay for her boob job.

A former beauty pageant winner, Rachel's claim to fame is starring alongside Hugh Grant in Night Train To Venice.

The English and Drama student and trainee teacher vows that she chose education over a full time acting career because Hugh Grant suggested she got her qualifications first.

The Welsh 24-year-old, whose nicknames include “bossyboots” and “grotbags” wants to represent “pretty, intelligent alpha females” on Big Brother.

21-year-old Kindergarten nurse, Rebecca from Coventry, looks set to be one of the most annoying Big Brother housemates – by her own admission.

Describing herself as “confident, annoying, funny and impulsive”, she constantly refers to herself in the third person and believes in unicorns “above all else”.

19-year-old Stephanie from Liverpool is a maths and economics student whose biggest regret is missing out on the chance to become a member of Girls Aloud.

She reached the finals of Popstars: The Rivals, but was forced to leave after the producers discovered she'd lied about her age.

Stephanie's inside knowledge of Big Brother (she once dated BB6 winner Anthony Hutton) may help her get ahead but it's unclear how she'll enter the diary room as she has a phobia of door handles.

21-year-old Sylvia came to the UK with her family aged 11 when the war started in her native Sierra Leone.

A devout Christian and shopaholic, Sylvia loves reading, The Simpsons and Russell Brand. Currently studying English and Psychology at Derby University, she dreams of being a singer.

Meet the boys:

Dennis 23, is a dance student and teacher from Edinburgh.

Describing himself as “egotistical, flamboyant and competitive”, he likes performing and having his ego massaged.

If he ruled the world, Dennis would make everyone wear fake tan.

He thinks fellow housemates would nominate him out of jealousy but vows that he'll stop at nothing to win a task.

A super-confident 21-year-old from Liverpool, Dale is desperate to be rich and famous.

Winning is everything to the PE teacher and part time DJ.

He says: “F**k taking part, no one remembers the losers.”

A failed professional footballer, Dale loves girls with funny noses and would love to date Mischa Barton.

Born an albino, Darnell from London was deported from the States after getting involved with gang culture.

He now mentors community youth groups in North London and writes R'n'B and hip hop music.

The 26-year-old, who is looking for a wife in the Big Brother house, describes himself as personable, outgoing, caring and sensitive but admits he talks too much and says the wrong things.

Luke from Wigan is a pro-wrestling ring announcer and referee.

The clean living 20-year-old doesn't smoke, drink, do drugs or swear and says a typical weekend night out would be going to the wrestling.

Tory-voting Luke wears suits (from Asda) most days because it makes him feel empowered.

He describes himself as eccentric, self-righteous, opinionated and judgemental and is passionate about politics, free speech and respecting other people's point of view.

Mario, 42, is Big Brother's oldest contestant and the boyfriend of Lisa.

Real name Sean, his “Italian Stallion” alter ego stems from his resemblance to Sylvester Stallone – so he says.

Revealing that he and Lisa have sex once a day, only time will tell what sordid scandals will take place in the Big Brother house.

Blind radio presenter, Michael, 33, lost his sight while undergoing an operation and now hosts a programme for the blind.

Describing himself as “wacky, zany and non-conformist”, he dreams of buying a pet pig and his party trick is performing stand-up comedy while wearing women's clothing.

23-year-old Mohamed was born in Somalia and lived in Kenya, Yemen, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Kenya and Dubai before moving to the UK with his family.

The flamboyant clown would love to win Big Brother so his family could “settle down and make a proper home for themselves.”

Already a successful chef and businessman, London socialite Rex's three favourite things in life are food, money and success.

The 24-year-old still lives at home with his family and loves the fact that all his meals are cooked for him by the family housekeeper.

Rex claims that all the girls who have met him, have fallen in love with him and admits he'll go bonkers if there aren't enough girls in the house.

They actually sound like such a bunch of t**ts, i wont be watchin. I hate BB with a passion.

-Charlie-

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Hmmm well I can watch it if its on, watched it at a mates last night with some alcohol :)

Dont plan on rushing home to watch it if im out... but to be honest Im boud to watch a fair bit in the next 3 months.

O dear.

P.s Dont be hatin'

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Simply... Big brother can f**k Off for all I care.

Why would you want to sit in your house watching people in another house, You might aswell carry a mirror round with you, you could watch yourself take a shit or piss on a box.

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