arw_86 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 right im bored of waiting for my boss to come get me.so i randomly started thinking of a film i saw ages ago with like 2 security guards and the one kept asking the other "would you rather...." and the other security guard never wanted to answer but he was forced to cos they kept sayin "you HAVE to choose one!" and when he did the first one was just like "UUUUUURGH your sick!! HAHA. well funny (anyone remember the film?)anyway ill give some examples to start, incase you have no idea.ill start with a grown up and mature one.....would you rather have a high paying job (say 50k) but not like it at all or would you rather have a much lower paying job (say minimum wage) but love it.a silly but more funny example,would you rather your parents found out you visited a website called "monster cocks.com" or "venezualan fart fetish.com" - my mates at uni had a competition who could find the most f**ked up porn and something along this fart fetish line came up!!!?!?!?!!.anyway please create a mix of serious and hilarious ones! n just make a choice. hopefully it will be funny/cause some debate/cause some concern haha. its nothing serious so just have a laugh with it on the stupid ones!nicely donearw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 The one thats been plauging the common room for the last 2 year. Who would win in a fight, a German sheparad or 2 foxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Who would win in a fight, a German sheparad or 2 foxes.Gotta be the German Shepherd... foxes are really quite small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 wasnt it in black chicks.i hate that film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 I'd rather die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon racoon Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Would you rather let your Dad bum you or let your Mum shit in your mouth?Decisions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Win win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Would you rather let your Dad bum you or let your Mum shit in your mouth?Decisions...And there goes the neighbourhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Jimmy Car one - Would you rather have sex with your dad or your mum die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Jimmy Car one - Would you rather have sex with your dad or your mum die?ass is ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Gotta be the German Shepherd... foxes are really quite small.Ah but foxes are cunning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Metcalfe Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Bit similar Like on 40 Year old virginYou Know how i no your gay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Metcalfe Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 (edited) What Would Win a shark or a lion??if lions were sea dwelling vica versa Edited April 17, 2009 by Danny Metcalfe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alextheferret Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 who would winBare fist fight between Jesus and Terminator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that NBR dude Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Would you rather let your Dad bum you or let your Mum shit in your mouth?Decisions...Matt you had to lower the tone didn't you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich J Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Terminator but then jesus would come back to life and we would get Easter part 2. Would you rather be blown by a boy then kissed after or blow a boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Terminator but then jesus would come back to life and we would get Easter part 2. Would you rather be blown by a boy then kissed after or blow a boy.I'm intrigued to what's your own answer to this question... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 I've seen a Brazilian fart fetish video, was rather weird. Didn't know you could eat a fart... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 would you rather shag a goat and no one will ever know, or not shag a goat and everyone thought you did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 I'd shag it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 i would ahnialate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigamac Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Would you rather. Mod stock or 24"Actuallyyyyyyyyy. Would you rather chinese or indian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Actuallyyyyyyyyy. Would you rather chinese or indian.Why choose? How about a Rogan Josh with egg fried rice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Would you rather. Mod stock or 24"Actuallyyyyyyyyy. Would you rather chinese or indian.Ding ding ding, we have a winner Would you rather get paid £400 to star in a gay porn film which is then seen by everyone you know, or cut off your knob.The first part happened to a guy in my year back in school... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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