club_card Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 I wish I could lick my balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 I wish I could lick my balls. Granted, your a dog. I wish my life didn't revolve around sex. (ha ha as if i mean that.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted, your a dog. I wish my life didn't revolve around sex. (ha ha as if i mean that.) Granted, but you're now a fat lesbian. I wish the weather was nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted, but you're now a fat lesbian. I wish the weather was nice! Granted, but you'd have to be constantly naked. I wish my sleeping pattern/body clock was normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted, but you'd have to be constantly naked. I wish my sleeping pattern/body clock was normal Granted, but its normal for australia. I wish i had a mini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted but its your penis. I wish I had aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted but its your penis. I wish I had aids Granted but.. wait what? I wish I didn't live here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 I wish I didn't live here. Granted but if you would have to move to Southend. I wish I could stay at uni forever minus the work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hdmackay Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted but if you would have to move to Southend. I wish I could stay at uni forever minus the work Granted but all your friends/ flat mates leave and go other places. I wish I didn't have to be at school in 8 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe O'Connor Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted but all your friends/ flat mates leave and go other places. I wish I didn't have to be at school in 8 minutes. Granted, you have to be there in 4mins HURRY! I wish that the cartoon Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy was on more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 granted but its the same episode over and over and over.... I wish i were the stig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Melson Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 granted but its the same episode over and over and over.... I wish i were the stig Granted but you crash and loose your arms and legs. i wish i had more relentless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hdmackay Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted but you crash and loose your arms and legs. i wish i had more relentless Granted, but you get heart palpations from drinking too much. I wish Frankie Boyle was still on Mock The Week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted, but you get heart palpations from drinking too much. I wish Frankie Boyle was still on Mock The Week. Granted but your unable to watch it. I wish i could spend more time sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted but your unable to watch it. I wish i could spend more time sleeping. granted, but you'll never wake up. I wish biker mice from mars was still on tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted February 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted but its been revamped like they did to al the good cartoons and ruined. I wish i could quit smoking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted but its been revamped like they did to al the good cartoons and ruined. I wish i could quit smoking Granted, but you're still gay. I wish baccy was free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_malcolm Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted, but you're still gay. I wish baccy was free Granted but you have to take an anal shafting from a donkey each time. I wish i didnt have to pay rent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted February 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted your a tramp I wish i wasn't bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted your a tramp I wish i wasn't bored Granted, but you have to spend your time learning spelling and grammar. I wish I was a little bit taller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 I wish I was a little bit taller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted, but you have to spend your time learning spelling and grammar. I wish I was a little bit taller. Granted. Your 3 inchs taller but your feet are nor attached to your knees. I wish i wasnt stuck in the 307 all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials_pimp Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted but you stuck in the back of a Sewage truck all day. I wish I had a Jet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMMM-JASON Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted but you stuck in the back of a Sewage truck all day. I wish I had a Jet Granted but it crashes. I wish i pass my driving test first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aener Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted - but as soon as you get a car someone'll crash in to the back of you, somehow make it look like it was your fault and you'll be banned for two years. Then you'll fail your test 7 times after you're allowed to drive again and get killed on your 8th - I find it funny that you were to pass it that time - by questioning the authority of a truly over-worked, under-paid, stressed to f**k examiner. Then he'll steal your identity and spend all your money on atrocious shit, so when the cops are investigating the murder they'll see all these sketchey as f**k purchases on your card. I wish everyone died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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