Revolver

Why does it have to be on when I'm at work? :/

Homemade chips are better than chips bought anywhere else. Gotta use a deep fryer for that shit.

Don't dwell on it, don't let it get to you.

Pure trials is lines, TGS is just one move.

Check out OTN, it's based more on your side of the Atlantic.

Clean my car!

This is one of the ones I'm looking forward to in particular! Hurry up, 30th...

It's not.

You can't feel it when riding, that's when it matters most - it's the answer to your own issue!

It's not square root of 10, is it...? :/

Can't feel when riding...

I got the square root of 10 If that's right I'll pat myself on the back, I have no idea what I'm doing, really.

How do you get red tyre smoke?

Get the HD axle, the standard one is shit.

Thought you already had one?

Heil grammar!

Fwahahaha

I wonder if you got kidnapped in the middle of this sentence? You're not fat, so if you ever make it back, that'll answer that question once and for all.

She looks a bit like Daniel Radcliffe.

Oh, shit, it's got meat in it? My vegetarian friends are going to kill me.

You could make that by hooking up a QR from a seatclamp and putting it through a starnut? Might need to stick the end of the QR to the starnut.

When you did the long bike ride, that's cool but if you stop you need to adjust your calorie intake, if you were eating the same amount, you'll end up the same weight.

Thought you called it 'art'?

Erm... don't slather it all over, just put it on a cloth and wipe with it. The olive oil's come off my hands with washing with normal soap. My other top tip is putting a bit of sugar in with the soap to add grit. My final top tip is that using cold water helps to stop the grease getting stuck in your skin. Heat makes the pores on your skin open up.