JT! Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 (edited) Noticed a few commnets about the fact that a lot of people on here don't know how their penis works and general sex stuff, re: fatpants thinking he got his gf pregnant. But i've also been guilty about not knowing a few things regarding man juice. (Good for one quote). Just curious to see what kind of sex education, if any, members on here got. I think it goes without saying we all that the puberty talk with a shit video and then got split up into genders and got taken to a room to talk about wet dreams, and all the girls came out with tampons. But i'm kind of talking about stuff after that. For me (born in 1986), we got pretty much nothing. After the whole puberty video a few years later we got given a condom each in a science class and were told roughly how to put one on, and were told about the pill and those weird female condoms. Then a few years after that we got told about std's and given even more condoms. Obviously we had condoms rammed down our throughts and got the shit scared out of us with talk about our penis's dropping off if we didn't use them, but no one actually said 'penis goes here', and that whole area of sex was looked over, with the kind of "so long as they're doing it safely attitude, we don't care" attitude. Just curious to see what everyones sex education was like, please include your date of birth too so we can see how it's changed over the years, and try to keep the discussion educationary. Edited June 10, 2008 by JT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 I put condoms on carrots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 (edited) I put condoms on carrots. Then what do you do with them? Edited June 10, 2008 by JT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 haha in year 8, we gota put comdoms on fake cocks ? But for some reason they made them about 12'' long so everyone thought they were ment to have 12'' long cocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 We were shown what a condom was by a woman with HUGE tits, then shown a quick 10 minute video about aids and stuff and pretty much told look at porn for everything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 We were shown what a condom was by a woman with HUGE tits, then shown a quick 10 minute video about aids and stuff and pretty much told look at porn for everything else. They don't use condoms in videos.. very rarely anyway. (Not from experience). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 They don't use condoms in videos.. very rarely anyway. (Not from experience). Yep, hence the "everything else" bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr ailsbury Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 We got no sex education at school from what I can remember besides one video in year 6 which was basically mild porn and the girls watched a video about periods. then once in biology we watched a video of a boner which was shot with like a heat camera so you could see why/how it went hard. great stuff I prefered the more hands on approach anyways lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 once in biology we watched a video of a boner which was shot with like a heat camera so you could see why/how it went hard. because a bird was frigging herself off int he corner of the room?? everyone thought they were ment to have 12'' long cocks most people do. You mean to tell this whoooooole forum your cock isn't 12" long?!?!?! oh my god, little dick on you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Oh yeah.. they showed us a lady having a baby in science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 most people do. You mean to tell this whoooooole forum your cock isn't 12" long?!?!?! oh my god, little dick on you! :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 All boys/catholic school. No sex ed here. But being an essex boy through and through..i new what to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Born in 1988 for the record. Ours was pretty standard; a lesson in primary school (year 6) and then through PSHE (or whatever its called) from year 8-11. Although it was sort of mentioned with the 'Drugs, Alcohol, Debt' crew that teachers never understand, yet they're allowed to teach people? We once had a 'Mens Health Day' and the girls had a 'Womens Health Day' - this was in year 10. This went through all the fun subjects of drugs, alcohol, debt, sex, diseases, pregnancy, depression. It was an action packed day of bullshit. The sort of 'If you have sex, you'll die' attutide - a lot of it none of us agreed on, but tend to get bollocked if you had a throught on the subject that differed from theirs. We had an 'ex' alcoholic come into the school and tell is us never to drink to excess - he was such a push over and everyone took the piss out of him. I imagine he met up with Jack Daniels sometime after that lesson. The sex one, we had a nurse from some clinic showing us slide shows of various diseased body parts...again, something I didn't agree to at all as I don't believe in scare tactics with things like this. Two lads passed out in this lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 most people do. You mean to tell this whoooooole forum your cock isn't 12" long?!?!?! oh my god, little dick on you! Awesome. We got a lot of sex ed to be honest. We had a session every 6 months from about year 8-10... All about the usual condoms, femadoms, STD's etc. Probably got so many lessons on it because it's rough as f**k round here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 because it's rough as f**k round here Tellin' me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 (edited) Our's was pretty similar. We got taught briefly about condoms/STDs and the like, and we basically were only told that men make sperm and women make the eggs, and they have to meet somehow to make a sprog. There was no clues as to how though... Edited June 10, 2008 by Billy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 We got a free clamidia (sp) test in yr 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon racoon Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 In all honesty, who the f**k uses a femidon these days, or 5 years ago?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 (edited) In all honesty, who the f**k uses a femidon these days, or 5 years ago?! How the f**k do they work? My understanding is that they are like a big contact lense that goes inside the flange. How the shitting hell are you meant to get it back out again? I remember seeing one in a film with Steve Martin in. I think it was Parenthood or something like that. Edited June 10, 2008 by Anal_Teflon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 How the f**k do they work? My understanding is that they are like a big contact lense that goes inside the flange. How the shitting hell are you meant to get it back out again? I remember seeing one in a film with Steve Martin in. I think it was Parenthood or something like that. naaaaaah thats a deiaphram! Like them popper things you used to have as a kid where you turn it inside out and put it on the table and it pops into the air!! A femedom is like a sandwich bag with a flexible ring in the bottom and another on the rim. So you throw the bottom ring inside, and the the other ring sits outside on the pyabs and you shag a bag...with a bag inside her! I think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 yeah man thats spot on. Soooooooo how the fudge do the deiaphrams work then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 (edited) Not very well by the look of those pictures. Edited June 10, 2008 by JT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_addison Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 We got a free clamidia (sp) test in yr 11 I missed! Born in 92 for the record he had like a day full of it in year 6 basicly a square and a triangle doing it. And a huge 18" cock that we had to put a jhonny on in year 10. And yes nearly every lad inmy class did something with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 im abstinent from this disgusting activity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 We got sessions in year 8 about it. I've completely forgotten what stuff we were told. I'm not entirely sure that they actually told us how to use condoms. I think we just were told about puberty. How to actually have sex though? You learn it like every other lad, from porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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