Jitters Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) Hehe, hope there isn't a topic like this already, but was playing around on the rocks near my house in a fairly secluded area of my county. Lovely area, really. Waterfall, streams and great practice area.Anyway, as I'm heading back to the car through the wooded area, I see this fella and two really fit looking girls (20s or so - hardly wearing a stitch of clothes) and a bag with a very nice video camera. Possibly a blanket in the bag too. Well, brain figures out what 2 +2 is pretty quickly. Must have totally interrupted some kinda home movie they were getting ready to make.HmmmmmmmmmWell, me being a bit of jackass, I make some small conversation and putz around on the bike nearby while he wandered around waiting for me to get the hell outta there.Thought it was pretty fookin funny. I wish'd I'da happened upon it while it was in full production though. "Hey buddy? need someone to hold that camera for you?" So, what are some strange things you've come across while out riding trials, road, XC or whatever? Edited May 14, 2009 by Tappets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Should of hid and watched or video'ed, be so much funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 ive come across many weird things while riding......but i think that was mainly down to things i had taken .because i know elephants are not bright green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 We used to stumble across people having sex in Castle Park in Bristol around once a week last year, it got pretty ridiculous but ever funnier as time went on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Some guy knighting me with a ladle, made me giggle lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoozie Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I've come accross a man hoovering the path outside a pub before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I've come accross a man hoovering the path outside a pub before...IVE SEEN THAT TOO WAS f**kING FUNNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 The tickle-tickle crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobnobs Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 The tickle-tickle crew.One word. Epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Not exactly strange but a good story all the same. Riding in a car park we see this birds head bobbing up and down in a car and realise she's giving this old guy head. We were kinda across a fence from that car park in another one, but my mate came into the car park on the side the car was in to climb through a hole into the one we were in. We told him thte car was another mates car (who has the same car) and that he hadn't seen us so to go knock on the window to get his attention. Needless to say, he walks right up to the car, bangs on the back window before realizing what's going on and just freezes there staring with the two people in the car quickly puttin it all away an looking flustered, then he just walks back to us laughing haha.Some drunk geezer also gave me all the money in his wallet (which turned out to be £70 but he obviously didn't know it he was that battered) cos he saw me hopping about (when i used to ride trials). Let him have ago knowing that there was a few of us and he was too drunk to steal it anyway and ended up coming away with a much fatter wallet Bet he was pissed off in the morning but that's life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZHI-sam Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 i found a pink dildo when doing a paper round when i was 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 i found a pink dildo when doing a paper round when i was 11 Nice. (freak...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Recently on the large London ride telling a camera man that i was going to hit him.. 3 times... he didnt listen... he got hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) that was at suthbank, if it was i remember that lol . Edited May 14, 2009 by Nick pyke :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) When I was at hockley wood there was a border collie doing all the sections after us and he was gapping and jumping like mad!! Edited May 14, 2009 by Spookylukey³ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dann Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I've come accross a man hoovering the path outside a pub before...hahaha the sight of that would laugh me to death!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jitters Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I've come accross a man hoovering the path outside a pub before...There was this old lady that lived next door to me that used to vacuum her outdoor patio once a week or so - which made us wonder if she would rake the leaves up out of her living room.I bet the pub guy was a funny sight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guuuuuuuuu leeeeeeeee Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 i dont come across anything weird when riding because i live in scotland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 i found a pink dildo when doing a paper round when i was 11 50-50 chance of that being a guys though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 50-50 chance of that being a guys though Ewww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I have found a Bow. as in Bow and arrow. not a very good one mind but makes you wonder why there was one laying on the pavement 2 mins from my doorstep?I have also found £20 which was a result rather than strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Found a 10kg weight (Gym style) in the middle of a hill on a field miles away from anywhere. Nothing wierd though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jitters Posted May 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 50-50 chance of that being a guys though maybe 33.33333% ?You left out hermaphrodites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 (edited) i found a pink dildo when doing a paper round when i was 11 Putting your mum's bank statements in her drawer doesn't count as a paper round.edit: lol Edited May 15, 2009 by Bruce Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 maybe 33.33333% ?You left out hermaphrodites. Still not a percentage i'm happy with to be fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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