boon racoon Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 (edited) ran over a parked bmw, slipped on the bonnet and fell arm first through the windscreengot completely naked in the middle of the elbow room in bristol on a night outshouted "what's that coming out of your minge is it a tampon?!" to an english girl in a pub in portugalwalked to the middle of a crop circle we could see from our campsite in newquay to have a picnicill think of more later Edited August 15, 2006 by the boon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 ran over a parked bmw, slipped on the bonnet and fell arm first through the windscreen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Baught phil williams a mop yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 ran over a parked bmw, slipped on the bonnet and fell arm first through the windscreengot completely naked in the middle of the elbow room in bristol on a night outshouted "what's that coming out of your minge is it a tampon?!" to an english girl in a pub in portugalwalked to the middle of a crop circle we could see from our campsite in newquay to have a picnicill think of more later LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Im pissing myself at that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 (edited) I was at a house party a while back and some girl was totally smashed and she just passed out and she had stripped down to her bra and just had something that looked like it should be a skirt on. Everyone was poking her n not helping much so I grabbed her and fireman lifted her outside n put her on some building sand bags trying to make her come around. She started shaking n shit n her mates told me she had some condition and needed some tablets for it? I was semi drunk at this time so I decided to carry her to her house which turned out to be about 2miles away because I didn't fancy risking the £30 fine for her throwing up in a cab lol. I knocked on the door at like 1am and this dude n women come to door and I was like is this your daughter? And she was in her bra and some small skirt and they were like yes..... what are you doing with her? I was like I found her she had passed out n started shaking so her friends told me this is where she lives so I carried her here. Her mum was like THANK YOU SO MUCH PLEASE COME IN HAVE A DRINK! The dad just gave me that stare like... ' I don't trust you what have you done to my daughter.' P.S.I have no idea who she was. Edited August 15, 2006 by Freddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Pitbull Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 (edited) Through some Mayonase at a group of Jipseys out of my mates car going at 40mph, they were all stood outside a transit Van atleast 12 of them all talking, the transit van happened to be theres hense a chase. Most stupid thing ever, Vans go quite fast. Edited August 15, 2006 by Mr_Pitbull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 I was at a house party a while back and some girl was totally smashed and she just passed out and she had stripped down to her bra and just had something that looked like it should be a skirt on. Everyone was poking her n not helping much so I grabbed her and fireman lifted her outside n put her on some building sand bags trying to make her come around. She started shaking n shit n her mates told me she had some condition and needed some tablets for it? I was semi drunk at this time so I decided to carry her to her house which turned out to be about 2miles away because I didn't fancy risking the £30 fine for her throwing up in a cab lol. I knocked on the door at like 1am and this dude n women come to door and I was like is this your daughter? And she was in her bra and some small skirt and they were like yes..... what are you doing with her? I was like I found her she had passed out n started shaking so her friends told me this is where she lives so I carried her here. Her mum was like THANK YOU SO MUCH PLEASE COME IN HAVE A DRINK! The dad just gave me that stare like... ' I don't trust you what have you done to my daughter.' P.S.I have no idea who she was.your so kind will you fire mans lift me hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Last night I smashed myself in the face with a beer glass. That was pretty silly.We always come up with 'good' ideas and go cause havoc.. Here's a random evening we had not that long ago.. An evenings entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 I was at a house party a while back and some girl was totally smashed and she just passed out and she had stripped down to her bra and just had something that looked like it should be a skirt on. Everyone was poking her n not helping much so I grabbed her and fireman lifted her outside n put her on some building sand bags trying to make her come around. She started shaking n shit n her mates told me she had some condition and needed some tablets for it? I was semi drunk at this time so I decided to carry her to her house which turned out to be about 2miles away because I didn't fancy risking the £30 fine for her throwing up in a cab lol. I knocked on the door at like 1am and this dude n women come to door and I was like is this your daughter? And she was in her bra and some small skirt and they were like yes..... what are you doing with her? I was like I found her she had passed out n started shaking so her friends told me this is where she lives so I carried her here. Her mum was like THANK YOU SO MUCH PLEASE COME IN HAVE A DRINK! The dad just gave me that stare like... ' I don't trust you what have you done to my daughter.' P.S.I have no idea who she was.and you're sure you didnt cop a feel ?only jokin- that's verging on heroic that is. buy yourself a pint on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 i thought it would be funny to try and fart/shoot an icecube out my ass, i failed and couldn't get it out and had to wait for it to melt. that wasn't as funny as i thought it would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 i thought it would be funny to try and fart/shoot an icecube out my ass, i failed and couldn't get it out and had to wait for it to melt. that wasn't as funny as i thought it would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 i thought it would be funny to try and fart/shoot an icecube out my ass, i failed and couldn't get it out and had to wait for it to melt. that wasn't as funny as i thought it would be. I'm LOLing as a type this hahahaha!!!You sir, deserve a medal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 i thought it would be funny to try and fart/shoot an icecube out my ass, i failed and couldn't get it out and had to wait for it to melt. that wasn't as funny as i thought it would be.were you on your own or at a party or something?to be honest i don't know which reply would stop me losing all faith in humanity, but try your best anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 mates house. with about 5 of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 When i was in primary school i crossed the line and went into the juniors part of the field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 I'd forgotten about this till i read the ice cube thing I put naughty coke on my helmet once - it was groovy I also used to know a girl who put ecstacy up her arse instead of swallowing the pills - she reckoned it worked quicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 i reckon she was talking out of her arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 i reckon she was talking out of her arseyup, constant bloody jabbering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 I've climbed some silly things whilst good. Not a good idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCongreve Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 An evenings entertainment.'Let's play football' Looked like a funny party...gotta love drunk people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 When i was in primary school i crossed the line and went into the juniors part of the field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 me and a few others wrapped a bit of string around the outside perimeter of college once, didn't quite make it all the way around, but almost.wow, what an exciting life i lead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 I went to the beach with some of my mates, we all thought it was too cold to get a stiffy in the sea, so when I got in, I had a go. It worked, so I carried on, not noticing my mates coming over towards me while I was wacking away. turned around and was like :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Hugged a random girl on the street when my mate told me over the phone something that made me very happy. That girl walked away in a quick pace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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