MadManMike

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I'm gonna hazard a guess because you turned a post with no relation to R-Tech into an appraisal of the company?

It does have a relation to R Tech though, because we had been telling George to get his old car car mapped by R Tech for over a year and he went and got it mapped by gAyMD.. As long as he is happy that's all the matters, but I'm still going to rib him for it though.

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It does have a relation to R Tech though, because we had been telling George to get his old car car mapped by R Tech for over a year and he went and got it mapped by gAyMD.. As long as he is happy that's all the matters, but I'm still going to rib him for it though.

No, it doesn't. It had relation to him losing his key and wondering how much it'd cost to sort. The mapping convo was pretty much over.

The whole 'when you know what I've forgotten' shit is boring, as is the 'you can't know me off a forum' crap. I've never met you, and I'll keep as open a mind as possible when I do but I wont be completely able to chill all the thoughts from my subconscious that you're just an underachieving knobjockey with a little bit of knowledge and a whole lot enthusiasm for making a fool of yourself. That's completely taken from a forum, so maybe if that's not what you're like you should stop coming across like it.

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New key, cut and programmed to the car is £178. Not thaaaat bad.

Only problem being I need to get the car to them for the programming.

What a colossal f**k up!

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Find someone local with VCDS?

In 'cars that can be unlocked, started and driven without a key' news:

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Toni & Guy sponsorship soon I reckon.

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Tbf though JD that's the way you come across a lot of the time too.

I wouldn't say I was an underachiever, I was in a 30k job and my girlfriend and I had a house when I was 20, I wouldn't say I know a little but have a lot of enthusiasm, I know a lot and studied hard to get where I am, I would say I am a massive opinionated and materialistic cock with a superiority complex. But it's part of my personality, people who actually know me understand it and realise it is just a massive fascade and I am secretly dieing inside because nobody likes me.

By a means tell me I am a massive C that's cool, and I will apoligise and agree that I am a bit of a tool. However when people start bluring the boundries and saying this that and the other about me it just makes me more of a massive C and makes me dig a bigger hole. Keep ot factual and I can take the critisism, but playground pettyness like calling me a brown nose when you have nothing to base it on and no knowledge of what we are talking about is just stupid.

Love to all, xx

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Tbf though JD that's the way you come across a lot of the time too.

I wouldn't say...

I know, but I'm aware of it and so people don't really call me out on it because I don't just tell people they are wrong and am totally open to being proved wrong, no matter whether I've forgotten more about being a cunt than they know or not.

Your "I wouldn't say..." comment is exactly what I mean though - they way you come across and the way you perceive yourself are clearly 2 different things. You don't come across as someone who knows his stuff and can be respected for that, you come across as an arrogant twat who can't possibly have learned anything because you were born knowing it. It's a shame because it's clear that the people who have met you seem to like and respect you for the way you must be outside of the forum - maybe if you just transferred some of that to here and were a bit more open and conversational rather than detrimental and holier-than-thou then people would share your own opinion of yourself.

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it's clear that the people who have met you seem to like and respect you for the way you must be outside of the forum

If only :rolleyes:

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Hahaha, i don't post for a few months, come back, and Jardo is still 'causing arguments. Amazing. If only the lottery was as predictable.

In un-related news.

I'm selling this;

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3861339.htm

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And am currently driving this 2.4 Accord Type-S

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Waiting to sell car and assorted bits, then try and muster together £1300 for a set of wheels. Shit 18" are expensive when you buy real.

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Big wheels cost a fortune Si, as do tyres! You've been playing with little wheel until now :P

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JD, the reason peopele respect me outside of the internet is because I AM awesome.

You guys just need to accept it and take my word for it. ;)

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Eh, so you act like a cunt on here on purpose and when people pull you up on acting like a cunt you get all defensive about it?

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STOP THE PRESS!

Jardo in 'not getting the point' shocker.

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Eh, so you act like a cunt on here on purpose and when people pull you up on acting like a cunt you get all defensive about it?

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No not at all, in the real world the things I say and the way I say them would have context. On the intenet I am just another faceless opinion that you guys don't care about.

But usually when people have met me they understand that I might say some stupid shit and be a bit mental but actually I have my head screwed on and I am a pretty nice guy despite what they want to think.

I am fed up with arguing with you guys over it, I come on here and apart from Robin I am the most informative and helpful poster in this thread. Any question, and help, amy information I am the first one to try and give a proper informative answer and help out. I may sugar coat it in some crazy bollocks, but f**k you guys because there isn't a single person who has posted in this thread that I haven't helped out at one point. f**k me, I even offered to do a head gasket on JD's Golf once!

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f**k me, I even offered to do a head gasket on JD's Golf once!

One of the reasons I really want to like you regardless of the fact we haven't met. I'm doing my bit in pointing out how you can not be "another faceless opinion that you guys don't care about" (because there's plenty of people on here I'd regard as mates that I haven't met, and plenty of those that I have met that I'd consider close friends) but if you can't be arsed to just put some effort in then f**k it. It's as frustrating my end as it must be for you when you give car advice that gets ignored on here.

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Tbf though JD that's the way you come across a lot of the time too.

The difference though is that when JD admits he's been being a bit of a dick to someone he doesn't try and wear it like a badge of honour. I've seen it countless times here where you seem to almost be proud of acting like a fanny, and it's that pride in knowing you're being a dick as well as actually being a dick that riles people. The reason people might feel they sort of have the measure of you in that sense is because not only have you repeatedly done that kind of thing online, but people who know you/are your friends in real life have said on here that you can be a dick that way in real life too. Again, you seem to treat that as being a good thing or almost bragging about it, and that's when it again exacerbates the whole feeling people have against you. We all know "Loveable c**ts" in real life, and it seems like you're trying to almost play up to that kind of role, but it doesn't really work if you don't really do much of the "loveable" side as well.

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bored of reading gay bashing now, so...

looking to get my A3 tdi 140 remapped, its none DSg so dont have to worry about that crap, wheres best (obvisoully gunna get R Tech)

from either portsmouth or Ipswich

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For dizzles I'd just go with Revo or something, Niki doesn't seem to be THAT amazing at diesels. You still in Portsmouth Gaz?

*errr just seen Portsmouth lol I'd go to JKM.

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GO TO R TECH GO TO R TECH GO TO R TECH GO TO R TECH GO TO R TECH GO TO R TECH...

JOKES

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It was a joke, I even put joke in white just for you, and heres the international joke smiley :P

Peace x

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Thanks, the smiley makes it all better.

x

:P

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Truth be told Gaz, you may well get a better map at R-tech, but for your needs, and the minimal notable difference, I'd sling it into JKM for a Revo map

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have looked at JKM for ease, but rarely go home now so have to make a trip with revo do their £100 off deal. they quote 185bhp but we'll see, end of the day its only my mile muncher

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Shiny shiny

EDIT: here's a full car pic too :)

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P.S I know my coilies aren't level, sorting that next weekend at long last.

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What happened to the rest of this thread?

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What happened to the rest of this thread?

I was going to ask the same, but I thought it may have been covered and I'm too lazy to check.

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