JD™

The last time I wanted a requested picture this much I was probably 16 and holding a sock. I’m not currently holding a sock, or 16 Your f**king veg patch Dave. Upload a picture. Stick to one of your values of transparency rather than talking through a filter of drug fuelled bullshit. It’s so frustrating, because I respect people who believe in stuff as much as you seem to - even if I completely disagree with their beliefs like I do with yours. But you lost all potential of that respect by talking the talk and then f**king off for 6 months when asked to walk the walk. You don’t even talk the talk that well.

I don’t think I’ve ever had that many pending messages, you popular thing you.

You’re so popular.

I do: /r/niceguys

The food you grow. A picture. It’s not difficult. You lot just love to take the high ground (f**king LOL at mentioning your IQ by the way, which one of the elite tests did you take, designed by the elite you so depise?) but then won’t come through with a shred of personal evidence to back up the simplest claim. Feeding yourself isn’t groundbreaking, and you’re against secrets, so why the secretism about your setup?

Dave. You get what transparency means, right? If you’re so transparent, let’s see a pic of your fungus patch. No, not that one, the one you grow your food in. Stop being so opaque to a real simple request for information from Luke - being as transparency is what you’re all about.

He’s actually leading the “number of converts” table among his peers too, with a whopping zero converts. I’m going to regret this, but why is crypto currency bad Dave? I thought you were against centralisation and the Rothschilds owning enough that they can poison us from the skies?

That’s exactly what a robot would write about watching a human, and exactly how a robot would write it. I still have my doubts about you, Rusevelt.

Great vid Karl, and awesome riding as ever from Cocky

Also, don't expect to end up in a relationship. There is the chance that you'll be alone forever.

I've been working on getting ready for the arrival of a log cabin I'll be using as a brewery. It was originally meant to turn up on Tuesday, but they cancelled because of the snow. Pain in the arse, because I'd taken the day off and it was a great day here for filming for the progress on the YouTube channel. Never mind though, they re-organised for today and said they'd be here at 7:30am. That's also a pain in the arse, because for the first time in yonks Mrs D has gone out for the weekend leaving me and the little 'un on our own. So we get up at 6ish this morning so we can get through all the morning stuff before the arrival time. They're still not here, and the office isn't open on Sundays to find out what's going on. Very frustrating.

If they can’t take a complaint they should probably go back to squirting water out of flowers anyway.

Conversation Street is still in but they had actual celebrities doing actual interviews, as well as laps around a circuit. As far as I was concerned it was very much more like their final series of Top Gear and there’s not much wrong with that.

Fiat Multipla

Two vans, and when it’s £150k worth of kit you get a hotel with a secure lockup, or you get an extra room for the bikes. That’s without adding in the fact it’s someone else’s kit. Unacceptable.

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I don’t think my wife will ever notice that I got drawn in by a Black Friday deal...

LIES

Jeez Dan, you’re just a cog in the lizard machine.

Naturally agreeing with Jolfa makes me want to grab a tin foil hat and cure people with hopes and wishes.

I think it'd look swell without the Spank logos.

Not so guilty pleasure of Casey Neistat SV Seeker because the guys building a f**king boat on his lawn in a landlocked state. Matt Malone for Sim Racing silliness RaceSpotTV for more serious Sim Racing stuff I Build It and I Like To Make Stuff for DIY Colin Furze for 'health and safety?'

Yea it's all tongue in cheek. We've just finally bought a place, doing small stuff around the house now is great knowing it's ours. Although your improvement isn't to my tastes, I can see how it's a massive deal because it's a big improvement. Enjoy!

You guys are so exciting. (he says...)

I had to replace the seal on the one at the old place before we left. That's a job I'd rather not do again...