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  1. toca 2? you really want an analogue controller for that - it's a bit on the simulationy side but isn't too difficult. you ought to be able to find it for about £2 as well cos its old. and of course. rollcage / rollcage2 the finest racing games ever produced - if you find them, let me know
  2. bumping this on the grounds that I actually had to research the answer
  3. for 800 quid you want a pc. no question. I'd go with everything Tomm said but I'd add a bunch of swearing about how macs are gay and you might as well just run linux
  4. they don't just stretch when they're new though. my shadow's almost a year old and it's still at it
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    Off The Rails

    goodgood, I was worried I'd poisoned you both. Maybe wait for me to try that rail hop into chesterton road for the bail video? even if i make the gap (unlikely) I'll probably get hit by a car. anyway - on topic. yay! video.
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    Off The Rails

    woop! how do i put this? you're a f**king badass questions... why the hell wasn't the bail at the job centre in there? were you on the bog for two days after I cooked that chickpea thing? I know I was
  7. open notepad copy& paste this into it Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") objShell.Run "explorer.exe c:\porn" , 1 objShell.Run "explorer.exe " & objShell.SpecialFolders.Item("MyDocuments"), 1 objShell.Run "explorer.exe " & objShell.SpecialFolders.Item("Desktop"), 1 objShell.Run "explorer.exe " & objShell.SpecialFolders.Item("MyDocuments") & "\porn", 1 save the file as mylovelyshortcutthatopenslotsoffolders.vbs or something When you double click on it, 4 explorer windows will magically open - one on your c:\porn folder, one on your documents, one on your desktop and one on your other porn folder. delete and edit things as required - if you balls it up don't come running to me
  8. you'll really get hit by the disk speeds on the laptop with video editing. I'd spend the money on making your desktop faster if you want to do that sort of thing more than once a year
  9. I believe it officially becomes public as soon as somebody walks in. it's a bit f**ked up though - if that''d been his wife would he have had to sign the register?
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    Computer

    pay attention to that. then run a 64bit operating system so you actually notice the difference.
  11. anamorphic stuff is more of a real-life video thing so I wouldn't be surprised if you had difficulty with formats (or players for that matter) supporting it. have you tried outputting a quicktime instead? if that doesn't work your best fix is probably to stretch in FC and output a square pixel movie - that's all the playback would do anyway.
  12. i had to put local. prezzo in cambridge. You can get a pizza with a fried egg in the middle that's so fine I cry when I think about it. costs about 12 quid for a plate sized pizza but it's well worth it plus they do some superb wine and you get to sit at a proper table with a tablecloth and waitresses. franchise pizza wise... pizza express is the only one worth eating at - everything else is an insult to food.
  13. shimano might make one for their race cranks - otherwise no, I don't think you can surely some random DH company make them
  14. take an angle grinder to the BBshell ?
  15. it's tendencies thankyou very much I think we're all in agreement - this could be a worldwide forum first.
  16. awww dude, that sucks still - you'll steam through it next time if you didnt have any naughty points by 30 minutes in.
  17. This isn't an excuse to post porn, it's a sociological thing (or whatever)... Anyway, I was looking at pictures of scantily clad ladies on t'interweb the other night and I noticed that I often don't bother looking at some ladies on the grounds that they're too perfect. I found this a little odd at first so I thought about it and it occurred to me that if a face is too (conventionally) perfect perhaps it can lack character and as a result not be all that attractive. discuss (and do try not to post any pictures of naked 12 year olds)...
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    Laptop Help

    Acer seem good, Asus are also good for the money - I'm very happy with my f3 apart from the fact you can't read the writing on the keys in bad lighting. laptopsdirect.co.uk are pretty cheap and are also legit
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    Sleep

    you'll get hit - really hard. it hurts for fecking ages afterwards
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    Sleep

    I did 90 hours during my degree project with nothing more than weed and coffee to keep me going - Things got pretty f**king weird after the 60 hour mark. I fell asleep on the sofa and muy sister held a lighter to my big toenail for a fair while before i woke up in agony and punched her in the kidneys
  21. Ive had the demo going with everything on medium on the work machine at a perfectly good frame rate (2.7 core 2 duo, 2gb, with a 256mb gf7900gs) it stuttered a lot while loading bits of level but I put that down to not having rebooted the machine in a fortnight and running max in the background. Looks to me to be a pretyy scalable engine - like the hl2 one really, that'll run on virtually anything
  22. and you can sit down without getting splinters now
  23. clockwise first then anti-clockwise i guess that means I think with my wang first then my brain
  24. it is, I've just put it back on my laptop and I'm having a wonderful time trying to pick up busloads of hookers also FEAR is bloody good Halflife2 is bloody good Crysis is looking good - got the demo and had a quick rag at work yesterday, it's not out yet though and needs a serious machine Stalker is nice, quite slow paced
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