Barbara Logan-Price Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 (edited) Right Im bored so post up pictures of the weapons you may have or something along those lines which you would use to protect yourself if they had a knife. so fire away Edit: My weapon of choice Editx2: i can see this thread showing who the nutters in the forum are :| Edited June 9, 2008 by Alex_davies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 (edited) Baseball Bat, in the kneecaps. Carbon Fibre one probably! Or - grab some of my teddies and throw them and him/her... Edited June 9, 2008 by Hendrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Fried Rice Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Panic room ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Forhead and two fists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Forhead and two fists No one's stupid enough to break into a house with you in it Danny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted June 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Forhead and two fists solid i think a casual stab would probs get thrust upon thee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max-t Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 (edited) + Burn mother f**ker, burn Edited June 9, 2008 by max-t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 (edited) No one's stupid enough to break into a house with you in it Danny Haha solid i think a casual stab would probs get thrust upon thee Lol, Weapons are lame. Lets picture this, someone's broke into your house. They havnt seen you yet, you dive on them from behind, there face down, can't do f**k all with a knife if their face down, get the knife out there hands then proceed from there with fists and forhead However, if your in a situation where there in front of you, say 6ft away, their obviously gonna' make the first move cause they've broke in your house, most house robbers are amatuers with a knife, when they swing for you, grab their hand, boot to the bollocks....I'll let you decide how it goes. Edited June 9, 2008 by Danny Kearns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Metal chair leg next to my bed. to be honest Im even more amature at fighting than any robber so all this grabbing there hand with a knife in shit int gunna work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted June 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Haha Lol, Weapons are lame. Lets picture this, someone's broke into your house. They havnt seen you yet, you dive on them from behind, there face down, can't do f**k all with a knife if their face down, get the knife out there hands then proceed from there with fists and forhead However, if your in a situation where there in front of you, say 6ft away, their obviously gonna' make the first move cause they've broke in your house, most house robbers are amatuers with a knife, when they swing for you, grab their hand, boot to the bollocks....I'll let you decide how it goes. bondage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max-t Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Haha They havnt seen you yet, you dive on them from behind, there face down, can't do f**k all with a knife if their face down, get my cock out, then proceed from there, giving them a stabbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoNnY__Mc Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Danny has obviously been in this situation before I think any theive would shit one if they seen him running towards them!! I don't know what I would use, probly the first thing I could find! Be funny if I ran at them with a pillow though!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 probly just shout, and they run off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 (edited) Danny has obviously been in this situation before I think any theive would shit one if they seen him running towards them!! I don't know what I would use, probly the first thing I could find! Be funny if I ran at them with a pillow though!! *Walks up with hand in pillow* You - I've got a gun! Robber - No you haven't, you're bluffing... You - No, really, I'll shoot you! Robber - Go on then, shoot me. *You run away screaming mummy and hide under the sheets* Edited June 9, 2008 by Hendrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomR Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Grab the air pistol and baseball bat, surprise them wiith a hail of semi auto pellets and bosh them over the head. Obviously, that's assuming i wasn't whimpering in the corner hoping they don't stab me. If they were just wandering off with the TV i'd let them, they could be any sort of nutter. Got a few knives about too, pretty blunt but they're shiny enough to scare anyone whos unarmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Tom* Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Probably my chin up bar, if i could get it out the door frame fast enough.. if not probably shit a brick and try to stop them some how, or hide lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 A phone... Followed by a 999 dial. Or am i been too sensible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Winton. Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 ive to some zoo bars next to my bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroMatt Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 You guys a jokers, why not just get some antipersonnel mines whilst you are at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 looking around, I got a 5 inch Opinel on my bedside table, that would probably be the first thing I'd grab. also got a replica musket in my wardrobe which would probably hurt quite alot if you took it over the head! Actually, My bedroom is full of potential weapons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 I keep a small metal bar next to my bed - when I had a flat age 18 some guy was booting my back door, proper scared I was... Since then I've stayed tooled up. I heard breaking glass not long ago at like 3am so walked downstairs silently with the bar in my hand. I could see two eyes in the darkness and I turned on the light to see my dog wagging her tail by a smashed pint glass that she knocked off a table... Dumb animal Anyway yeah, that's my weapon of choice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 If there was someone broke into my house, either my brother or myself would go for the telescopic police baton in his room and start breaking bones if the tits were too stupid to run away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boswell Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 I'm not joking either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hI-OOPS-CAPS Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 my pet keeps me safe at night i took this when he was having a little outdoor play (and also i searched for vicious in google image and you wouldnt believe the stuff coming up, with safe search off obviously) my weapon of choice would be maybe metal mallet or hammer. but if someone was braking in id be probably be angered and aggresive to begin with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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