Diz Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 (edited) I know this is random but its something thats concerned me for some time. When you take a slash, are you supposed to pee noisily in the water and risk splash back, or are you supposed to go for the silent stealth approach and pee round the bowl? Obviously somewhere within the bowl is desirable unless you enjoy cleaning up pee off the floor. Just wondering what your thoughts are on this. Also, sometimes pee smells like sugar puffs but cant think of any other foods it smells like...any ideas? Edited June 17, 2008 by Diz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Bath tub? No noisey water to splash in (unless someone's using it while your pissing) and its hard to miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diz Posted June 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Good call. Sinks are also quite good although depending on the height, you may have to go on tip toes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR_Trials Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Add say round the bowl, thats how i play it, unless its a house full of other lads... There's nothing more unmanly than a silent piss, other than walking around with your balls between your legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Good call. Sinks are also quite good although depending on the height, you may have to go on tip toes! I've never met a sink that's too high, one of the perks of being tall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Aston Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Also, sometimes pee smells like sugar puffs but cant think of any other foods it smells like...any ideas? yes i find that a lot even if i haven't been eating sugar puffs. depends on time of day if iv woken up in the middle of the night has to be silent approach as to not risk waking anyone up other wise normally just go for the water. joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 The real trick is to do it lying in the bath, across to the bog, without spilling any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Around the bowl at night, im actually the shittest pisser ever though so sit down usually lol = gayboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearded Midget Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 The real trick is to do it lying in the bath, across to the bog, without spilling any. lol i needed something to make me laugh today and yeh im pretty sketchy, sit down appraoch usually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I thought you were mena piss on the floor around the toilet ? Some kind of sacred deceration ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I flush the handle just as i start pissing and race the water. Also, pissing in the cistern is funny because when the next person flushes, it flushes piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I flush the handle just as i start pissing and race the water. LOL i used to do that when i was like 8 haa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 pissing in the cistern is funny because when the next person flushes, it flushes piss. You b*****d! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I flush the handle just as i start pissing and race the water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 if people are asleep I go for a stealth slash, but if blokes are in the vicinity i try an make the noisiest amount of splashing as possible to authoritise my manlyness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Always round the rim. Unless you are at a wall urinal, where it is required you make as much noise and splash as possible to prove you are a man to other users of the urinal you are the ALPHA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamAllen Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 if people are asleep I go for a stealth slash, but if blokes are in the vicinity i try an make the noisiest amount of splashing as possible to authoritise my manlyness. To true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diz Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 I'm liking the alpha male approach. Also the idea of racing the flush...i'm gonna go and try that one out. What happens though if you end up having a massive piss and the flush beats you? Do you walk away hanging your head in shame or do you just man up and flush again hoping that the next attempt will be more successful? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_addison Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Do you devote your life to how you piss or something DIZ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diz Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Almost. It generally goes: Trials / Piss / Poo and then sleep. I'm just putting the questions out there i know everyones been thinking about but was afraid to ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomer Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Fit this bad boy and never worry about pissing again. well you still have to piss but you get my point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diz Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Awesome...thats proper stealth! You could pee and no-one need ever know. Although imagine taking a slash into that whilst riding and then you fell off...messy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 (edited) if people are asleep I go for a stealth slash, but if blokes are in the vicinity i try an make the noisiest amount of splashing as possible to authoritise my manlyness. such truth Edited June 14, 2008 by Ash-Kennard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Add say round the bowl, thats how i play it, unless its a house full of other lads... There's nothing more unmanly than a silent piss, other than walking around with your balls between your legs. LMFAO, what he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr ailsbury Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Fit this bad boy and never worry about pissing again. well you still have to piss but you get my point... my old photography lecturer at college had one of them. We called him piss bag dave LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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