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Keep having some brill dreams.

Other night I had a dream I was driving a Lancia Dedra turbo fast through some scenery that looked like the Grand Canyon and then met lance Armstrong and we discussed how the rear quarter panel on my car that was yellow doesn't match the rest of the metallic blue car.

Last night I dreamt I played football for Sheffield Wednesday at hillsborough in a packed stadium on the right wing when the manager took a flyer to play me and I bossed it in the cup against hull. We all Walked round the pitch at the end and a black player gave a suprised randomer a Christian cross he was wearing. We then all sat down and waited for the cup draw to be made and we got Rotherham. After that I left with a mate cause she wanted me to help her buy her some alloys for her car.

I have some other mad dreams I may post later.

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I can actually only remember about 4 dreams, one was I met a very nice lady in a field and fornicated, the other night I had a dream about being in a plane museum then being chased for jumping on a display, the manual dream and by far the best dream ever was when I flew an F16, oh my christ it was insane.

I can barely remember then except the f16 one, I could tell you the plane was painted in orange tiger camo, I was wearing jeans and a tee but wore the helmet. It was sooooo weird and cool!

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Another strange one last night.

I was in Poland with a mate from work at a car meet. I spotted inur's/greeting's m3 and and we were looking round it for ages and then inur came out and we started chatting. Then me and my mate realised a load of my mates were on holiday on Poland and suddenly they turned up. We then all went to the top of this tower where you could see a track with lots of cars going round and it it had very strange cushions around the windows.

Can I just say I've never met inur I just recognised his car haha and it was pretty awesome too :P

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Had a dream I was at Radfest, but it wasn't at Barrowfarm. There was a speed trial competition and I entered. There was no set course you just had to get to the finish line. It came to me and Danny Macaskill competing and I was all like 'oh no' but then I ended up winning. He then started bitching away saying that I hadn't followed the course and I was all like 'lol calm down Danny'. Eventually Jack Meek said I won fairly and that Danny would have to take a chill pill which was a real thing.

Then I woke up for a minute then had another where my cousin got stabbed in an alley we were walking down. I ran after the murderer but he got away and when I came back her body had turned into an upside down skateboard that couldn't be moved from the ground. I was all upset about this, and when I looked up I saw the autistic girl that I spent most of my time with when I did work experience at a primary school 2 years ago and she was just like a statue but I could see her breathing. If anyone wants to analyse that one...

Weird night for dreams.

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I've got another belter, can't remember the full story but it basically involved Billy Mitchell and Ian Beale off Eastenders. They were having a table footy tournament to which the loser was gonna suffer some terrible fate. Then Beale said he wanted to change game and went for the pro option he'd recently purchased (note 1) which happened to be a table tennis table. He then thought he was gonna school Billy till I told everyone watching that Billy was a table tennis champion from when he was in prison (note 2) as he played it a lot inside. Then the missus woke me up.

1. I read on facebook the other day a post JD made about fifty6 being far too pro for their little table football table so he decided to get more serious which is where this came from.

2. A local guy served time a while back to take the fall for someone else dealing drugs, whilst in prison (as weird as this may sound) he played a lot of water polo and got really good at it.

When it comes to bizarre dreams I am king, and barely any are ever about bikes or trials of any sort!

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  • 2 weeks later...

Must stop watching X Files, lead to another belter last night.

At some point I had seen a pile of dead aliens stacked up. Next thing I remember was getting home (my uncles house down the road but in my dream it was my house) and my wife asking me where I'd been and what I been upto. I knew that she was in on this conspiracy and was some kind of alien government spy and I was really scared and just wanted to get out the house, I kept coming up with excuses until I got her to head to the back door which is when I took my shoes off (to run faster obviously) and made a break for the front door. I ran down the street and round onto a footpath that goes down the side of the row of houses and hid behind a 3ft high fence in the hope my wife would keep running down the road. Then I turned and she's actually stood right behind me after going out the back door cause she knew I was trying to escape. I was lay on the floor trembling with fear whilst she was just reassuring me with a really weird look in her eyes as if I didn't know she was an alien.

Absolutely scared the crap out of me and woke me up, that's the 2nd X Files related dream I've had since I started watching them from the beginning the other week.

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i had a dream the other night i was in a casino full of strippers playing poker and i walked outside and started talking to one of the strippers, then 3 polish people stole my phone so i chased them, caught one and beat him up then ran after the other two down the bypass, was weird but cool.

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Another weird one last night. One bit involved me saving a drunk girl from getting kicked out a casino, I walked her home an as we got near my uncles house down the road her boyfriend got out a car with another woman. He followed her into her house when her other half came downstairs, shut his front door and kicked this guys ass inside. I walked back up the road to my uncles and started talking to Dan Cox about the trial and looked at the pictures and results which had been stuck on the outside of my uncles house. My cousin then told me him and his brother didn't have their trials bikes so had taken Dan to Bones skatepark instead as it was close to Leeds.

Ended with me waking up in a house with my wife and her sisters. I left them all in bed and went outside in my pants to see JD in his new house which shared garden. He was struggling to lock his new double doors so I ran across to say I could adjust them as I used to be a window fitter but JD couldn't talk.

Then I woke up, another belter!

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Another weird one last night. One bit involved me saving a drunk girl from getting kicked out a casino, I walked her home an as we got near my uncles house down the road her boyfriend got out a car with another woman. He followed her into her house when her other half came downstairs, shut his front door and kicked this guys ass inside. I walked back up the road to my uncles and started talking to Dan Cox about the trial and looked at the pictures and results which had been stuck on the outside of my uncles house. My cousin then told me him and his brother didn't have their trials bikes so had taken Dan to Bones skatepark instead as it was close to Leeds.

Ended with me waking up in a house with my wife and her sisters. I left them all in bed and went outside in my pants to see JD in his new house which shared garden. He was struggling to lock his new double doors so I ran across to say I could adjust them as I used to be a window fitter but JD couldn't talk.

Then I woke up, another belter!

Keep off the cheese man :P

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Shit's getting weirder, last night after a bizarre Christmas dinner dream I was riding out front of my Dads house with Ross McArthur and another lad on a Pashley who said he was too old to be riding comps and was worried people would be laughing at him. I had a go of Ross' Marino which had a super steep head angle with black Pashley forks, new Shimano Saint front hydraulic rim brake and a rear 6 pot disc running 6 round heatsink yellow pads which were stupidly powerful.

We were messing about on the old ramp I made out of a kids slide as seen here

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I dreamed a dude I used to know came round and he took a magic mushroom and he f**ked around like a tripping person would. He graffitied my house a bit so I beat the shit out of him. My dream punches were so slow... If I punch people in a dream it doesn't seem to hurt them.

I also had a dream I saw some kid bullying another kid so I punched him too. :ermm: I don't normally have such violent dreams.

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Shit's getting weirder, last night after a bizarre Christmas dinner dream I was riding out front of my Dads house with Ross McArthur and another lad on a Pashley who said he was too old to be riding comps and was worried people would be laughing at him. I had a go of Ross' Marino which had a super steep head angle with black Pashley forks, new Shimano Saint front hydraulic rim brake and a rear 6 pot disc running 6 round heatsink yellow pads which were stupidly powerful.

We were messing about on the old ramp I made out of a kids slide as seen here

You spend too much time on here!

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I had a lucid dream the other night. A dream where you realise you are dreaming and are then able to control the dream. A common test to tell if you are dreaming is to take a second look at something. In reality it would look the same but often in a dream it will be different. I thought the words "this is a lucid dream" and decided to test it by seeing if I could run down the street, take off and fly. It worked for a while until my thoughts wandered and I woke up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dream

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Lucid dreams are the best! I had a small dream in the drowsy stages of this morning, where I did a G turn on a carbon road bike down a spiral ramp.

I watched the Brumotti video on here a last night, and I think combined it with Chris Akrigg's stoppie down the stairs which I also watched last night. Needless to say, it was awesome :P

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