dngr2self Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 My wonderful housemate has been helping himself to our stuff in the kitchen since we got here, but given that he generally bought the same butter we use (girlfriend can't have dairy, it matters) so we stole it back and I can forgive a slice (or most of a loaf) of bread here and there, I've been pretty passive about it. Drinking a case of 6 nice beers though, is too far Oh yeah, the missus also made a fancy dairy free chocolate cake that cost her about £12 to make, left it on the side under tin foil after eating a bit, he put it in the bin... Poison the b*****d. A serious case of food poisoning might make him think twice. Either that or kick him down the stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 (edited) Too late, we'll hopefully never see the c*nt again Edited September 6, 2015 by Jolfa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 Next doors cat is such an evil fanny. Ted went out for his evening toilet movements, cat was sat on the fence, hissed at Ted then threw himself at him. I dunno what he caught him with either tooth or claw but Ted is pretty shaken by it. It's about an inch long and stretched quite wide where it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forteh Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 (edited) That's claw not tooth, tooth would be puncture marks. Cats can be viscous bastards when cornered, poor Ted Edit: The wife says flush it out with cooled boiled water and leave it for now and vets tomorrow for stitching. Edited September 6, 2015 by forteh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 Yeah we've washed it quite well with warm water, will go back over with cooled boiled water. Cheers! Stupid cat, this things horrid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waybe2014 Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 Get the neighbour to pay the vet bills 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 I don't see the fascination people have with cats. What is it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 I don't see the fascination people have with cats. What is it? They're so shit. As days go by I hate cats more and love dogs more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Cats look after themselves, dogs don't, cats win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Oh well, in that case... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forteh Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 I love cats but some can be utterly horrid shits - just like humans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Cats are generally zero f**ks given, so they make for easier pets. I do prefer dogs though, I reckon they're more rewarding. Shame we can't have pets where we live (And because we're both out at work for way too long each day), I'd love a chocolate Labrador. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 We only ever had 1 cat when I was younger and it was a major thunder fanny. That thing put me off. Ted's shaved, cleaned out and stapled up so he's looking healthy again. My wallets not though . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forteh Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Not insured? I wouldn't have a dog without insurance, especially an expensive pedigree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 My neighbour was cat sitting another neighbour’s cat while they were on holiday. It ended up being hit by a car and sat by the side of the road for a couple of days. We knocked on the sitter’s door to let them know. We walked round to show them where it was. The neighbour retrieved it, picked it up and it was as stiff as a board. I laughed for about a week thinking about the position it had died in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 ^ willy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Not insured? I wouldn't have a dog without insurance, especially an expensive pedigree. Yeah he's insured, just a case of claiming it back later unfortunately. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forteh Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Didn't think you would be so daft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Poor shaven whippet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forteh Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 (edited) Poor shaven whippet with a bloody gash Could be taken so far out of context! Edited September 7, 2015 by forteh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali C Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 just thought I'd defend cats a little and give a reason why they rock. Firstly I'll tell you why dogs suck: They shit on the floor for people to step in and ride through. They have hair rather than fur, it's not as soft or nice. Their hair is greasy, I hate stroking dogs as it feels like I've wiped my hands on a smelly oily rag, I have to wash my hands if I touch a dog. They'll love anyone with food no matter if that person is a dick or not. They need walks because they are too daft to take care of themselves. They fart and their breath stinks. Cats are awesome because: They are super soft to touch and wash regularly so are not greasy. They bury their shit out of the way. They can go outside and have fun on their own. They are like people and if you're nice to them then they'll be nice back and they'll be super loyal and affectionate. They purr. They're cuter. I don't dislike dogs (though there are some breeds out there I have no idea why anyone would ever want to own (although I think I'd happily have a Pug or Boston Terrier)) but cats are just more sophisticated, one way I can put it is that dogs are Americans and cats are British. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forteh Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 (edited) They are like people and if you're nice to them then they'll be nice back and they'll be super loyal and affectionate. Absolutely this, Taj my oldest cat sleeps on my pillow every single night, follows me round the house and goes to bed when I do. If I sit at my computer he is asleep in my lap within 5 minutes. Considering he was a wild barn kitten and now at 13 years old is still wary/scared of strangers he is the most loyal cat I've known Going to be gutted when I do finally lose him in the next 5 years or so but then I'll be able to play with new kitten Edited September 7, 2015 by forteh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali C Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 My cat got to 22 so you may have a good few years left yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forteh Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 (edited) I know but if I expect him to make 18 then I will be extra happy when he does go on for longer Given that his diet in the past has included quite a lot of bolognese, curry, pizza and chilli (basically he loves anything with cheese, garlic or tomatoes), he suffered a suspect minor stroke a few months back and appears to be a little senile then I'm still aware that he has been in far from peak physical condition as far as cats go! Edited September 7, 2015 by forteh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff costello Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 cats rule, dogs drool. case closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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