Luke Rainbird Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 London is so unbelievably overhyped it's ridiculous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 I do love walking around it, you do get a decent vibe in the touristy places when it's lovely and hot but other than that it's a whole world of nope from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Did a 10k race today. Now I have an intense pain in my buttock, and not just because running is gay. Turns out it seems I now have a sciatic nerve injury and I can't walk. Winning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsMatt Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Trials is getting boring again, typical august thing I think.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 New job’s been going pretty alright actually and I’m earning enough to move out. But I’ve heard the words ‘good weekend?’ about sixty times this morning and it’s making me want to throw something at something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 You'll get used to it... mundane office chat is given on a Monday. Just mentioned weird stuff like dogging and people will stop asking. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Good weekend? How's the weather up/down there? Up to anything at the weekend? Any holidays planned? Roll on Friday Amongst others. I don't like to think how many times I've had the same conversation with someone over the last 11 years of working here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 I usually get, "were you out on your gay bike with your gay biking friends"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 I usually get, "were you out in your gay car with your gay car friends"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 What really gets me is being asked on Friday what I'm doing over the weekend and then the first question on Monday being what I did. What I want to say is just use my answer from Friday and just change the tense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 It's because they don't really give a f**k or listen xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 New job’s been going pretty alright actually and I’m earning enough to move out. But I’ve heard the words ‘good weekend?’ about sixty times this morning and it’s making me want to throw something at something else. The most depressing conversation I'd hear every Monday: "Good weekend?" "Yes thanks." "What did you do?" "Not much... you know..." I spent 95% of my office time wanting to kill people, imagining throwing mugs of coffee across the room and replacing office safety notices with ones I'd made myself in MS Paint. Then I left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 I get that kind of conversation with the marketing department, but we're all pretty close mates with similar interest in production (developers, designers and testers) so conversation is generally pretty good around our end of the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 The guys who ask me questions like the one I posted are actually the decent guys and are just taking the piss. Most people just look at the floor as they walk past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 "Yeah my weekend was OK, had to have my cat put down... well, I say put down, I mean I just kept punching it until it stopped breathing." That should stop the mundane chat. People will think you're a complete arsehole, but it avoid answering the same questions every Monday... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Replacing anything on my car. I know it needs done, but hate having to spend my cash on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Replacing anything on my car. I know it needs done, but hate having to spend my cash on it. Whats needing done? ...Still to do my hand brake :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Not angry, more annoyed. I've made a mistake. I shaved my beard off. And now the dog's got more of a beard than me, and I don't feel very manly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 How did it look beforehand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 About five minutes before I shaved it off. I've had a beard for nearly two years now. I look like a child without any form of facial hair. Facial joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Those are some pretty sweet jeans btw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Your cat had more of a beard before you got rid, don't kid yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 The couple upstairs are doing shouting about things, like growing up and f**k you and so on. I'd shut the windows so I can't hear them, but it's august, so it's 25C+ in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Your cat had more of a beard before you got rid, don't kid yourself. So does yo mama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george_seamons Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 You need less product in your hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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