Davetrials Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 i loved simon to!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 iiiiiiiim confused lareadyim going bed to nite mr mrashmellwo- Davetrials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Hahahahahahaa I think Dave is the funiest person EVER when drunk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 weyhey, that was fun!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 well f**k me just popped down the local for a few bevies, just got home after going to some club where a mate challanged me to a (free) shot contest, now i feel like im gonna chuck up my cheesy chipss lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipkickbs Posted June 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Tipsy, basically just bumping the thread as people need to drink more booze and post in here.Your stories amuse me.POST!Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Hahaha you need to stop telling him Its always a bad thing the next day when you go on trials forum theres a topic about you being gay or something but how do we know that it isn't you and you use joe as an excuse?I have not got a clue what he is talking about ..why would i make a topic saying " im gay "....beats me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 (edited) Feel good story here went out on the piss with some mates (mainly alternative types) left the bay horse (alternative pub) at close and went to que pasa (chavvy place, but cheap shots) so we partied there until close, we all left but my mate matt was abit shit faced so he sat on a bench after leaving, just after sitting down some fat fanny comes and twats my mate one round the face (bloody mouth n all) so after this about 4 hench "alternative blokes" chase this C unt down, after a while they lose him but i saw him so i phoned my mate steve because i saw him, who caught up with him and kicked the absolute shit out of him with a couple of others.GREAT f**kING NIGHTben Edited June 30, 2006 by Ben Cox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 hahahahahaa, your mums gayu.my head hurts and i havent even woke up yet. but I did stick my topngue in some girls mouth for the first time in a year, girlfriends eh? and she bity my tongue,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 hahahahahaa, your mums gayu.my head hurts and i havent even woke up yet. but I did stick my topngue in some girls mouth for the first time in a year, girlfriends eh? and she bity my tongue,. Dan, you leg-end (you decide wether your the foot or the arse) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 she bit you?maybe she infected you with virile POZZ blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 she bit you?maybe she infected you with virile POZZ blood. 'Most disturbing messageboard EVER' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 (edited) Ooops please ignore me :$ I know im quoted but still lol :$ Edited July 2, 2006 by PaRtZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 all of yoou can fucj off you have ni sensse fo huunour oomg you all had a go when i said byu dust cap was cross trhreade and like "o no getg a steel one etc. gezzzzgo out andget f**komg pissed and shag as many girls as poss. thats the wayto live I'm joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipkickbs Posted July 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Wow, m8's 18th, i aqm smashed, called some guy a twat for tryin 2 rob my ha and he did notjin!!! what a fag, i wud hav fighted hi until his arm turned into a sponge made of paper macheeeeeeee ennit! Ea, im drunk as fcuk, pleasr excuse my french, Ian 'no rules' evanss!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 1pond a pint of stella and i'm f**king trashedddddddd many happy returnds to gingr mofo, it was hif mo 'f**kin bifday american girl on't xscp;ool exchange . cant imagine that veing bad. much drfunkensness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 oosjh mgan f**king shitfatced right hdere, tloo much netgfwcastle brown ale/ fosters/ aftgershock/ sambhuca/ jd's/ random green stufffuchking ga ynight so had randoms touching my arse! nbunbch of wanykertsBennm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 I think they are all off now apart from exams. My step-sister came up to me this morning and said 'do i have an exam today?' How the f**k am i supposed to know? shows how much some people care edit How anyone can enter their house, log on to a computer (Remembering their password if necessary), open internet explorer, go on trials forum and use a keyboard and a mouse to any level of compus mentus when absolutely pissed amazes me. They're either faking it to look cool or not drunk enoughI have my details saved, I turn the pc on and just have to open Firefox...I post loads of crap on www.dontstayin.com when i'm hammered at 5am LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 frfgghfas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 (edited) just in from pron fuxking half 5 or osme shit i dunno.....gt 3 loossers sleepogng roumndd but htey all sleepyswanna gt shaver but dady fonr beddies cos he got workbit we been toot woot f**king thr towngt on 3 ifne ness ladies owho r.,..... fine tuned whatervr u nodaen ui lo f you guyd MWH!!!!! xXxEDIT: This thread reminded me i got on 3 girls........ i remember..... 1 of them 2 vaugly an the other 1????In simple termsjust got in from prom f**king half 5 or some shit i dont knowgot 3 friends sleeping round, but there all asleepi wanted to shave their eyebrows but was in parents bedroom who supprisingly were asleepweve been..... (i dunno what i was thinking!!!) treked home???i got on 3 fit girls...... well the 2 i can remember are definatly pokeable Edited July 7, 2006 by Simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FREIEEEEENNNDSOBM is struglning to type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 wooooooooo that was fun.team laser explosion ***!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 ahhahahahahahahahaha.marks face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 are you sure thats not lee evans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron-i'anson Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Hello there! Its rob walker and aaron i'anson.We are very jolly in this moment in time, but as you can see by our interlectal (sp) post that we have made on this fine what ever the time is we are still highly educated and can main tain our full puncuational grammer!Not relly i think we are both bit too wasted to care. HEHE!What you think of us?By the way hehe we are too young aswell.SHHH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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