bikeperson45 Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Just curious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Get the foot up on the bog seat so I can get right in for maximum cleanliness. Then a quick clean with baby wipes for freshness 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Sitting always! As if people stand up hahaha that's so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 all about the sit and lean. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.KYDD Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) Standing surely? Well, a kinda leaning forward half squat... Edited June 4, 2014 by J.KYDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigjames Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Standing surely? Well, a kinda squat... This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Oh I feel you, not as in a fully stand up thing? Ex used to do what I thought you meant and I always thought it was the weirdest thing in the f**king world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I do it from the back and then from the front. Then standing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzatpro09 Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) Oh I feel you, not as in a fully stand up thing? Ex used to do what I thought you meant and I always thought it was the weirdest thing in the f**king world. You watched your lady have a dump? Edit: Actually, you never said it was a lady... Edited May 29, 2014 by onzatpro09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Aye, they don't have electricity or cars in Sheffield had to keep entertained somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsMatt Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 handstand hype 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I get rimmed by a giraffe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Gibbs Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 all about the sit and lean. This basically! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted May 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 These results have shocked me. My friend mentioned this and I had no idea anyone ever did this sitting down. Makes me wonder what other weird things people do all the time that I haven't been told about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 I have the same face expression as my avatar when I hear about someone standing to wipe their arse. When you stand everything gets closed together... I mean you shouldn't shit standing! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Am I the only person who kneels then?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Its all about the reverse cow boy/girl. Means the handle is in front of you for ease of flushing. Flushing while sat down is one of my guilty pleasures. Especially on a hot day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 I just use a haggis to wipe. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 I haven't got time for wiping. It only gets sore the first couple of days, then your ring piece toughens up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 I've asked this about at college because the answer is so different from person to person. My mate actually stands up, does a full 180 so he's looking at his shit then wipes his arse standing up. I lean to the left while sitting down 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsbikingnunn Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 sit down, right foot on the edge of the radiator, lean to the left, hand in between legs and wipe from back to front. done deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted May 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 My mate actually stands up, does a full 180 so he's looking at his shit then wipes his arse standing up. Which is exactly what I do Does anyone else moisten up the toilet roll from the tap on certain occasions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Does anyone else moisten up the toilet roll from the tap on certain occasions? f**k off.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 I'm the 180 guy too. It saves the potential of getting shitty paper on the seat or whatever. Can't believe I'm discussing turds on a bike forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkman Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Can a mod please delete me from the forum..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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