Pashley26 Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Your ex is a fanny, most girls would killllll for a letter-writing guy. We do love that kinda stuff, after all.Nobody cares; hussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Is not true...I wrote a few girls letters when I was in school.It doesn't work.Maybe it got lost in the post, and they got some other letter instead, like an advert for porn, but I fail to see how when I gave it to them myself.Send it recorded or special delivery next time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Send it recorded or special delivery next time...PMSL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 (edited) I posted it mysen, the only way I could've got it to them even more securely would be with a team of super-kick-ass ninja-postmen, but at that time, the service was unavailable, seeing as the company had gone bust. I guess there wasn't much call for super-kick-ass ninja-postmen.SUPER KICK ASS NINJA POSTMEN - HEROES IN A POST VAN!All that money wasted on slogans and advertising... well, I guess they got away without paying the debts, seeing as they're ninjas.Who knows?I found one of their flyers Edited May 5, 2009 by Bruce Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skuzzbucket Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 (edited) ladies man dave you need to switch the brain off and come out for a no holds barred lady spotting (humping) night out.if you need someone to point you in the right direction you know i'm here.were going out for squids b-day if your gamep.s how old is your sis........... joking. see you at dj's Edited May 5, 2009 by skuzzbucket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 switch my brain off from what now lol...point me in the right direction what are yeeee on about im lost now bri hahahahyeahhhhh man daves game for a hoe sesh new place for me to spread my seed if your on msn add me uppo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 SIMPS! when are we going out.Fine, f**k you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Fine, f**k you.i will always froget if your kev or joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Your ex is a fanny, most girls would killllll for a letter-writing guy. We do love that kinda stuff, after all.Seriously, in my experience not all girls are die hard romantics that like a picnic with potato salad. (or letters)i will always froget if your kev or joe.Its joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webber Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 well she threw my bike at my head .....Who you going out with, the blimmin Hulk!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 How can you not know if it's me or kev? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Who you going out with, the blimmin Hulk!? its a koxx xtp2 even sissy girls can throw them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totally steaming!! Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 its a koxx xtp2 even sissy girls can throw themBecause sissys ride them Dave we'll go out on the pull next weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Because sissys ride them Dave we'll go out on the pull next weekend That we can do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Your ex is a fanny, most girls would killllll for a letter-writing guy. We do love that kinda stuff, after all.Actually, no they wouldn't. A well written and funny letter, yes. But not just any old letter, and not one going into feelings and all that.I've never once seen a mushy letter go well for a guy, and believe me i've had my fair share of knock backs. Being a mr nice guy, wuss-bag doesn't work.... at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Your ex is a fanny, most girls would killllll for a letter-writing guy. We do love that kinda stuff, after all.Is it sad that I do this quite alot, even just silly little ones?Actually, no they wouldn't. A well written and funny letter, yes. But not just any old letter, and not one going into feelings and all that.I've never once seen a mushy letter go well for a guy, and believe me i've had my fair share of knock backs. Being a mr nice guy, wuss-bag doesn't work.... at all.It always goes down well for me... If i'm honest better than quite alot of things, as long as they are acctually relevant to something they always seem to make her smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Is it sad that I do this quite alot, even just silly little ones?It always goes down well for me... If i'm honest better than quite alot of things, as long as they are acctually relevant to something they always seem to make her smile.f**k off out of this thread then till she cheats on your or decides shes bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 f**k off out of this thread then till she cheats on your or decides shes bored.Treat em' mean, keep em' keen.That phase certainly didn't come out of nowhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 f**k letters, subtle note's is where shits at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Nah, it's all about leaving a drawing in the bathroom mirror condensation of her with bigger boobs, with "This would help you to look slightly attractive" written underneath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 f**k letters, subtle note's is where shits atLike, 'Die Bitch x'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Nah, more like what time you'll be round for tea on sunday, or to tell her what you want for tea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Nah, more like what time you'll be round for tea on sunday, or to tell her what you want for tea...That's good though, it's funny, assertive and confident. That's a huge thing a girl will look for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Preety much, if that all goes tit's up thou, there's one sure fire hit that'll get you back in good books.... Youtube Video -> Original Video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZHI-sam Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 alright guys, i could use some advice :/ best to start from the top so here goes...my girlfriends last BF was a twat, controled what she wore, did, watched on the tv, everything. she wasnt alowed to watch friends :/ they split up about 3 months before i got with her and weve been together 2 months now.1st it was great, loved spending time with her, was always kissing her ect. very lovey when we 1st got together.now though shes being all weird, she asked me to go see her earlier but wanst realy paying much atention to me being there, wasnt talking to me much but was talking to her mate quite a bit. it was like she wanted me to be there but not be with her if you know what i mean. shes being very distant and has been for the last 2 weeks or more.also shes changed completely, her personality is completely different to how it was before, she likes chav music now and used to like rock and metal when i 1st met her, she wears a mkenzie jacket ect. if im honest i dont like how shes changing cuz i find myself not likeing it more and more all the time and i think it might end upo me not liking her soon enough. i know i should talk to her but what do i say, her last BF was controling so if i try to make her stop she wont after putting up with it for over a year. i dont wanna cause an argument but i dont want us to split up cuz i do love her but if i dont i will end up not loving her, the person i wanna be with seems to be disapearing day by day :/please give me some GOOD advice, no stupid answers please cuz im realy confused by it all, i cant stop thinking about us and what i should do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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